1 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:28,627 (orchestral music) 2 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,565 (cracking) 3 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:36,635 (soft uplifting music) 4 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:52,051 (ominous music) 5 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,686 (mid-tempo rock music) 6 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:35,194 [Rachel] Harris? 7 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:37,129 You must be Rachel. 8 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,297 - Yeah. - Hey. 9 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:40,399 Oh. 10 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:42,134 Oh, sorry, I'm a hugger. 11 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:44,269 That's, that's okay. 12 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,871 I'm super awkward at the beginning of these things. 13 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:49,475 Oh, well, that is why they invented alcohol. 14 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:52,478 Hey, man, uh, could we get one more scotch, 15 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,780 and for Rachel, a-- wait, wait. 16 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:57,349 Uh, let me guess. 17 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,855 What are you doing? 18 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:04,423 Oh, I can sense a person's drink aura. 19 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:05,791 I just need a moment of silence. 20 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,326 My drink aura? 21 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:10,629 (exhales) 22 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,663 (giggles) 23 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:12,531 Sorry. 24 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:14,633 Vodka tonic. 25 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,368 Yeah. 26 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,737 Wait, wait, wait, I'm also seeing tequila shots. 27 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:19,738 Rach, I don't know about that. 28 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,173 I did not think that. 29 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:22,674 Far be it from me to tell you no. 30 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,343 Two tequila shots. 31 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:25,344 Thanks, man. 32 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,914 You don't mess around, huh? 33 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,749 I guess not. 34 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:31,750 (Harris laughs) 35 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:38,724 Leaving? 36 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:41,727 Oh, hey, yeah. 37 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,162 Didn't want to wake you. 38 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:45,364 I got work in the morning. 39 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:49,735 Plus, I have self-diagnosed restless leg syndrome, so. 40 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:52,404 (Rachel laughs) 41 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,505 But, uh, hey. 42 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:58,777 (Harris laughs) 43 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,479 I had a lot of fun. 44 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,346 Me too. 45 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,184 All right, sleep tight. 46 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:10,322 (phone alarm ringing) 47 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:14,226 (electronica music) 48 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,646 Boom! 49 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:35,681 Got you again, ShadowMan. 50 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:36,682 [Shadow] Suck my dick, pussy. 51 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,250 No, come on, man. 52 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,352 It's too early for that kind of talk. 53 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,721 [Shadow] It's not too early for your mom to suck my dick. 54 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:43,789 Eh, clever. 55 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:47,292 (ShadowMan groans) 56 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,760 Oh, and I win again. 57 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,663 See you next time, Shadow. 58 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:52,531 Hope you have a good day in school. 59 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:53,899 What grade you in again? 60 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,001 [Shadow] You have a good day being a fag. 61 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,836 Easy with the homophobia there, kid. 62 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:58,937 [Shadow] Shut up. 63 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,239 You got it. 64 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:16,021 Hey. 65 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,456 Hey, morning. 66 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,326 What's up, man? 67 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:22,561 Mandarin, Jose. 68 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,374 150 likes. 69 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:36,708 Fuckin' clickbait. 70 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,780 Cute, who's she? 71 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,448 She's my ex. 72 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,917 She used to call blow jobs blowies. 73 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:49,488 Now she's engaged to Richard Rodemeier. 74 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:52,291 This fuckin' bald piece of shit. 75 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:53,725 Looks like a banker. 76 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:54,960 What do you think he does? You think he banks? 77 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,895 Let's have a look. 78 00:04:56,897 --> 00:05:01,033 Pediatric surgeon at Ralph M. Captain Children's Hospital. 79 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:01,900 Oh, no. 80 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,737 That's a bummer. 81 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,472 Whatever, man, he still looks like a piece of shit. 82 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,573 Of that I have no doubt. 83 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:10,309 You should unfriend her, man. 84 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:11,943 It's not healthy, you can drive yourself crazy. 85 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,879 I know, I know, man. 86 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,747 I just can't help it. 87 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:16,915 Robby, boom. 88 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:22,921 Harris, Robby, morning. 89 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,489 - Hi. - Hey, Terri. 90 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,791 The partners and I made a decision about 91 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,926 the Harry's Auto Insurance spot. 92 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,362 You both had damn good ideas. 93 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:33,498 But Harris, we're going with you. 94 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,000 Thanks, Terri. 95 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,768 Well, they're gonna be here on Wednesday. 96 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:37,803 You'll be ready to pitch by then? 97 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:39,004 Absolutely. 98 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,606 Excellent, keep up the good work. 99 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:42,074 You too, Robby. 100 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:47,546 Better luck next time, Robert. 101 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,047 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 102 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:52,384 Think you just got it all figured out, don't you? 103 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,953 I like to think so, yeah. 104 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,789 (soft rock music) 105 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,659 Linda, 26. 106 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:04,963 "I like adventure, whiskey, sarcasm, Jenga." 107 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,131 She's cute, should I go left or right? 108 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,499 It's your choice, man. 109 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,368 Mm-mm. It's your profile. 110 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:11,870 Eh, I pretty much always swipe right. 111 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,772 Even if you don't like 'em? 112 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,407 That's putting the cart before the horse. 113 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:16,975 At this point, it's just a numbers game. 114 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:20,812 Say you swipe right 100 times a day, right? 115 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,815 Out of those 100 likes, you get 20 matches, 116 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:26,918 out of those 20 matches, you message 10, 117 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,988 out of those 10, only a handful message back, 118 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:33,759 and out of that handful, you end up meeting up with one. 119 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:36,561 What that means is, the more you like initially, 120 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,096 the higher your chances are of meeting up 121 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,798 with someone later. 122 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,401 - The Tao of swiping. - (Harris laughs) 123 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:43,835 I'm gonna swipe right, here we go. 124 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,570 Boom! 125 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,839 - It's a match. God damn. - Thank you very much. 126 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,541 Technology, it's a great thing. 127 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:50,876 You know, if this was around when I was single-- 128 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:51,810 Yeah? 129 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:52,844 (Chuck inhales deeply) 130 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,980 Okay, keep browsing. 131 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,748 Oh! 132 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,417 What about this one? 133 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:04,055 Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Tzu, I apologize sincerely. 134 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,590 Okay. 135 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,925 No match. 136 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,527 I'm sorry. 137 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,629 It's all right, it happens. 138 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:13,965 Oh, you're getting a text from Lauren. 139 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,801 Uh-huh. 140 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:17,769 Oh, dear, I gotta split. 141 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:18,904 Lemme guess. 142 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,939 - Lauren. - Mm-hmm. 143 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:21,940 She's another match I'm guessing? 144 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,443 That is correct. 145 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:25,777 What happened to the last one? 146 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,879 - What last one? - Uh, wow. 147 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,748 I guess it's hard to keep track of both. 148 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,750 I don't know her name, the last one you saw. 149 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,118 Is that what you do, you go see them? 150 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,854 - Oh, you mean Rachel. - Rachel, Rachel. 151 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,756 Yes, she's cool. Yeah, we had fun. 152 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,125 I just didn't get the girlfriend vibe. 153 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,127 Oh, okay, what's the girlfriend vibe? 154 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,129 Well, you know how you felt when you first met Lydia? 155 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,197 [Chuck] Yeah? 156 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:47,999 Yeah, well, I felt, not that. 157 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,669 Okay, yeah, I see. 158 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,505 Oh, there she is. 159 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:54,573 Wait, you had her come here? 160 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,907 [Harris] Yeah, so? 161 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,642 Dude, I thought we were gonna part ways. 162 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,044 We are. 163 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:01,179 I'm gonna go to that table over there. 164 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,048 You're ridiculous. 165 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,617 Hey! 166 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,018 I'm Harris. 167 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,020 This is for you. Thank you. 168 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:09,888 Jeez. 169 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:11,656 Can I get you a drink? 170 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,524 Sure! 171 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,059 Wait, let me guess. 172 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:31,543 (phone vibrating) 173 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:34,012 (ominous music) 174 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:41,753 (phone alarm ringing) 175 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:48,059 (message alert ringing) 176 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,594 Well, hello. 177 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:52,831 (ambient office noise) 178 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:58,670 (sighs) 179 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,872 - 'Sup? - Yo. 180 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,974 Who is that? 181 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:05,577 Girl I matched with. 182 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:08,313 Seems to be really into Sonic the Hedgehog. 183 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,081 Listen, um, can you do me a favor? 184 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,583 What's that? 185 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:14,019 Can we swap dicks just for tonight? 186 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:17,756 (upbeat electronica music) 187 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,769 - Guess who? - Whoa! 188 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:31,770 Gotcha. 189 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,637 Scared the shit out of me. 190 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,005 Whoops! 191 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,106 You know how to make an intro, huh? 192 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,075 I tend to just go for the hug. 193 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,910 Is this for me? 194 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,879 Uh, yes, actually. 195 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,014 It's kind of cheesy, but. 196 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,983 Very sweet of you. 197 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,084 Hey there. 198 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:46,952 - Hi. - What can I do for you? 199 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,153 Uh, can I get a-- 200 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,188 Wait, wait, wait, let me guess. 201 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,291 I'm seeing, red. 202 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,927 Uh, vodka cranberry. 203 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,329 Oh, my God, yeah. 204 00:09:57,331 --> 00:10:00,332 Wait, I'm also seeing tequila shots. 205 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:01,933 Yeah, I love tequila shots. 206 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,935 All right, here we go. 207 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:07,038 I like your hair, it's different. 208 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,640 Oh, yeah, I need to update my pics. 209 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,075 They're like three weeks old. 210 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,309 No, it's cool. 211 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,144 Can I tell you something embarrassing? 212 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,613 I'd be offended if you didn't. 213 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:17,115 When I was a little kid, 214 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:21,152 I got my hair bleached like Eminem. 215 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,687 - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did. 216 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,656 Totally. 217 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,791 Take that secret to the grave. 218 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:27,659 Yeah. 219 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,261 All right, a vodka cranberry. 220 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,963 Tequila shots. 221 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,898 Thank you, sir. 222 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,100 All right. 223 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,334 Down the hatch. 224 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:39,638 I haven't thought about some of these games 225 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,206 since I was a little kid. 226 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,908 I mean, I used to be a huge Sonic fan back in the day. 227 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,910 Oh, my God, are you fuckin' serious? 228 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,412 Sonic is like my life. 229 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,147 - You don't say? - Yeah! 230 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,082 I beat the game once, no cheat codes. 231 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,817 No, I always thought Chaos Emeralds 232 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,653 would be a great band name. 233 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,187 That's genius. 234 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,155 Shall we? Yeah. 235 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:00,158 (soft rock music) 236 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,229 Oh, my God, I love this song. 237 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,196 What? 238 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,064 Falling Still? 239 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:06,931 Seriously? 240 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,166 I know these guys. 241 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,934 - Personally. - No, you don't. 242 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,437 Uh-huh, did the ad campaign for their new album. 243 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,039 They got a show coming up, we should go. 244 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,273 I'll get us backstage. 245 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,908 I would fucking love that. 246 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,076 All right. 247 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,245 You know, I knew we'd get along. 248 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,414 I could tell just from your profile pic. 249 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:23,848 I knew. 250 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,283 What's your sign? 251 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,918 Uh, Virgo, I think. 252 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,720 Oh, my God! 253 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:31,289 I'm a Pisces, we're like the most compatible signs. 254 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,924 Well, what do you know? 255 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,826 (chuckles) 256 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:38,163 (phone message ringing) 257 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,298 Oh, fuck. 258 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:44,936 - What? - My ex just liked my post. 259 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,438 I'm sorry? 260 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,440 I think he's just trying to fuck with me. 261 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,175 By liking your, uh-- 262 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,310 I have the best idea. 263 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,446 Uh. 264 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,081 Act like you're having a good time. 265 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:56,948 Okay. 266 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,885 Oh, my God, that's great. 267 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:01,853 You're a good actor. 268 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,488 We make a good team. 269 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:08,026 (moaning) 270 00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:54,906 Hi. 271 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,908 Hey! 272 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:57,776 Hey. 273 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:02,781 I'm just gonna head out, okay? 274 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,150 You don't want to sleep over? 275 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:09,454 I, I got work tomorrow, so. 276 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,824 Well, you can just leave from here in the morning. 277 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:15,226 Venice is kinda far from where I work. 278 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,262 Plus, I gotta shower. 279 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:20,365 Well, you could just shower here. 280 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:24,302 I could, but, you know, gotta change and everything, so. 281 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,471 I might have a couple of shirts you could borrow. 282 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,373 Don't worry, they're my brother's. 283 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,376 It's just a lot easier if I go home. 284 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:31,376 Okay. 285 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,980 What are you doing tomorrow? 286 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:36,981 Maybe we could do this again? 287 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,383 Uh, yeah. 288 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:42,420 Oh, no, I've gotta work on a pitch, but, 289 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,556 call you as soon as I get free? 290 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:46,291 Maybe this weekend? 291 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,162 Yeah, maybe. 292 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,230 Okay. 293 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,265 All right. 294 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,467 [Riley] Sleep well, good night. 295 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:06,044 Don't gamble with your car insurance. 296 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,313 Still too long. 297 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,617 We're at a casino. 298 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,019 Blackjack table; we take a look at our hand. 299 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,154 16, the dreaded. 300 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,623 (phone ringing) 301 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,529 Oh, Christ, lemme. 302 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,398 (clears throat) 303 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,200 We're at a casino. 304 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,168 Blackjack table. 305 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,637 (phone ringing) 306 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,306 "Hey, what's up? 307 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,541 "What are you doing?" 308 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,244 Trying to work is what I'm doing. 309 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,647 We're at a casino, blackjack table. 310 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,350 (phone vibrating) Jesus fucking Christ. 311 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,051 Okay. 312 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,187 (phone ringing) 313 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,256 Mm-hmm, shut the fuck up. 314 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,128 (clears throat) 315 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,331 We're at a ca-- (phone vibrating) jeez fuck! 316 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,668 I'm gonna kill this girl if she doesn't. 317 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:07,605 Well, hello. 318 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:11,676 (upbeat rock music) 319 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,278 I brought wine. 320 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,016 Everyone's a victim 321 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,085 Victim every day 322 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,188 Everyone is looking at me 323 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:27,425 Don't know what they've heard 324 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,194 Hell no 325 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,463 Hell no 326 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:42,707 (phone vibrating) 327 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,299 Oh, God. 328 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,135 (phone vibrating) 329 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,556 - Hello? - [Robby] Finally! 330 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,590 Dude, are you in the hospital or something? 331 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,691 Robby? 332 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,559 The hospital? 333 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,194 What are you. 334 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,329 Holy shit, holy fucking shit! 335 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,398 [Robby] Yeah, dude, you missed the meeting, man. 336 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,432 Fuck! 337 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,467 God, what happened? 338 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:43,768 My alarm didn't go off. 339 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,236 [Robbie] Dude, I don't know, man. 340 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,138 You gotta remember to set that shit. 341 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,172 Oh, fuck, are they still there? 342 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,474 Do I have time to-- 343 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,142 [Robby] They're gone, dude, they left. 344 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,477 Oh, my God, what happened? 345 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:53,511 [Robby] Look, everything's fine. 346 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,712 They left totally happy. 347 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,080 They had no idea anything was wrong. 348 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,548 But how? 349 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,450 [Robby] Look, we had to use my pitch, man. 350 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,619 - We didn't have a choice. - Fuck! 351 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,421 Why didn't you call me, man, before the pitch? 352 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,423 [Robby] I literally have been calling you non-stop. 353 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,591 Why didn't you try again? 354 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,592 [Robby] I tried, dude. 355 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,160 Well, just forget it. 356 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,261 How's Terri? 357 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,262 [Robby] What do you think, man? 358 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,631 - She's pissed! - Fuck! 359 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,333 All right, I'm coming in now. 360 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:15,333 Fuck. 361 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,436 Where the fuck are my shoes? 362 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,637 Is everything okay? 363 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,306 No, no, everything's not okay. 364 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,808 My alarm didn't go off or something, 365 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,476 I missed my meeting, and now I don't even know 366 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,612 if I have a job anymore. 367 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,646 Fuck. 368 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,081 I think. 369 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,250 I think I accidentally shut it off. 370 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,684 - What? - It woke me up, 371 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:38,423 and I sort of just hit the button and fell asleep. 372 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,524 Why would you do that? 373 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,725 I don't know, reflex I guess. 374 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,093 I am so sorry. 375 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,695 Please don't be mad. 376 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,165 No, no, you know what? It's fine, it's. 377 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,167 - You drive here? - I took an Uber. 378 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,269 Harris, I'm really, really sorry. 379 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,271 No, it's fine, I just, uh. 380 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,672 You know, I have to leave, 381 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,075 I don't have time to drive you, so. 382 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,577 Of course, I'll get an Uber. 383 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:06,451 Okay, it's gonna be here in six minutes. 384 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,552 Have you seen my shirt? 385 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,253 Uh, I can't wait that long. 386 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,655 Just leave me here. 387 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:14,425 I'll go as soon as the Uber gets here. 388 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,227 Fine, just lock up when you leave. 389 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,196 Toss my keys. 390 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,531 Harris, I feel really shitty about this. 391 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,699 I am so sorry. 392 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,106 - Harris? - Yeah? 393 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,808 Terri wants to see you in her office. 394 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:31,676 Yeah. 395 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,681 You wanna explain what happened? 396 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,850 It was my alarm. 397 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:41,185 What about it? 398 00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,653 I was up late last night 399 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,622 working on the pitch, and I put my phone on silent 400 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,290 'cause it kept going off, 401 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,892 and when I went to bed I guess I never turned 402 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,428 the volume back up, so. 403 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,898 when my alarm went off, I just didn't hear it. 404 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,434 You are aware that they make 405 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,869 actual alarm clocks, right? 406 00:18:57,871 --> 00:19:00,571 I know, it's a terrible excuse, Terri, 407 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,607 but it's the truth. 408 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,675 You knew how important today was. 409 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,144 I did. I'm so sorry. 410 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:12,717 Do I still have a job? 411 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:16,254 Yeah, you still have a job, barely. 412 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,788 But you're off Harry's. 413 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:21,392 Robby did the pitch, Robby gets the job. 414 00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,729 And I'm gonna need 500 words 415 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:28,499 on Waldo's Scented Matches by Friday, got it? 416 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:32,470 Understood. 417 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,908 (phone vibrating) 418 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,510 - No, I didn't respond. - [Chuck] Why not? 419 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,679 'Cause she wants me to lose my job. 420 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,648 What kind of a nut job shuts off someone's alarm? 421 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,515 Didn't she say it was an accident? 422 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,350 I don't know. 423 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,685 In my experience, girls who change their hair all the time 424 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,787 aren't exactly emotionally stable. 425 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,422 Then why did you see her again? 426 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,957 Dude, come on, serious? 427 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,492 Yeah, okay, look. 428 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,327 I just think that this could be a sign. 429 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,895 Yeah, man, I'm not so interested 430 00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,964 in signs right now, I kinda just wanna chill out, 431 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,599 play some video games, and go to bed. 432 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,568 All right, all right, all right, fine, okay. 433 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,735 Look, I'll let you go, but can I just give you 434 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,270 one little piece of advice? 435 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,905 One little piece of advice before I go? 436 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,941 Lay it on me, oh great mystic. 437 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:13,744 Okay, look, I think that this may be-- 438 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,980 What? Chuck? 439 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,682 Losing you, Chuck? 440 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,385 (muffled music) 441 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:27,892 (loud rock music) 442 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,661 I pissed away 443 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:35,766 Every single day 444 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:40,671 And all my mistakes, I take the blame 445 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,674 And it feels okay because 446 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,910 I've never 447 00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:48,479 Hey. 448 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,415 Jesus, Riley. 449 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:53,784 Why are you still... 450 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:58,256 You didn't answer my texts. 451 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,425 Uh, yeah, no, I'm sorry. 452 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,962 I should've gotten back to you. 453 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,597 (suspenseful music) 454 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,532 I was just trying to tell you I was sorry 455 00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,800 about this morning. 456 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,802 Yeah, sure, yeah, of course. 457 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,704 Just relax, okay? 458 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,607 There's no reason for anyone to get hurt. 459 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,475 Hurt? 460 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:21,912 This? 461 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,882 Oh, my God, I'm cooking dinner. 462 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,018 I'm making chicken stir fry. 463 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,889 I felt so bad about today, 464 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,424 and I wanted to make it up to you, 465 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,525 so I thought I'd do something nice 466 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,826 and cook you dinner. 467 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,395 So you broke into my apartment? 468 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,929 No! 469 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,631 Actually, I never really left except 470 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:41,932 for when I went to go buy groceries. 471 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,334 But, you know. 472 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:46,037 You could've told me, Riley. 473 00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:49,607 I tried, but you didn't text me back. 474 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:53,077 Plus, I thought it would be a nice surprise. 475 00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,483 This was a bad idea, wasn't it? 476 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,351 Uh, no. 477 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:04,755 - You think I'm crazy. - No, I don't. 478 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:08,326 Ill-advised maybe. 479 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:09,660 I just, I already ate, and I got 480 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,661 - a bunch of work to do. - Consider me gone. 481 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,997 This was almost done anyway. 482 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,703 But it smells amazing. 483 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,538 So, tell you what, 484 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:23,574 I will have it for lunch tomorrow. 485 00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:26,744 Really? 486 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,980 So this wasn't like deal-breaker stuff? 487 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,616 No! Come on. 488 00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:35,052 What's a little breaking and entering between friends, huh? 489 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,455 (Riley giggles) 490 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,956 Good. 491 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:42,493 'Cause I think I might like you, Harris. 492 00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:46,764 I think I might like you too. 493 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,434 Okay, let me get out of your hair. 494 00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:53,804 I'll just get my stuff, and good luck with work. 495 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,040 Uh, I'll text you later? 496 00:22:57,576 --> 00:22:58,442 Okay, bye. 497 00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:13,624 (sighs) 498 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,594 I think I might like you. 499 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,796 to never talk to me again. 500 00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,467 Hey, Shadow, is it possible you got worse 501 00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:25,035 since we last played? 502 00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:26,470 [Shadow] I've been busy. 503 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:28,506 Let me guess, fucking my mom? 504 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:30,941 [Shadow] No, fucking your sister! 505 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,843 (rapid gunfire) 506 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,645 You have, like, other insults, right? 507 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:35,980 Creative ones? 508 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:38,516 [Shadow] Suck my dick. 509 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:40,684 (pinging) 510 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:44,822 "Hi, baby, how are you? 511 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,757 "What are you doing?" 512 00:23:50,729 --> 00:23:52,430 Oh, there he goes. 513 00:23:53,665 --> 00:23:56,133 (phone ringing) 514 00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:00,137 Gotta be kidding me. 515 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:01,572 [Shadow] What's the matter? 516 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:02,973 Don't like getting your ass kicked? 517 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:04,675 I wasn't talking to you, ShadowMan. 518 00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:05,776 [Shadow] Yeah, right. 519 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,745 Actually dealing with a girl! 520 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,079 Ever had a girlfriend before? 521 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:10,581 [Shadow] Yeah! 522 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:11,449 I'm not talking about the body pillow 523 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:12,883 you sleep with at night, 524 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,785 I'm talking about a real live human girl. 525 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,653 [Shadow] I don't have a body pillow. 526 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,087 You should get one. 527 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,889 It's gonna be a long time before any girl 528 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:22,760 not stuffed with goose down wants to sleep with you, so. 529 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,929 Wait, Shadow, you. 530 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:25,930 Oh, he quit? 531 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,500 Well. 532 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,635 Guess he had enough. 533 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,472 (phone vibrating) 534 00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,643 Hey. 535 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:40,644 I'm gonna go down to the shooting stage 536 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:41,679 if you wanna roll. 537 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:43,681 Uh-huh, yeah, one sec. 538 00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:48,953 Is that that girl again? 539 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:50,688 Fourth time today, it's not even noon. 540 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:51,655 Maybe it's important. 541 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,557 Trust me, it's not. 542 00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:55,059 - Uh, Harris? - Yeah? 543 00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:56,160 I've got a call for you. 544 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,161 Can you take a message? 545 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,796 Uh, well, it's your mom. 546 00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:00,030 She said it's urgent. 547 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:00,965 My mom? 548 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:03,834 Should call my cell. 549 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,971 Dude, I'm right behind you. 550 00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:08,906 - Mom? - Harris. 551 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:11,675 - Mom, is that you? - There's been an accident. 552 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:15,613 - Mom, you sound kinda-- - I peed my pants. 553 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,047 - Who is? - (Riley laughs) 554 00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:18,883 - Riley? - [Riley] Got you! 555 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:20,851 - How'd you get this number? - [Riley] Online! 556 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,820 You weren't answering your cell. So I just figured-- 557 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,288 I wasn't answering my cell 'cause I'm at work. 558 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,756 Look, I have to go, they're shooting a spot, 559 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:26,857 - I'm gonna be late. - Just a second. 560 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,125 It's important. 561 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,760 Fine, what is it? 562 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,830 [Riley] The Falling Still concert is tonight. 563 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:34,265 You called me at my office to see if I want 564 00:25:34,267 --> 00:25:36,200 to go to a concert with you? 565 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,568 [Riley] Well, you said that you would take me 566 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,103 when they come to town. 567 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,538 Yeah, you know what, it's kind of short notice. 568 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:41,906 Look, Riley, I've gotta go, okay? 569 00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:43,073 [Riley] Maybe we could do something else then? 570 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:45,776 Like, dinner and a movie? 571 00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:46,810 Yeah, you know what, I think I'm just 572 00:25:46,812 --> 00:25:48,779 gonna take it easy tonight, so. 573 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:51,615 [Riley] So, maybe just Netflix and chill? 574 00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:52,917 I could bring wine? 575 00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:54,552 Yeah, I'm not feeling so great. 576 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:56,120 (coughs) 577 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:59,256 So I'm just gonna stay home and get to bed early, 578 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:00,324 but we'll hang out soon. 579 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:02,793 - Okay? - [Riley] Okay. 580 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:03,861 - Feel better. - Okay, I will. 581 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:04,728 Thank you. 582 00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:08,832 Oh, shit. 583 00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:11,602 (upbeat music) 584 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:24,582 (metal clangs) 585 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:28,185 What the fuck, guy? 586 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:30,888 Sorry, everyone. 587 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,923 [Director] All right, let's go again. 588 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,658 (rock music) 589 00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:35,326 [Lydia] It's called oil pulling. 590 00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:36,827 Oil pulling? 591 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,762 Yeah, you swish coconut oil in your mouth 592 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,197 for 10 minutes every day. 593 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:41,999 It's supposed to be really good for you. 594 00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:43,867 Yeah, I don't see how that could possibly be true. 595 00:26:43,869 --> 00:26:44,868 It's true! 596 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,674 Uh-huh. 597 00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:52,176 See, it says right here: 598 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:55,679 "Swishing with coconut oil for 10 minutes every day 599 00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:58,282 "will strengthen gum and help fight tooth decay." 600 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,818 Yeah, okay, but look at the name of the site. 601 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:02,953 It's althealth.net. 602 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,722 All right, that doesn't sound like the most 603 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,857 reputable site to me, I'm sorry, it's true. 604 00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:07,992 Yeah, but look at the comments. 605 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,159 Everyone says it works. 606 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,228 Comments? Anyone can write. 607 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,130 I have an article right here which says 608 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:17,801 that oil pulling has no proven effect on oral health. 609 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:18,902 Oh, yeah? 610 00:27:18,904 --> 00:27:20,671 And what site is that? 611 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:21,872 Healthdaddy.com. 612 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,140 Oh, my God, yeah. Totally better. 613 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:24,842 - Most trustworthy source. - What? 614 00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,243 It's-- 615 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:27,211 Oh, my god, you've gotta be kidding me. 616 00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:28,412 [Lydia] What's up? 617 00:27:28,414 --> 00:27:29,980 It's this girl, she's obsessed. 618 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,315 I mean, she's certifiable. 619 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:32,850 I'm just glad I don't have any pets. 620 00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:35,185 - [Chuck] Oh, come on. - I'm serious! 621 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:36,854 Man, okay. 622 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:38,422 She called me today. 623 00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:40,190 (gasps) No! 624 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:42,092 She is insane! 625 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:44,061 Did she use a landline? 626 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:45,863 Arm yourself, Harris. 627 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,097 This is all a joke to you guys now, 628 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,198 but when I'm found dead, 629 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,199 I hope you think about this, 630 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,669 and it makes you very, very sad. 631 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,070 Okay, Harris, I'll bite. 632 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:54,905 How can we help you? 633 00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:56,774 I wish I knew. 634 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:58,709 Here's an idea. 635 00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:00,844 Stop fucking every girl you meet online. 636 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,312 I'm serious! 637 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:03,414 This girl, what's her name? 638 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:05,282 - Riley. - Riley. 639 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,117 Did you ever actually wanna date Riley? 640 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,886 Or did you just use her because you thought 641 00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:09,987 she'd be an easy lay? 642 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,889 Okay, I didn't use anybody. 643 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,190 Mm-hmm. 644 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,992 Correct me if I'm wrong, 645 00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:16,894 but the order of events seems to be 646 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:19,830 you met her, you fucked her, you ignored her. 647 00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:22,966 What does that sound like to you? 648 00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:25,235 Chuck, a little help? 649 00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:28,272 Uh, yeah, uh, look. 650 00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:32,042 I think that she has a point, Harris. 651 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,477 I mean, look, it doesn't seem like you want 652 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:35,045 anything more from these girls 653 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,047 other than to just, you know, have sex. 654 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,849 Okay, okay, 'cause you two have been 655 00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:40,150 out of the game for so long, 656 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:42,019 let me give you a little refresher. 657 00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,021 Nobody is doing this shit 658 00:28:44,023 --> 00:28:45,923 because they're in search of true love. 659 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:48,192 They may say they are, but they're lying. 660 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:50,894 - [Lydia] And what do they want? - They want to meet someone, 661 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:54,231 get laid, and bring their boring lives a little excitement. 662 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,133 It's like going to a bar on a Friday night 663 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:58,936 minus everything that sucks about a bar on a Friday night. 664 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:01,839 Or maybe that's what you want. 665 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:03,373 Ever thought about that? 666 00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:06,310 Or were you just too busy thinking about yourself? 667 00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:07,177 Okay. 668 00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:10,414 You know what? 669 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,116 You're right. 670 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:13,984 I screwed up, I admit it. 671 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,419 Thank you! 672 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:19,056 I screwed up by being a slave to my genitals 673 00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:22,226 and sleeping with the same lunatic twice 674 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,461 against my better judgment. 675 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:26,530 - [Riley] Harris? - Riley? 676 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,968 I thought you said you were sick. 677 00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:33,437 Uh, how long have you been standing there? 678 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,272 [Riley] Who's Lydia? 679 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,008 Okay, uh, you know what? 680 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:39,943 We should step outside. 681 00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,478 How did you know where I was? 682 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,114 Some girl named Lydia checked you in on Facebook. 683 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,383 Who is she? 684 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:49,219 Um, Lydia is my best friend's girlfriend. 685 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:51,989 Chuck, Lydia, this is Riley. 686 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:52,990 - Hey. - Hi. 687 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,026 So you're not sick? 688 00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:57,861 Uh, I was feeling, 689 00:29:57,863 --> 00:29:59,396 but, you know, I kind of felt better-- 690 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:02,566 Oh, God, just stop it, Harris. 691 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,234 You think because I'm some lunatic 692 00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:06,970 you can lie to me and I'll believe you? 693 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:08,138 Heard that, huh? 694 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,473 You said you liked me. 695 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:12,075 Yeah, yeah, totally, you're great. 696 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:14,845 You don't give a shit about me, do you? 697 00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:17,147 You just wanted to make your boring, little life 698 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,983 a little more exciting, is that it? 699 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,819 Or was it my life that was boring? 700 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:23,453 Okay, can we just, can we just calm down? 701 00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:24,888 You think I'm just some fuck toy 702 00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:26,123 you can have your way with 703 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,025 and never call again, is that it? 704 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,493 Whoa, just relax, all right? 705 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:30,861 I never meant to hurt your feelings. 706 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:32,996 Oh, I'm sure you didn't. 707 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:34,565 I'm sure you never thought about my feelings at all, 708 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:36,133 did you? 709 00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:38,135 Did you, you fucking piece of shit? 710 00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:40,003 You fucking asshole. 711 00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:42,206 Riley! 712 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:45,108 You can fuck off and die, Harris. 713 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,214 Way to go, Lydia. 714 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:52,616 (rock music) 715 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:56,420 Sorry. 716 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:59,857 (crickets chirping) 717 00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:02,593 (foreboding music) 718 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,309 (woman shrieks) 719 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:22,379 (maniacal laughter) 720 00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:40,430 (suspenseful music) 721 00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:49,473 Hello? 722 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:52,075 (clattering) 723 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:02,986 If anybody's in here, I'm calling the police. 724 00:32:11,162 --> 00:32:13,430 (creaking) 725 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,266 Hello? 726 00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:20,671 [Riley] We were supposed to be together forever. 727 00:32:20,673 --> 00:32:22,205 Riley? 728 00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:24,007 If I can't have you, no one can. 729 00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:26,143 (screaming) 730 00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:37,254 (phone alarm ringing) 731 00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:41,024 (ominous music) 732 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,225 [Chuck] That's why it's good to have a good woman 733 00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:50,027 to go home to, you know? 734 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:51,061 Someone who could rub your feet. 735 00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:52,629 [Harris] Oh, shut up. 736 00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:54,531 [Chuck] All right, man, I'll see you. 737 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:57,467 [Harris] Yeah, dude, my keys are in your pack. 738 00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:59,603 [Chuck] Oh, yeah. 739 00:33:59,605 --> 00:34:01,438 I guess you will be needing those. 740 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,206 [Harris] I will be needing those. 741 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,241 [Chuck] Keys. 742 00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:06,443 [Harris] Mm-hmm, thank you. 743 00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:08,245 [Chuck] So, I mean do you want this phone or-- 744 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:10,347 [Harris] Ah, you can keep that, that's fine. 745 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:12,282 [Chuck] All right, man, I'll see you. 746 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:14,518 [Harris] All right, see you, man. 747 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,086 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 748 00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:17,521 [Chuck] What? 749 00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:19,222 [Harris] Riley, she's still harassing me. 750 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:20,524 She was texting me the whole time we were up hiking. 751 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:22,492 [Chuck] Whoa, what she say? 752 00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:24,327 [Harris] I don't know, man, I'm not gonna read 'em. 753 00:34:24,329 --> 00:34:26,430 I'm gonna delete 'em, gonna block her, and move on. 754 00:34:26,432 --> 00:34:27,597 [Chuck] Oh, no, no, no, come on, man. 755 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:28,565 It's not like you gotta respond. 756 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:29,733 Hey, hey, I'm curious. 757 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:30,801 - Oh, you're curious? - Yeah. 758 00:34:30,803 --> 00:34:32,536 [Harris] Please, go right ahead. 759 00:34:32,538 --> 00:34:34,604 Have fun, just delete 'em when you're done. 760 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:37,574 [Chuck] This is like the highlight of my life. 761 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,142 She says Bye. 762 00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:41,278 [Harris] Oh, well, finally, she gets it. 763 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,345 [Chuck] Bye! 764 00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:44,548 (laughs) 765 00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:47,484 Whoa. 766 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:49,319 Whoa, you might wanna look at this. 767 00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:50,821 [Harris] Dude, I honestly just don't care. 768 00:34:50,823 --> 00:34:52,456 [Chuck] No, no, no, Harris. 769 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,457 I'm serious. 770 00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:56,259 [Harris] What the fuck? 771 00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:58,128 She's not trying to say she's gonna, 772 00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,763 she's gonna kill herself? 773 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,531 [Chuck] Yeah, that's what it looks like. 774 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,533 [Harris] Oh, come on, this is just fucking ridiculous, no. 775 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:04,768 [Chuck] Whoa, whoa, you're not concerned? 776 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,336 [Harris] No, man! Why should I be? 777 00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:07,871 She's just trying to get my attention. 778 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:08,805 [Chuck] Okay, that doesn't mean she's lying. 779 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:10,273 [Harris] Dude, come on. 780 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,776 Who sends a suicide note by text? 781 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:15,345 [Chuck] Well, I read about this woman in Taiwan 782 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:17,347 who live streamed her suicide. 783 00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:19,649 This stuff happens. 784 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,718 Hey. 785 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:25,755 - What, there's more, right? - There's a video. 786 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:27,190 [Chuck] Okay. 787 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,796 - Oh, wow. - [Harris] What the fuck? 788 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,631 No, no, no, I mean, come on. 789 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,533 Say this is real, what the fuck am I supposed to do about it? 790 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:37,901 - You gotta help her. - Help her? 791 00:35:37,903 --> 00:35:39,603 She's not my responsibility, man! 792 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,138 [Chuck] Come on, you can't be serious, Harris. 793 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:44,141 [Harris] Fuck, just, fuck! 794 00:35:44,143 --> 00:35:45,609 [Chuck] Look, just call 911. 795 00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:47,344 [Harris] I'm not calling 911, man. 796 00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:48,311 This is a fucking prank-- 797 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:49,579 [Chuck] No, then call her. 798 00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:51,181 [Harris] No, that's what she wants. 799 00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:52,516 That's exactly what she wants me to do. 800 00:35:52,518 --> 00:35:54,384 [Chuck] Okay, so let her die, let her die 801 00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:55,519 just so you don't have to see her again. 802 00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:56,586 [Harris] No one's gonna die! 803 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:58,155 This is a fuck! 804 00:35:58,157 --> 00:35:59,923 You know what, fine. You know what? 805 00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:02,325 I'll call her and you'll see. 806 00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:05,162 It's ringing. 807 00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:06,563 - Harris? - Riley? 808 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:07,931 Stop messing around. 809 00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:09,432 [Riley] Harris, is that you? 810 00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:10,534 [Harris] Yes, you got me to call. 811 00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:11,668 Now, Riley, just stop. 812 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,537 [Riley] I'm tired. 813 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:15,872 [Harris] Riley, stop messing around. 814 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:18,842 [Riley] I just wanted to hear your voice one last time. 815 00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:20,777 Riley, please, come on, just stop it, 816 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,245 it's not funny. 817 00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:25,415 Riley? Riley? 818 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,219 Riley, is this for real? 819 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:31,354 - [Riley] Bye, Harris. - No, wait, wait. 820 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:34,457 Riley, what did you take and when did you take it? 821 00:36:34,459 --> 00:36:36,593 [Riley] Pills. 822 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:40,430 Pills from my dad's back surgeries, and whiskey-- 823 00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:41,665 All right, Riley, stay where you are. 824 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:43,433 I'm gonna call 9-1-1. 825 00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:45,202 [Riley] No. 826 00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:46,369 Riley, I'm calling the ambulance. 827 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,438 What's your address? 828 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,941 [Riley] No ambulance, you come. 829 00:36:50,943 --> 00:36:53,210 Fine, fine. I'll come. 830 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:55,445 Riley, what's your address? 831 00:36:57,448 --> 00:37:00,483 Riley, Riley, talk to me! 832 00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:03,987 [Riley] 1738 Palm Drive, apartment four. 833 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,490 Okay, I'm coming. 834 00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:08,725 All right, man, I gotta go. 835 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:09,960 - All right. - I'll call you! 836 00:37:09,962 --> 00:37:12,495 - Yeah, let me know. - Yeah. 837 00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:21,671 Riley! 838 00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:22,606 Riley! 839 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:25,642 Where the fuck are you? 840 00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:29,246 Riley, talk to me. 841 00:37:30,948 --> 00:37:31,815 Fuck! 842 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:37,420 Riley? 843 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,588 Riley, please. 844 00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:43,994 Oh, my God. 845 00:37:43,996 --> 00:37:44,861 Oh, shit. 846 00:37:45,796 --> 00:37:46,963 What the fuck? 847 00:37:47,898 --> 00:37:49,466 Come on, come on. 848 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:51,635 Where's the fucking pulse? 849 00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:57,474 Oh, thank God, come on. 850 00:37:57,476 --> 00:38:00,910 Come on, come on, come on. Come on! 851 00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:02,479 Come on, fucking come on. 852 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:03,480 Come on, Riley, think of-- 853 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:04,881 (Riley giggles) 854 00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:06,549 What the fuck? 855 00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:07,417 Gotcha. 856 00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:09,786 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 857 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,988 This is a prank? 858 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,723 Yeah, a fucking good one. 859 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:16,593 (Riley laughing) 860 00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:18,595 You should see your face right now. 861 00:38:18,597 --> 00:38:20,430 How does it feel, Harris? 862 00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:22,532 To be made a fool of. 863 00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:23,433 Shitty? 864 00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:24,634 (glass shattering) 865 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,036 What the fuck is wrong with you? 866 00:38:26,038 --> 00:38:27,470 You're a fucking psycho, Riley. 867 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:29,372 Never contact me again. 868 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:34,544 (shouting) 869 00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:35,578 Fuck! 870 00:38:37,415 --> 00:38:39,582 (panting) 871 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:55,598 Dude, what happened to your hand? 872 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,033 Fuck, just, um, nothing. 873 00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:57,901 Just cut it. 874 00:38:57,903 --> 00:38:58,968 How? 875 00:38:58,970 --> 00:38:59,936 Cooking. 876 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:01,538 You cook? 877 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:02,939 Dude, you goose, I didn't know you cooked. 878 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:04,074 What'd you make? 879 00:39:04,076 --> 00:39:05,642 Dude, don't you have work to do? 880 00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:06,576 Harris! 881 00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:09,079 Man, I was just asking. 882 00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:12,682 I need to see you in my office right now. 883 00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:17,687 - Would you, please? - All right. 884 00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:21,091 (Robby sighs) 885 00:39:21,093 --> 00:39:22,625 Shut the door. 886 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:29,666 Have a seat. 887 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:31,101 You're in charge of the CCG Twitter account, right? 888 00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:32,736 Yeah. 889 00:39:32,738 --> 00:39:35,472 You sent out a series of tweets last night. 890 00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:36,706 Series of tweets? 891 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:37,574 Uh. 892 00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:39,976 Okay. 893 00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:41,711 "This company is retarded." 894 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,646 "My co-workers are retarded." 895 00:39:43,648 --> 00:39:46,149 "My boss is retarded." 896 00:39:46,151 --> 00:39:49,419 "I'm sick of working around so many retards." 897 00:39:49,421 --> 00:39:50,553 And it goes on like this. 898 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:52,722 You want me to keep going? 899 00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:55,091 Is this a joke? 900 00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:57,627 I don't know, you tell me. 901 00:39:58,662 --> 00:40:01,164 No? 902 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:04,033 I'm sorry, Terri, I'm very confused right now. 903 00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:05,935 Me too. 904 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:08,004 You don't actually think I wrote those? 905 00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:09,506 The tweets came from your account. 906 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:10,507 Yeah, but I didn't write them. 907 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:11,808 Then who was it? 908 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,012 Riley. 909 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,447 You gotta be shitting me. 910 00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:19,582 - Excuse me? - No, sorry, not you. 911 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:23,186 Uh, I know who's responsible for this, I can fix it. 912 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:26,589 Even if you didn't write them, it's not quite that simple. 913 00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:27,991 What do you mean? 914 00:40:32,963 --> 00:40:33,830 Shit. 915 00:40:35,666 --> 00:40:36,699 Are you all right, man? 916 00:40:36,701 --> 00:40:37,934 Yeah, I'm fine. 917 00:40:39,503 --> 00:40:40,203 I can help you. 918 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:41,638 Will you, shit! 919 00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:44,908 Just fuck it. 920 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,178 [Robby] Don't you want your stuff? 921 00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:50,947 (brooding music) 922 00:40:59,523 --> 00:41:01,591 (phone trilling) 923 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:02,492 [Riley] Hi, you've reached Riley's phone. 924 00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:03,159 Goddammit! 925 00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:04,527 Riley! 926 00:41:04,529 --> 00:41:05,195 Fuck. 927 00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:09,966 (phone trilling) 928 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,468 [Riley] Hi, you've reached Riley's phone. 929 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:12,802 Leave a message after the beep 930 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:15,638 or just be a normal person and text me. 931 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,874 Enough is enough, Riley, you have to call me back. 932 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:19,576 This isn't a fucking joke anymore. 933 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:20,944 Call me back, now! 934 00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:34,591 (phone vibrating) 935 00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:35,892 Riley? 936 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,827 [Man] This is credit card services. 937 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:38,828 Goddammit! 938 00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:48,037 (knocking) 939 00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:55,111 Just a minute! 940 00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:07,223 - You Harris Kroller? - Yeah. 941 00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:09,759 We have a court order to search the premises. 942 00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:10,860 What do you mean, like a--like a search warrant? 943 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,195 What? 944 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:13,162 Yeah, exactly, where's your computer? 945 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,664 Uh, it's right there. 946 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:15,698 What the, what the fuck are you doing? 947 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,233 Guys, could you just-- 948 00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:18,801 You want to tell Detective Rich where your laptop is? 949 00:42:18,803 --> 00:42:20,003 I know you got a laptop. 950 00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:21,170 Well, guys, what is going on here? 951 00:42:21,172 --> 00:42:22,805 I'm sorry, but. 952 00:42:22,807 --> 00:42:24,874 What's going on is we need to have a look 953 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:26,910 at your computer, your laptop, your telephone, your Xbox, 954 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,578 anything you had access to the internet with. 955 00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:30,113 What, why? 956 00:42:30,115 --> 00:42:30,980 [Detective Rich] Why don't you hand me that bottle 957 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:33,116 you got there. 958 00:42:33,118 --> 00:42:36,052 Listen, just take a seat, take a seat, relax. 959 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:39,255 (tense music) 960 00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:41,124 Look, where's the laptop, just tell us. 961 00:42:41,126 --> 00:42:42,926 You know we can legally tear this place apart from top-- 962 00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:44,994 It is in the bedroom, I think. 963 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,262 I don't. 964 00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:48,731 Could you? What the fuck? 965 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:58,841 Wait, wait, possession of child pornography? 966 00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:00,209 - What? - Got it. 967 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:01,878 No, this has to be some kind of giant mistake. 968 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,680 I don't have any child porn. 969 00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:04,914 [Detective Dean] Yeah, well, an IP address 970 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,749 matching the one from this apartment 971 00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:08,585 was flagged last night for downloading 972 00:43:08,587 --> 00:43:10,019 over five gigabytes of illegal data 973 00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:11,821 from servers that we monitor, so. 974 00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:13,690 But, no, I didn't download any child porn last night. 975 00:43:13,692 --> 00:43:16,326 I got drunk and fell asleep on my couch, that's it. 976 00:43:16,328 --> 00:43:18,761 So you were here last night? 977 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:20,129 - Yeah, but-- - Found it. 978 00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:21,831 In a folder marked Private. 979 00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,600 No, that's impossible. You're lying. 980 00:43:23,602 --> 00:43:25,768 Hey, take it easy. You're under arrest. 981 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,971 You're under arrest for the possession of child pornography. 982 00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:29,339 You have the right to remain silent. 983 00:43:29,341 --> 00:43:32,175 I would recommend that you use it. 984 00:43:41,251 --> 00:43:42,652 Okay. 985 00:43:42,654 --> 00:43:43,820 Hello. 986 00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:45,922 You are Harris Kroller? 987 00:43:46,824 --> 00:43:47,857 Phew. 988 00:43:48,859 --> 00:43:50,860 (sighs) 989 00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:55,231 My name is Ronald Dale and I will be your lawyer. 990 00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:56,933 I took a look at your case, you got a clean record, 991 00:43:56,935 --> 00:43:58,668 which is good. 992 00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:01,304 So, if we plead guilty-- I didn't do anything. 993 00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:03,039 I'm being set up. 994 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:04,240 By whom? 995 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:07,176 A girl, her name is Riley Miller. 996 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:08,878 Or, I don't know, that could be a lie too, 997 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,246 come to think of it. 998 00:44:10,248 --> 00:44:11,748 [Ronald] You don't know her name? 999 00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,149 I know her address. 1000 00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:14,917 [Ronald] She's your ex-girlfriend? 1001 00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:17,053 No, that crazy bitch? No fuckin' way. 1002 00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:18,321 Met her online and now she wants revenge or something. 1003 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,757 - What for? - I don't know. 1004 00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:22,825 For not being madly in love with her? 1005 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:26,362 I'm telling you, this girl is certifiably insane. 1006 00:44:26,364 --> 00:44:28,698 Has she been in your home 1007 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:31,734 or had access to your computer within the last 48 hours? 1008 00:44:31,736 --> 00:44:33,169 No. 1009 00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:34,771 [Ronald] Does she have hacking skills? 1010 00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:36,239 She got into my Twitter account 1011 00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:39,242 and posted a bunch of tweets that got me fired. 1012 00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:41,110 All right, and you have proof of this? 1013 00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:41,978 I, no. 1014 00:44:45,049 --> 00:44:48,151 Oh, well, either way, 1015 00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:51,054 figuring out a Twitter password and hacking into an IP address 1016 00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:52,922 are two wildly different skill sets. 1017 00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:55,725 Besides, the files were found on your local hard drive, 1018 00:44:55,727 --> 00:44:57,427 which means the hacker would have had to gain 1019 00:44:57,429 --> 00:44:59,395 remote access to your computer, so-- 1020 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:01,297 Yeah, I don't know how she did it, 1021 00:45:01,299 --> 00:45:03,966 but I'm telling you it wasn't me. 1022 00:45:03,968 --> 00:45:05,968 Okay, write down her name and address 1023 00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:08,071 and I will look into it. 1024 00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:10,006 But I'm gonna level with you, Harris, 1025 00:45:10,008 --> 00:45:11,874 what you're claiming is gonna be very hard to prove 1026 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,843 without a confession. 1027 00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:15,712 If this goes to trial and you're convicted, 1028 00:45:15,714 --> 00:45:17,447 you're looking at serious jail time. 1029 00:45:17,449 --> 00:45:19,749 If you plead guilty, there's a very strong chance 1030 00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:22,251 I can get you off with just a fine. 1031 00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:23,186 [Harris] Which would be what? 1032 00:45:23,188 --> 00:45:24,353 I don't know. 1033 00:45:24,355 --> 00:45:26,756 Numbers could be 50, could be 100. 1034 00:45:26,758 --> 00:45:28,157 Thousand? 1035 00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:31,961 Better than five years in a federal prison. 1036 00:45:31,963 --> 00:45:33,062 Holy fuck. 1037 00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:34,097 This cannot be happening. 1038 00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:36,132 Well, it is. 1039 00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:37,800 We go before a judge by the end of the week. 1040 00:45:37,802 --> 00:45:38,901 If we don't have anything real 1041 00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:40,303 to back up your claims by then, 1042 00:45:40,305 --> 00:45:42,472 I strongly suggest pleading guilty. 1043 00:45:42,474 --> 00:45:46,843 Now, is there anyone that you can call to bail you out? 1044 00:45:50,214 --> 00:45:51,080 Uh. 1045 00:45:52,116 --> 00:45:53,349 I don't have my phone, 1046 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,451 I don't know anyone's numbers. 1047 00:45:55,453 --> 00:45:58,321 I could send a Facebook message. 1048 00:45:59,823 --> 00:46:02,158 (soft music) 1049 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:06,062 So lately been wondering 1050 00:46:06,064 --> 00:46:10,233 Who will be there to take my place 1051 00:46:10,235 --> 00:46:12,368 When I'm gone 1052 00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,437 [Bartender] Last call for alcohol! 1053 00:46:14,439 --> 00:46:15,304 Harris! 1054 00:46:15,306 --> 00:46:16,372 What, what? 1055 00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:19,909 Shadows on your face 1056 00:46:21,912 --> 00:46:23,212 I think maybe you've had enough. 1057 00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:24,247 Let me take you home. 1058 00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:25,114 Home. 1059 00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:30,920 My home is either gonna be a jail cell 1060 00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:35,391 or a fuckin' park bench, because my life is ruined. 1061 00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:39,562 And all for what, 'cause some psychotic bitch felt spurned. 1062 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,001 There's gotta be something you can do, right? 1063 00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:47,370 Way up high or down low 1064 00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:48,905 According to my lawyer, 1065 00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:50,807 barring a full confession from Riley, 1066 00:46:50,809 --> 00:46:54,443 I'm looking at, best case scenario, 1067 00:46:54,445 --> 00:46:57,079 a crippling fine and a spot 1068 00:46:57,081 --> 00:47:00,149 on the registered sex offenders list. 1069 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:04,420 So I will be a convicted felon, 1070 00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:06,122 won't be able to get a job, 1071 00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:09,392 won't be able to leave town, can't vote. 1072 00:47:09,394 --> 00:47:12,562 It's not like you even voted before. 1073 00:47:14,898 --> 00:47:16,599 I'm sorry, man, I know, it's not funny. 1074 00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:20,503 I'm just trying to lighten the mood here. 1075 00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:24,140 Well I hope there's someone out there 1076 00:47:24,142 --> 00:47:26,409 Who can bring me back to you 1077 00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:28,611 Hey. Who knows? 1078 00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:31,881 Maybe Riley might have a change of heart. 1079 00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:32,982 She might admit to everything. 1080 00:47:32,984 --> 00:47:34,116 Why? 1081 00:47:34,118 --> 00:47:36,586 Why would she do that? Huh? 1082 00:47:36,588 --> 00:47:38,387 There's no way to prove she did anything. 1083 00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:40,923 She, she, she's fucking crazy. 1084 00:47:40,925 --> 00:47:42,191 She hates me. 1085 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:44,427 There's no reason for her to. 1086 00:47:47,264 --> 00:47:48,130 What? 1087 00:47:51,001 --> 00:47:53,202 Think I just figured a way outta this. 1088 00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,103 Gotta go. 1089 00:47:54,105 --> 00:47:55,171 No, no, no, no, Harris! 1090 00:47:55,173 --> 00:47:56,372 I gotta fuckin' go, Chuck. 1091 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,574 And bring me back to you 1092 00:47:58,576 --> 00:48:00,009 If I could 1093 00:48:17,628 --> 00:48:20,062 (knocking) 1094 00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,331 Riley? 1095 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,302 Riley, it's Harris. 1096 00:48:26,304 --> 00:48:29,205 [Riley] What do you want? 1097 00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:32,541 I just want to talk to you. 1098 00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:34,076 [Riley] It's 2:30 in the morning. 1099 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,444 Yeah, I know, I'm sorry. 1100 00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:36,379 I just, uh. 1101 00:48:38,682 --> 00:48:43,252 Doing a lot of soul searching these last few days and, uh. 1102 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:46,389 I just really, I'd really like to talk to you, you know? 1103 00:48:46,391 --> 00:48:47,456 Face to face. 1104 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:51,360 I... 1105 00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:54,530 Please, it'll just take a few minutes. 1106 00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:08,244 Thanks for letting me in, uh. 1107 00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:17,720 Just, um, make it quick. 1108 00:49:17,722 --> 00:49:20,423 I was about to go to sleep, so. 1109 00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:22,258 Yeah. 1110 00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:23,292 Uh. 1111 00:49:26,196 --> 00:49:28,397 Just came by to say that, uh. 1112 00:49:31,268 --> 00:49:33,235 Say that I'm sorry 1113 00:49:33,237 --> 00:49:34,103 for 1114 00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:37,373 everything. 1115 00:49:39,142 --> 00:49:40,009 I, um. 1116 00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:45,715 I wasn't a good person to you and that's not who I am. 1117 00:49:45,717 --> 00:49:49,719 Or, I mean, at least it's not who I want to be and... 1118 00:49:51,188 --> 00:49:56,492 So, I'm sorry that I hurt you 1119 00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:59,695 and I'm sorry that I used you 1120 00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:01,464 and I'm sorry that. 1121 00:50:04,634 --> 00:50:07,136 Sorry I made you feel like you didn't matter. 1122 00:50:09,539 --> 00:50:13,709 I wish I could say I had some kind of excuse, but... 1123 00:50:15,479 --> 00:50:17,079 (scoffs) 1124 00:50:17,081 --> 00:50:18,714 I'm just a selfish asshole 1125 00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:23,085 who didn't care about anybody's feelings but his own. 1126 00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:32,328 Why are you telling me this? 1127 00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:36,165 'Cause I don't wanna be that person anymore. 1128 00:50:38,135 --> 00:50:40,703 And it took what happened between us 1129 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:43,606 for me to realize that and... 1130 00:50:43,608 --> 00:50:47,576 So, I just wanted to say I'm sorry 1131 00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:50,413 and, I guess thank you 1132 00:50:54,351 --> 00:50:57,253 for showing me how fucked up I was. 1133 00:51:03,827 --> 00:51:05,061 Well. 1134 00:51:07,197 --> 00:51:09,198 You're welcome, I guess. 1135 00:51:10,767 --> 00:51:13,536 You wanna hug it out? 1136 00:51:13,538 --> 00:51:14,837 (laughs) 1137 00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:16,739 You know me, I'm a hugger. 1138 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:19,341 Sure. 1139 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:35,858 Well, I'll let you get some sleep. 1140 00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:39,395 Thanks for letting me talk. 1141 00:51:39,397 --> 00:51:41,864 (ominous music) 1142 00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:45,167 Wait. 1143 00:51:48,472 --> 00:51:50,473 I want to apologize too. 1144 00:51:52,676 --> 00:51:53,609 For what? 1145 00:52:00,584 --> 00:52:04,720 You really hurt me, Harris, 1146 00:52:04,722 --> 00:52:06,622 and it sucked, but, um... 1147 00:52:09,659 --> 00:52:12,895 I lashed out and it wasn't fair to you. 1148 00:52:14,764 --> 00:52:16,599 - It's okay. - No. 1149 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,502 No, it's not okay. 1150 00:52:20,904 --> 00:52:25,341 That fake suicide stunt I pulled was not cool 1151 00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:28,410 and I, I kind of do that stuff a lot. 1152 00:52:30,447 --> 00:52:31,614 Anyway, I'm sorry. 1153 00:52:35,752 --> 00:52:37,353 It's all right. 1154 00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:39,555 I guess we kind of both lost our heads there. 1155 00:52:39,557 --> 00:52:41,857 (Riley laughs) Yeah. 1156 00:52:46,296 --> 00:52:48,397 Is there anything else? 1157 00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:51,367 Like what? 1158 00:52:52,602 --> 00:52:54,403 I don't know, um... 1159 00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:59,175 anything else you want to come clean about? 1160 00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:02,278 Like, that you did to me. 1161 00:53:04,347 --> 00:53:07,216 I don't, I don't, uh, 1162 00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:10,452 know what you're talking about, Harris. 1163 00:53:13,323 --> 00:53:14,690 So you don't know anything about 1164 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:18,360 any child pornography on my laptop? 1165 00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:19,662 The what? 1166 00:53:19,664 --> 00:53:22,198 I know it was you, Riley. 1167 00:53:23,433 --> 00:53:25,401 (Riley laughs) 1168 00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:26,268 Okay. 1169 00:53:27,304 --> 00:53:28,837 I, you need to leave. 1170 00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,743 I'll leave if you admit what you did. 1171 00:53:34,745 --> 00:53:37,279 - Let go of me. - Just admit it. 1172 00:53:37,281 --> 00:53:38,314 Just admit it. 1173 00:53:38,316 --> 00:53:41,317 Just admit what you did. 1174 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:42,551 Let go of me or I'll scream. 1175 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:43,752 You're not gonna scream. 1176 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:44,787 Just calm down. 1177 00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:46,655 (Riley screams) 1178 00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:47,790 Stop! 1179 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,658 Just shut up! 1180 00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:50,693 Why are you doing this? 1181 00:53:50,695 --> 00:53:52,695 Why do you want to ruin my life? 1182 00:53:52,697 --> 00:53:53,963 (Harris grunting) 1183 00:53:53,965 --> 00:53:56,465 (Riley screaming) 1184 00:53:56,467 --> 00:53:57,733 [Roommate] Are you okay? 1185 00:53:57,735 --> 00:54:01,237 - Call the police! - No, don't! 1186 00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:02,705 Tell the cops what you did, Riley, 1187 00:54:02,707 --> 00:54:05,774 or I'm coming back here, I swear to God. 1188 00:54:05,776 --> 00:54:08,711 (Riley whimpering) 1189 00:54:11,348 --> 00:54:12,748 [Ronald] Harris, it's Ronald Dale. 1190 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,317 What the hell did you do last night? 1191 00:54:15,319 --> 00:54:16,785 Nothing, I was home all night. 1192 00:54:16,787 --> 00:54:18,520 [Ronald] You're lying. 1193 00:54:18,522 --> 00:54:20,856 You were at that woman's place last night, Miller? 1194 00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:22,424 How the hell do you know that? 1195 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:23,626 [Ronald] Because she wants to file 1196 00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:25,361 a restraining order against you. 1197 00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:27,463 She claims you attacked her last night. 1198 00:54:27,465 --> 00:54:29,365 What were you thinking, Harris? 1199 00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:31,734 Do you understand how bad this looks for us? 1200 00:54:31,736 --> 00:54:33,836 It practically negates your entire defense, 1201 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:35,771 which is thin to begin with. 1202 00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:39,908 I didn't attack her, I was trying to get her to confess. 1203 00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:41,510 This is another of her manipulations. 1204 00:54:41,512 --> 00:54:43,612 She's trying to play us. 1205 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,748 [Ronald] I checked her out, Harris. 1206 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:48,851 She's got alibis during the time the files were downloaded. 1207 00:54:48,853 --> 00:54:51,687 Pictures on Instagram, updates on Facebook, 1208 00:54:51,689 --> 00:54:53,922 I mean, the girl puts her whole life online, 1209 00:54:53,924 --> 00:54:56,425 but unfortunately for you that works against us. 1210 00:54:56,427 --> 00:54:57,793 She hired someone then. 1211 00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:59,662 [Ronald] It's possible, but don't try 1212 00:54:59,664 --> 00:55:01,330 and do any more detective work yourself. 1213 00:55:01,332 --> 00:55:02,765 You have two days. 1214 00:55:02,767 --> 00:55:05,034 Lay low and think about what I told you. 1215 00:55:05,036 --> 00:55:06,802 I can keep you out of prison, 1216 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,871 but not if you keep mucking it up for yourself. 1217 00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:09,872 Okay? 1218 00:55:14,511 --> 00:55:16,912 (intense music) 1219 00:55:39,869 --> 00:55:42,971 What should be your name? 1220 00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:47,109 Robby Barnett. 1221 00:56:31,688 --> 00:56:34,089 Oh, Riley, Riley, Riley. 1222 00:56:34,091 --> 00:56:36,959 You really should keep your profile private, babe, 1223 00:56:36,961 --> 00:56:38,861 there's creeps out there. 1224 00:56:40,997 --> 00:56:43,499 "Aced my Behavioral Psych final! 1225 00:56:43,501 --> 00:56:44,967 "Time to celebrate!" 1226 00:56:45,969 --> 00:56:47,002 Okay. 1227 00:57:03,820 --> 00:57:06,121 (tense music) 1228 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,501 All right, let's do this. 1229 00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:37,619 Come on, Riley, where are you? 1230 00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:38,787 Where are you? 1231 00:57:44,527 --> 00:57:45,694 There you are. 1232 00:57:55,138 --> 00:57:57,973 (phone vibrating) 1233 00:58:08,084 --> 00:58:08,951 That's it. 1234 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,255 Do some swiping. 1235 00:58:13,257 --> 00:58:17,759 I know you want to find some other guy to terrorize. 1236 00:58:17,761 --> 00:58:19,194 (phone chimes) 1237 00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:21,930 (Harris laughs) 1238 00:58:24,067 --> 00:58:26,869 Hey, do I know you? 1239 00:58:26,871 --> 00:58:30,172 I think we have Behavioral Psych together. 1240 00:58:43,586 --> 00:58:45,120 Come on, Riley, respond. 1241 00:58:45,122 --> 00:58:46,755 Come on, come on. 1242 00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:50,025 Come on, come on. 1243 00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:53,028 There we go. 1244 00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:55,197 I usually sit in the back. 1245 00:58:56,799 --> 00:58:58,967 How'd you do on the final? 1246 00:59:04,007 --> 00:59:05,107 Aced it. 1247 00:59:05,109 --> 00:59:06,074 You? 1248 00:59:06,076 --> 00:59:07,676 Same. 1249 00:59:07,678 --> 00:59:09,177 What you doing tonight? 1250 00:59:09,179 --> 00:59:11,046 We should celebrate. 1251 00:59:12,181 --> 00:59:13,849 (phone chimes) 1252 00:59:13,851 --> 00:59:16,718 "I'll be at the Virgil, you should drop by." 1253 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:17,619 Mm, yes. 1254 00:59:18,321 --> 00:59:19,688 I'll be there. 1255 00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:22,991 Shit. 1256 00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:55,891 No time to come 1257 00:59:55,893 --> 00:59:57,626 Your race is run 1258 00:59:57,628 --> 01:00:00,629 No time to shine 1259 01:00:02,065 --> 01:00:03,231 All cloaked in gloom 1260 01:00:03,233 --> 01:00:05,300 You broke too soon 1261 01:00:05,302 --> 01:00:09,171 And left behind too late 1262 01:00:10,139 --> 01:00:12,174 (phone vibrating) 1263 01:00:12,176 --> 01:00:15,777 Why do you wait 1264 01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:19,948 To see the golden gate 1265 01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:23,719 The many hearts we found 1266 01:00:23,721 --> 01:00:26,722 Would not be hard 1267 01:00:29,926 --> 01:00:32,127 (rock music) 1268 01:00:43,039 --> 01:00:46,108 My girl says so 1269 01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:48,810 Got a style 1270 01:01:25,448 --> 01:01:28,750 Hey, can I get a vodka cranberry please? 1271 01:01:28,752 --> 01:01:30,285 Hey, can I get a vodka cranberry? 1272 01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:31,286 Of course. 1273 01:01:46,969 --> 01:01:48,904 That'll be ten dollars. 1274 01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:52,441 Great, thank you. 1275 01:01:52,443 --> 01:01:55,911 (techno hip hop music) 1276 01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:03,852 (techno music) 1277 01:03:34,177 --> 01:03:35,343 That guy Robby's here. 1278 01:03:35,345 --> 01:03:37,179 I'm gonna go meet him. 1279 01:04:28,397 --> 01:04:29,297 (muffled shrieking) 1280 01:04:29,299 --> 01:04:30,465 Riley. 1281 01:04:30,467 --> 01:04:31,566 Riley, relax. 1282 01:04:31,568 --> 01:04:33,168 Riley, calm down. 1283 01:04:34,403 --> 01:04:36,404 Riley, for God's sake. 1284 01:04:36,406 --> 01:04:38,640 I told you to fuckin' stop. 1285 01:04:40,076 --> 01:04:41,209 Jesus. 1286 01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:42,510 You see what you've done to me? 1287 01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:44,145 You see what you've turned me into? 1288 01:04:44,147 --> 01:04:47,415 I have never hurt anybody in my entire life 1289 01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:49,417 and I don't want to tonight, Riley, I don't, 1290 01:04:49,419 --> 01:04:51,119 do you understand? 1291 01:04:52,521 --> 01:04:54,422 Good. 1292 01:04:54,424 --> 01:04:57,559 If you do exactly what I tell you to do, 1293 01:05:00,263 --> 01:05:02,964 this all ends tonight. 1294 01:05:02,966 --> 01:05:06,034 Is that what you want? 1295 01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:08,169 Good, me too, me too, that's what I want. 1296 01:05:08,171 --> 01:05:12,407 So I'm gonna take that gag off so you can talk, 1297 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:15,443 but you're not gonna scream, okay? 1298 01:05:18,481 --> 01:05:19,347 Okay. 1299 01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:22,651 Put this away. 1300 01:05:24,553 --> 01:05:26,254 Taking it off now. 1301 01:05:36,299 --> 01:05:38,466 (panting) 1302 01:05:41,170 --> 01:05:42,370 See? 1303 01:05:42,372 --> 01:05:44,706 Cooperating. 1304 01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:48,610 This doesn't have to be difficult, Riley. 1305 01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:50,412 Where am I? 1306 01:05:50,414 --> 01:05:52,514 You don't need to know. 1307 01:05:52,516 --> 01:05:56,017 All you need to know is that it's just you and me here 1308 01:05:56,019 --> 01:05:58,453 all weekend if that's what it takes. 1309 01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:02,157 Oh, and don't bother trying to escape 'cause 1310 01:06:03,392 --> 01:06:06,628 we're locked up nice and tight. 1311 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:08,229 That guy Robby, 1312 01:06:09,365 --> 01:06:11,566 that was you the whole time? 1313 01:06:11,568 --> 01:06:13,668 A little taste of your own medicine, huh? 1314 01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:15,470 (phone vibrating) 1315 01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:17,973 That's my friends. 1316 01:06:17,975 --> 01:06:20,542 I bet they're looking for me. 1317 01:06:20,544 --> 01:06:22,544 They've been texting you for a few hours now, 1318 01:06:22,546 --> 01:06:26,414 that's why, um, that's why I need your passcode. 1319 01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:27,615 What? 1320 01:06:27,617 --> 01:06:28,750 I need to unlock your phone. 1321 01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:30,752 Can I get your passcode? 1322 01:06:31,721 --> 01:06:33,455 And just remember, Riley, 1323 01:06:33,457 --> 01:06:38,626 whatever happens next is entirely up to you. 1324 01:06:41,364 --> 01:06:44,199 0-9-0-2. 1325 01:06:46,535 --> 01:06:47,535 Ah, voila. 1326 01:06:49,605 --> 01:06:51,406 Thank you, Riley. 1327 01:06:51,408 --> 01:06:54,109 See, if the rest of the night goes just like this, 1328 01:06:54,111 --> 01:06:56,711 we'll be done in no time. 1329 01:06:56,713 --> 01:06:57,746 Okay. 1330 01:06:57,748 --> 01:06:58,747 How's it look? 1331 01:06:58,749 --> 01:07:02,050 (Harris clears throat) 1332 01:07:02,052 --> 01:07:03,385 Left with Robby. 1333 01:07:05,521 --> 01:07:07,455 No need to wait up. 1334 01:07:07,457 --> 01:07:09,391 Ooh, Brunch tomorrow? 1335 01:07:12,361 --> 01:07:13,228 Sent. 1336 01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:16,398 See what happens. 1337 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,466 Oh, look, she's typing. 1338 01:07:18,468 --> 01:07:19,734 "Slut." 1339 01:07:19,736 --> 01:07:21,503 "Call me tomorrow." 1340 01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:23,772 That takes care of that. 1341 01:07:23,774 --> 01:07:26,474 And you will call her tomorrow, 1342 01:07:26,476 --> 01:07:27,509 as long as you don't give me any trouble 1343 01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:29,177 with this next part. 1344 01:07:30,079 --> 01:07:31,579 What do you want? 1345 01:07:31,581 --> 01:07:35,150 I want a full confession. 1346 01:07:35,152 --> 01:07:37,052 I don't know what you want me to confess to. 1347 01:07:37,054 --> 01:07:40,055 Goddammit, Riley, I thought we weren't gonna do this. 1348 01:07:40,057 --> 01:07:43,124 I'm cooperating, I just don't know what you want. 1349 01:07:43,126 --> 01:07:44,492 Just stop! 1350 01:07:44,494 --> 01:07:46,261 For fuck's sake, enough of your games. 1351 01:07:46,263 --> 01:07:48,830 Just tell the fucking truth for once in your life. 1352 01:07:48,832 --> 01:07:50,131 Okay, okay. 1353 01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:55,236 I'll confess, to everything. 1354 01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:56,638 (panting) 1355 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:57,672 Yes, finally. 1356 01:07:58,707 --> 01:08:00,575 Thank you. 1357 01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:03,244 All right, just don't hurt me, please. 1358 01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:05,680 I won't, okay, here we go. 1359 01:08:05,682 --> 01:08:09,250 All right, I want you to look straight in the camera 1360 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:12,420 and when I tell you to, start talking. 1361 01:08:13,656 --> 01:08:14,856 Well, wait, aren't you gonna 1362 01:08:14,858 --> 01:08:16,825 take me to the police station? 1363 01:08:16,827 --> 01:08:19,227 Oh, yeah, so you can just start lying to the cops 1364 01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:20,295 the second you walk through the door? 1365 01:08:20,297 --> 01:08:21,463 (Harris laughs) 1366 01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:24,365 No, Riley, it has to be like this. 1367 01:08:25,534 --> 01:08:27,368 What do you want me to say? 1368 01:08:27,370 --> 01:08:29,170 Don't be difficult, Riley. 1369 01:08:29,172 --> 01:08:33,641 I'm not, I just, I'm, I'm nervous 1370 01:08:33,643 --> 01:08:37,278 and I don't want to miss anything, okay? 1371 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,179 Fine. 1372 01:08:39,448 --> 01:08:42,417 Tell them about how we first met. 1373 01:08:42,419 --> 01:08:45,653 Tell them how you hounded me incessantly, 1374 01:08:45,655 --> 01:08:47,222 how you stalked me, 1375 01:08:47,224 --> 01:08:48,823 and then when you discovered 1376 01:08:48,825 --> 01:08:50,592 that we weren't gonna be together forever, 1377 01:08:50,594 --> 01:08:52,460 how you took your revenge. 1378 01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:55,196 You hacked into my Twitter account, you got me fired, 1379 01:08:55,198 --> 01:08:58,867 and then, and this is the most important part, 1380 01:08:58,869 --> 01:09:02,270 tell them how you somehow remotely downloaded 1381 01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:05,740 five gigs of child pornography onto my computer, 1382 01:09:05,742 --> 01:09:09,477 which could get me sent to prison for half a decade. 1383 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:10,478 Harris, I. 1384 01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:18,386 Okay, I'll. 1385 01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:20,622 I'll say all of that. 1386 01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:21,623 Thank you. 1387 01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:23,825 Are you ready? 1388 01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:26,161 [Riley] Yeah. 1389 01:09:26,163 --> 01:09:26,861 Great. 1390 01:09:29,865 --> 01:09:30,732 Go ahead. 1391 01:09:34,470 --> 01:09:36,538 - Wait. - What? What, Riley? 1392 01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:38,239 For fuck's sake, I know this is gonna be hard on you, 1393 01:09:38,241 --> 01:09:39,807 just, you don't really have a choice. 1394 01:09:39,809 --> 01:09:43,411 I want to confess to everything. 1395 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,547 (panting) 1396 01:09:45,549 --> 01:09:48,216 It's just, this won't work. 1397 01:09:48,218 --> 01:09:50,185 Why? Why the fuck not? 1398 01:09:50,187 --> 01:09:51,753 Because look at me, Harris, 1399 01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:55,723 I'm a crying mess and I'm tied to a chair. 1400 01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:59,627 It looks like I'm, like I'm kidnapped. 1401 01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:01,663 Can't do anything about that. 1402 01:10:01,665 --> 01:10:03,665 - [Riley] You could untie me. - I don't think so. 1403 01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:05,934 Wait, just listen. 1404 01:10:05,936 --> 01:10:09,737 You could untie me and I could wash up in the bathroom 1405 01:10:09,739 --> 01:10:11,406 and then I could film the video, 1406 01:10:11,408 --> 01:10:13,241 I could, I could make, like, an Instagram video 1407 01:10:13,243 --> 01:10:16,344 where I'm bragging about how I screwed up your life 1408 01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:18,713 and then, and then you could show that to the cops 1409 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:21,449 and I'll, I'll confess to everything at the police station 1410 01:10:21,451 --> 01:10:24,619 and it'll seem totally real, you know? 1411 01:10:26,589 --> 01:10:27,956 Why? 1412 01:10:27,958 --> 01:10:30,358 Why would you do that? 1413 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:33,728 Because, 1414 01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:34,662 you got me. 1415 01:10:36,465 --> 01:10:38,633 You won. 1416 01:10:38,635 --> 01:10:41,603 I give up. 1417 01:10:41,605 --> 01:10:43,538 You're just clever. 1418 01:10:45,641 --> 01:10:49,677 This is exactly the kind of clever shit you pulled on me. 1419 01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:51,613 It's a gift, I guess. 1420 01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:00,555 Fine. 1421 01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:03,491 There's a bathroom attached to the stage. 1422 01:11:03,493 --> 01:11:05,526 It'll work, I swear. 1423 01:11:05,528 --> 01:11:08,463 Riley, don't try a fucking thing. 1424 01:11:13,736 --> 01:11:16,304 I want you to tell me what you're gonna say. 1425 01:11:16,306 --> 01:11:17,705 Anything you want. 1426 01:11:28,817 --> 01:11:32,353 Can you get me some paper towels please? 1427 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,868 Should talk about how, 1428 01:11:46,870 --> 01:11:48,703 should talk about how stupid I am, how you tricked me, 1429 01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:50,905 but don't use my name, it can't feel staged. 1430 01:11:50,907 --> 01:11:52,907 Okay, got it. 1431 01:11:58,514 --> 01:11:59,814 I think I'm ready. 1432 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:03,751 Shit. 1433 01:12:03,753 --> 01:12:04,786 My hands are so wet. 1434 01:12:04,788 --> 01:12:07,322 Can I have another paper towel? 1435 01:12:07,324 --> 01:12:08,556 Oh. 1436 01:12:08,558 --> 01:12:09,791 (Riley grunts) 1437 01:12:09,793 --> 01:12:11,926 (grunting, shrieking) 1438 01:12:11,928 --> 01:12:13,795 (sputtering) 1439 01:12:13,797 --> 01:12:16,731 (dramatic music) 1440 01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:19,400 (Riley shrieks) 1441 01:12:19,402 --> 01:12:21,769 (coughing) 1442 01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:25,373 Goddammit! 1443 01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:27,608 Fuckin' bitch! 1444 01:12:32,448 --> 01:12:34,816 Goddammit. 1445 01:12:35,851 --> 01:12:36,884 Riley! 1446 01:12:43,759 --> 01:12:46,060 Riley, where the fuck are you? 1447 01:12:47,463 --> 01:12:48,129 God. 1448 01:12:49,932 --> 01:12:52,100 (panting) 1449 01:12:54,937 --> 01:12:55,803 Riley! 1450 01:12:57,106 --> 01:12:59,474 (panting) 1451 01:13:00,442 --> 01:13:01,876 Riley! 1452 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:03,845 (panting) 1453 01:13:17,726 --> 01:13:20,661 (Riley screaming) 1454 01:13:20,663 --> 01:13:23,564 (Harris grunting) 1455 01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:33,975 You think you can get away from me that easy, 1456 01:13:33,977 --> 01:13:35,510 you crazy bitch? 1457 01:13:35,512 --> 01:13:36,177 Huh? 1458 01:13:45,554 --> 01:13:46,421 Goddammit. 1459 01:13:54,830 --> 01:13:56,864 (grunting) 1460 01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:25,493 You call me crazy. 1461 01:14:25,495 --> 01:14:28,663 (grunting, shrieking) 1462 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:33,000 (panting) 1463 01:14:51,753 --> 01:14:53,955 (whimpering) 1464 01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:56,023 Hello? 1465 01:14:58,927 --> 01:14:59,794 Help! 1466 01:15:00,696 --> 01:15:02,997 (whimpering) 1467 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:03,865 Help me! 1468 01:15:05,901 --> 01:15:08,135 (grunting) 1469 01:15:17,045 --> 01:15:17,912 Help! 1470 01:15:19,114 --> 01:15:21,649 (shrieking) 1471 01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:24,118 Hello! 1472 01:15:25,754 --> 01:15:26,854 Help, please! 1473 01:15:28,056 --> 01:15:28,923 Please! 1474 01:15:30,058 --> 01:15:33,027 (panting) 1475 01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:35,696 (gasps) 1476 01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:37,999 (tense music) 1477 01:15:40,569 --> 01:15:41,802 You stabbed me. 1478 01:15:53,115 --> 01:15:56,117 (labored breathing) 1479 01:17:05,053 --> 01:17:06,087 Riley. 1480 01:17:08,957 --> 01:17:11,092 Why didn't you just confess? 1481 01:17:19,034 --> 01:17:23,137 (phone vibrating and ringing) 1482 01:17:27,242 --> 01:17:28,342 Hello? 1483 01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:29,977 [Ronald] Jesus Christ, Harris. 1484 01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:31,712 I've been trying to reach you all night. 1485 01:17:31,714 --> 01:17:33,781 It's Ronald Dale, your lawyer. 1486 01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:35,149 Where the hell have you been? 1487 01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:36,183 Huh? 1488 01:17:36,185 --> 01:17:37,952 [Ronald] Uh-oh, are you drunk? 1489 01:17:37,954 --> 01:17:39,720 Harris, listen to me very carefully. 1490 01:17:39,722 --> 01:17:40,888 You're off the hook. 1491 01:17:40,890 --> 01:17:42,189 [Harris] What? 1492 01:17:42,191 --> 01:17:44,058 [Ronald] Yeah, you were right, sort of. 1493 01:17:44,060 --> 01:17:47,061 Turns out you were hacked, but not by that girl. 1494 01:17:47,063 --> 01:17:49,263 By some 15-year-old kid named Keenan. 1495 01:17:49,265 --> 01:17:51,098 Gil Keenan from Colorado Springs. 1496 01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:53,067 - Heard of him? - [Harris] Keenan? 1497 01:17:53,069 --> 01:17:54,268 [Ronald] Yeah, you probably know him 1498 01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:56,804 from his online name, ShadowMan. 1499 01:17:56,806 --> 01:17:58,706 Apparently you mocked him on some video game. 1500 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:00,307 Can you believe that? 1501 01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:03,077 His mom caught him, made him 'fess up to everything. 1502 01:18:03,079 --> 01:18:04,378 I got the call yesterday and I've been trying 1503 01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:06,147 to call you ever since. 1504 01:18:06,149 --> 01:18:09,083 You're off the hook, Harris, you're a free man. 1505 01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:10,184 Go celebrate! 1506 01:18:11,453 --> 01:18:13,120 Hello? 1507 01:18:13,122 --> 01:18:14,355 Harris? 1508 01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:15,956 Are you there? 1509 01:18:15,958 --> 01:18:16,824 Hello? 1510 01:18:27,903 --> 01:18:28,903 Hey, you. 1511 01:18:30,806 --> 01:18:33,140 What are you doing out here? 1512 01:18:34,309 --> 01:18:37,078 Jesus, what the hell happened? 1513 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:38,713 Holy fuckin' Christ. 1514 01:18:38,715 --> 01:18:42,416 Get your hands where I can see 'em, now! 1515 01:18:42,418 --> 01:18:45,152 I need backup at 3421 Empire Boulevard. 1516 01:18:45,154 --> 01:18:46,120 Got a maniac here. 1517 01:18:46,122 --> 01:18:47,955 He killed some poor girl. 1518 01:18:47,957 --> 01:18:50,157 (soft music) 1519 01:19:06,475 --> 01:19:10,311 I was drifting 1520 01:19:10,313 --> 01:19:13,748 Into dreaming 1521 01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:17,351 And I saw something 1522 01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:21,756 I hadn't seen before 1523 01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:25,192 Two young ladies 1524 01:19:25,194 --> 01:19:29,330 I hadn't seen since high school 1525 01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:32,833 Holding a piece of me 1526 01:19:32,835 --> 01:19:36,403 Inside a plastic jar 1527 01:19:36,405 --> 01:19:41,475 And there was a hook attached to it 1528 01:19:44,312 --> 01:19:48,282 And they were attached at the hip 1529 01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:11,438 I was driving on vacation 1530 01:20:14,876 --> 01:20:18,412 And I saw something 1531 01:20:18,414 --> 01:20:22,249 I hadn't seen in years 1532 01:20:22,251 --> 01:20:26,320 The man was seizing 1533 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:29,890 On the pavement flailing 1534 01:20:29,892 --> 01:20:33,828 And I did nothing 1535 01:20:33,830 --> 01:20:37,865 A white-dressed woman carried him off 1536 01:20:37,867 --> 01:20:41,268 I didn't lift a finger 1537 01:20:45,207 --> 01:20:48,442 I didn't stop my car 1538 01:20:53,081 --> 01:20:56,283 I just kept on driving 1539 01:21:00,488 --> 01:21:04,491 I didn't help that man at all 1540 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:10,331 And I hope he forgives me. 1541 01:21:17,472 --> 01:21:20,241 (low dark music)