1 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:38,437 - Hello? - - Adam? 2 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,041 - Allison? - - Hey! 3 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:45,411 What are you doing, dummy? 4 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:48,514 I'm, uh, I'm getting married. 5 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:53,385 - You're getting what? - - Uh, married. 6 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,323 Adam? 7 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:02,561 - Did I lose you? - Uh... 8 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,229 I mean is this too weird? 9 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,765 It's not too weird, it's not weird, it's fine. It's good, 10 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,834 it's good. I mean, it's a little weird, but, you know, 11 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:11,537 - I'm okay. Uh, wow. Whoa. - And I want you to be 12 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,338 there if you want to come. 13 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:15,641 I'd like you to come to the rehearsal dinner -- 14 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:15,641 I don't know about coming to the 15 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:19,578 rehearsal dinner, that might be a little weird. 16 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:23,082 That might be a little weird, but, you know I'm, 17 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:27,286 I'm gonna be at your wedding so you have to come to mine. 18 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:27,286 Right. Yeah. 19 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:31,723 Look, I don't want you to hate me. 20 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,826 I don't, I don't hate you. 21 00:01:33,828 --> 00:01:36,628 Well then, come to my wedding. Like I said I'm going 22 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,263 - to come to yours. - Okay. 23 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,665 When it happens. 24 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:42,601 I'm, yeah, I'd like to be there. 25 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:43,836 Really? 26 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,104 Mhm. 27 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:46,505 That's great. 28 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,874 Oh my god, you haven't even met him. 29 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:51,410 I did meet him actually. 30 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:51,410 Wait you met him? 31 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:55,614 Yeah I met him last year at that Christmas thing at 32 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:55,614 your sister's house. 33 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:59,818 Right yeah I forgot that you, 34 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:02,588 yeah you, he's a nice guy. 35 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:02,588 What was that? 36 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:05,858 He, he's really, a really nice guy, 37 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:08,160 you, you're gonna like him. 38 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:13,665 He seems great. 39 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:13,665 Yeah okay. 40 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:19,505 No no no, I'm serious, i mean that. He, he seems good. 41 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:24,309 I mean, he, he's good, he's a good guy. 42 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:29,581 I, I just don't want you to feel... 43 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,683 - Feel what? - - I don't know. I 44 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:36,688 don't know. Never mind. I'm glad you're coming. 45 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,190 Me too. 46 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:39,858 Are you sure you're okay? 47 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:47,266 Whoa. 48 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,545 - That's so funny! - - Really great. 49 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:01,647 Who's the editor? 50 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,615 Who's the editor? 51 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,818 Oh, hi, oh, what? 52 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,687 Oh, what, what is it? 53 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,389 Edmonton? 54 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:12,591 - Adam. - Adam, great stuff! 55 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:16,595 I've got my eye on you. I love the choice of music. 56 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:20,299 Oh that, actually that wasn't my choice. 57 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:21,867 Oh yeah that was, that was mine. 58 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,870 Oh, so you're the genius. 59 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,305 - Great job, Alan. - Thanks man. 60 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,340 - Great job Alan. - Thank you. 61 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:28,340 Great job. 62 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:32,411 How's our mannequin bird segment coming along? 63 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,980 It's, I'm still cutting it, looking good but it's not 64 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:37,449 quite done yet, a little bit... 65 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:41,320 Don't dick me around, guy. 66 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:43,388 We're on a strict deadline. 67 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:47,893 Nature talks with Orson schwartzman waits for no man. 68 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,828 Yes Mr. schwartzman. 69 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:54,733 When nature talks, you listen. 70 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,602 - Okay. - Are you listening? 71 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,307 Um, yes. 72 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:03,709 Good. 73 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:07,980 - Hey! - Hey. 74 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:10,916 Wanna get fucked up tonight? 75 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,952 Ah, I can't, I got, i got stuff to do. 76 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,887 Oh, what kind of stuff? 77 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:20,559 It's like, errands and, and dinner, and... 78 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:26,565 You okay? 79 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,967 What? Yeah. 80 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,403 - Yeah? - Yeah! 81 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,438 Okay! 82 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,541 That was believable. Good! 83 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:37,643 See you later. 84 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:40,412 The male red capped mannequin bird. 85 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,813 Mannequin of course derives from the Dutch 86 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,782 word meaning 'little man'. 87 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,351 The females of the species 88 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:49,621 are very picky so the males employ a peculiar 89 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,690 sort of dance to impress them. 90 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:54,993 Because mammals stand a better chance paired, or 91 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,429 in groups, than alone. 92 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,531 Their very survival depends upon their ability 93 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:03,035 to find a partner and mate. 94 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,380 How long she known this guy? 95 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:16,782 A year! Or something. 96 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:19,651 - A year? A year? - Yeah. I know. I know. 97 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,320 It's so sudden. Who is this guy? 98 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:22,754 Aaron. 99 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:24,856 - Aaron? - Aaron. 100 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,058 Aaron. 101 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:28,593 Aaron. 102 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:31,563 - Why do you keep whispering it? - Mark, you're up! 103 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:34,666 Listen, let me fix this for you. This, this is real easy. 104 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,569 Come on, ready, don't go. Just don't go. 105 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,671 - Don't go, buddy. - Ah, I told -- 106 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:45,010 what are you guys talking about? 107 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,581 Girl stuff? 108 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,651 Come on - gah! 109 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,354 Suck my dick, pins! 110 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:56,688 This place sucks! 111 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,056 Alright, it's you. 112 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,425 I think I broke Adam. 113 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:01,626 He's fine. 114 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:05,430 Dude. 115 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:06,998 We're at a bowling alley, bowl. 116 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:12,471 - Hey. Bowl. - I can't. 117 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:15,907 Hey, if you're not playing, you just look like a child 118 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,543 - molester wearing those shoes. - What? 119 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,912 Doesn't matter. You get a ball! 120 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,749 You pick it up and and give it a roll! 121 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,450 - I'm going home. - Listen to me. 122 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:26,718 I'm going home, I don't wanna -- 123 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,421 hey! Hey! Shh, hey! 124 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,056 You get up there and you bowl a strike right now, 125 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,557 you prove to yourself that you're gonna beat this, 126 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,426 that you're gonna be okay without her! 127 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,928 Because you're Adam! 128 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,931 You bowl strikes! 129 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,935 Dude, just bowl. 130 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,137 You're being a douche. 131 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,882 Okay. 132 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,884 It's just, it's just bowling. 133 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,119 Don't worry about it. 134 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:36,855 Adam! 135 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,159 Adam. 136 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,794 - Hi! - Hey! 137 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,598 - Hi, ah, you look great. - It's good to see you. 138 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:46,598 Yeah. 139 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,067 - I'm starving! - Good! 140 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:49,067 This place is amazing! 141 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:52,904 It's always booked, how did you get these reservations? 142 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:56,975 I had to kill a guy. Yeah. It was pretty easy. 143 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,643 No, no I called weeks ago because I knew you 144 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,745 wanted to try it. That's why I'm the best 145 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:02,881 - boyfriend in the world. - So sweet! You are. 146 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:09,087 I've just been so tired at work lately, I have to 147 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,089 stop staying up so late. 148 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,558 Which is partly your fault, mister. 149 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,667 Babe are you okay? 150 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,803 Yeah! Yeah. 151 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,605 You just seem preoccupied to me. 152 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:32,177 I do? No, that's weird, uh... hm. 153 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,678 I don't know, maybe work stuff, I don't know. 154 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,913 Everything okay? 155 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:39,050 You ever think about marriage? 156 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,720 In, in general? Or... 157 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:42,721 I mean like... 158 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:47,859 Marrying me. You ever...? 159 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:52,264 I'm, I have thought about that, you know, my friends and 160 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:54,833 I, we talk about that stuff, why? 161 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:58,637 No but I mean, specifically, to me. 162 00:08:58,639 --> 00:08:59,905 Right. 163 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:05,043 You ever...? Am I, am I? 164 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:08,013 Are you what? Are, what are you saying? 165 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,115 - Nothing, I'm sorry. - I don't know what's happening. 166 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:13,051 No no no, I know, I'm just thinking, thinking out loud. 167 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,653 Okay. 168 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,188 Hey, listen, happy anniversary. 169 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:17,188 Happy anniversary. 170 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:20,125 - We did it, I'm proud of us. - Yeah. 171 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,993 - We're doing a good job. - I think so. 172 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,262 - I think we are. - Yeah. 173 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,665 I think we should get married. 174 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:28,233 - What? - What? 175 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:28,233 - Yeah or no? - What? 176 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:32,237 Did you say we sh - what are you saying? 177 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,272 Yeah! I think we should get married! 178 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,641 Are you cra - what are you talking about? 179 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:38,677 - Is that crazy? - Yes that's crazy! 180 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:42,647 Okay, well I know that sounds crazy but just hear me out. 181 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:43,748 You're happy aren't you? 182 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,250 - Yeah I'm happy, yeah. - Okay, alright. 183 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,819 Well what else is there? Really? 184 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:47,819 I mean people overcomplicate these 185 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:52,090 things but that's really, at its essence, that's what it is! 186 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,858 Right? We make each other happy! 187 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:57,195 We have the same... Favorite movie. 188 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:58,096 Yeah. 189 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:01,633 We don't sit there on our things and post how 190 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,335 much fun we're having, we really have fun! 191 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:05,770 Yeah, no, you never post pictures of me. 192 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,139 No! I think that's great. 193 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:11,109 - Right? - Yeah. 194 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,379 Okay. I love you, you love me. 195 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,848 - Yeah... - Let's just do it! 196 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:16,848 What are we so afraid of? 197 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,784 I mean I don't know if it's being afraid I think 198 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:19,784 - it's just being responsible. -You're in your head! 199 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,887 You're thinking. And I've been thinking too much too. 200 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:25,023 - Get out of our heads! - I can't believe we're 201 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,858 - talking about this! - I know, I can't either! 202 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,627 - I just, okay. - Shake it! 203 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,328 I think that we have a good thing going. 204 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,030 Agreed. 205 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,199 Don't you think maybe we should just, 206 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,267 - just what? - Like, let it do its thing 207 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,370 - and see where it goes? - No, no, no, I'm tired of 208 00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:40,205 doing that. I don't want to let it do its thing, 209 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,207 I don't want to think about down the line, I want to think 210 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,209 about the now. I don't wanna think! I just wanna do it! 211 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,211 I wanna do the now, i want to be in the now, 212 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,179 and in the now, i want to marry you! 213 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,684 Are you serious? 214 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,653 Julie, don't i look serious? 215 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,188 You do look pretty serious. 216 00:10:57,190 --> 00:11:00,258 I just, it just hit me. Why are we not doing this? 217 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,926 - Oh my god. - Everyone around us is doing 218 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,995 it. And they don't have nearly what we have. 219 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,197 Yeah! Yeah. 220 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:08,967 What do you think? 221 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,070 Oh my god. 222 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:17,776 Oh my god I'm sorry I just don't I didn't - I don't, 223 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,011 I don't know exactly what to say, because this, 224 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,914 - take your time! - It feels like it's insane. 225 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,716 Yeah, it is. 226 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,785 Honey I didn't know you felt that way. 227 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:30,088 Don't, you know, take, as long as you need! 228 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,456 No I don't need time! 229 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:36,761 This sounds insane but i think, maybe, oh my god, 230 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,330 - I think maybe -- - we should break up. 231 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,768 - What? - I think we should break up. 232 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,704 And I know that seems psychotic, I'm so sorry. 233 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,105 - Are you joking? - No. 234 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,339 - This is a joke. - No, uh. 235 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:51,176 As soon as I said it out loud I started to panic 236 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,211 and it didn't feel right, I'm so sorry. 237 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:53,211 What's wrong with you? 238 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:57,315 I don't know, I don't know, I'm just, um, I'm spinning out 239 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:00,418 a little bit and I'm not sure what I'm saying but I do know 240 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,854 concretely that we should not get married, I just 241 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,022 don't think this is working. 242 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:04,022 - You don't --? - God I'm so sorry. 243 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:07,926 You don't think this is working? You just asked me to marry you. 244 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,994 I know, it felt right in the moment, but as soon as 245 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:09,994 it was out in the ether, 246 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:13,164 I got really scared to live in that world. 247 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,467 - But why would you...? - I don't know, I don't know, 248 00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:17,168 I just can't see myself waking up to your face 249 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,970 every morning, you know for the rest of my life! 250 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,972 I mean, that sounds, urgh! No offense, not your 251 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,307 face, not your face! You have a great face, 252 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,908 a much better face than I do, by the way, 253 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,510 - I should be so lucky! - I know! 254 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:25,510 Your face is great, it's what's behind it 255 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,780 that I don't think I can live with for a long time. 256 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,749 - Oh my god. - I mean, a couple months, 257 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,751 we don't have to break up, i don't know what I'm talking 258 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,219 about, forget it, forget it, what are you ordering, 259 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,888 what are you getting? I just don't think I can... 260 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,096 You are an asshole. 261 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,399 An ass hole! 262 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:52,103 Wait wait wait, Julie! Hold up, wait wait wait! 263 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,206 Congratulations, you're gonna die alone! 264 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,257 Hi I -- 265 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,432 I'm gonna look -- 266 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,303 - hi. - Hi. 267 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:38,303 How can I help you? 268 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,538 Oh, I just need a room, please. 269 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,441 Okay is it just you or anyone else... no? 270 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,510 - No it's just me. - Wife? Girlfriend? 271 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:49,380 - Just me. - Husband, friend, anything? 272 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,682 It's just me. 273 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:56,321 - Oh, hm, ah. Just one? - Mhm. 274 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,623 - Staying in the room? - Yeah. 275 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,260 Okay. 276 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,433 And would you like a second key? For any 277 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:12,070 visitors, or friends, you know? 278 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:15,540 No, no just one's fine. Thanks. 279 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,080 Room for one. 280 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,115 Thank you, rah.. 281 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:28,286 - Rohan. - Sorry. Thanks. 282 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,124 Tsk. 283 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,406 Hello? 284 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,204 These long tailed mannequin males will 285 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,740 actually compete with each other for the attention of 286 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:26,511 the female and of course, the right to mate. 287 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,614 The dominant male will always attract the female 288 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,450 over the weaker males, this is the law of the 289 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:39,424 jungle, and the natural order of life! And love. 290 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,127 Adam? 291 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,363 - Hey. - Holy shit. 292 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,271 - Greg! - Yeah! I know. 293 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:31,109 - Oh my god. - Right! Long time. 294 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,244 - Yeah long time no see. - From, uh... 295 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,512 - Since college! - College! 296 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,415 Yeah, man! Old school, I like it! 297 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,484 This is great man, what are you doing up here? 298 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:43,287 Ah well just in town visiting friends. 299 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,356 Friends and family. 300 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,824 Mainly family. 301 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,861 Huh. You should have called me, man. 302 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:54,298 I know, I thought about it but then, um... 303 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,466 Hey, did you hear about Allison? 304 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,534 Uh... 305 00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,837 Allison...? 306 00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:03,241 Allison George, your girlfriend of eight years? 307 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:07,211 Oh, right. Sure, yeah, Allison. No, uh, what's up? 308 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,415 Allison George is getting married. 309 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:14,352 Wow really? Great for her. 310 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,188 It's crazy man, you guys were together forever! 311 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:17,188 Yeah. 312 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,757 You guys were inseparable, do you remember that? 313 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,526 It was like, I thought you guys were never, 314 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,728 ever, ever gonna break up and then you did. 315 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,862 -Well, yeah. - Do you remember that? 316 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,265 - When you guys broke up? - Yeah, no. 317 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,433 Seriously you guys had everything, do you 318 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:29,433 remember that? 319 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:32,803 Yeah well, it was a long time ago. 320 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,639 Not that long ago. 321 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,207 It was pretty long ago. 322 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,175 A year and a half. 323 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:37,909 Ish. 324 00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,245 Closer to two. 325 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,380 A year and a half. 326 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,881 It was like two. About two years. 327 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:43,881 I'm sure it's closer 328 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,684 - to a year and a half. - I don't know how 329 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,419 - you're so sure of that. - Because I remember it, 330 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,921 - it was really devastating. - I didn't even 331 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,422 remember her name when you said it, so, 332 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,590 you had to jog my memory, so... 333 00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:56,961 So what are you reading? 334 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,630 Nothing, it's, i was just looking at, 335 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:03,601 I don't even know how, i was just browsing. 336 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:08,839 I'll talk to you later man. 337 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,775 Yeah, okay. 338 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,615 Sorry. 339 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:29,553 - Excuse me -- what? - Sorry. 340 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,657 - Hm. What? - What? 341 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,592 Oh I thought you said something. 342 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,460 - I... - What? 343 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:42,900 Um... that reminds me, do you wanna - ? 344 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,605 Do you wanna get a coffee sometime? 345 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,007 Uh, um. 346 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,677 Or like a water, or a juice? Something 347 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:56,380 - like a, whatever you... - No, um, I'm reading my book. 348 00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:58,649 - Oh, okay. - So maybe another time. 349 00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,784 Is that? 350 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,453 Oh, of mice and men, that's a good one. 351 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,689 I could just, I could tell you how it ends. 352 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:04,689 Excuse me? 353 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:08,426 Yeah I could tell you how it ends. How it... 354 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,362 Lenny, he dies, he dies. Lenny dies. 355 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,030 George shoots him in the back of the head. 356 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:13,030 - What? - Because he's the only one 357 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:17,535 that really understands him. It's really beautiful, but it's 358 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:18,736 heartbreaking. 359 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:24,575 Are you serious? 360 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,110 Yeah, seriously. That's how it ends. 361 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,646 No, are you serious, are you serious right now? 362 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:29,714 With this? 363 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,482 Yeah I just said I was. 364 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,584 You ruined this for me. You just ruined this 365 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,719 book for me. I was just, 366 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,554 I just started reading this book and... 367 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,022 Oh, well I saved you like, 368 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,790 what page are you on, i saved you, like, 369 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,892 - a hundred and eighty pages. - What is wrong with you? 370 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,561 What's wrong with you? 371 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:44,795 Who hasn't read of mice and men? 372 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:45,996 That's crazy. 373 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,132 - I, I, - it's a classic. 374 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,534 I know, that is why, that is why I'm reading it. 375 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,536 Well you should have read it by now. 376 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,838 It's not my fault you're a slow reader. 377 00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:57,541 You know she hasn't read of mice and men? 378 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:57,541 I know. 379 00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:00,010 Look, I'm not a slow reader, okay? 380 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:01,979 - I just haven't -- - in fact I'm saving you from 381 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,548 the humiliation of having to tell your friends and 382 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,717 family that you haven't read a timeless masterpiece. 383 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,887 A timeless masterpiece that you just ruined. 384 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,428 Do you have time for a coffee now? 385 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:21,165 You know I can't tell if you're charming or if 386 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,967 you're just an asshole. 387 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:27,738 Charming. 388 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,609 Charming, I hope. I'm sorry, you're right. 389 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:32,877 That was rude. 390 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,578 Because it is a great book. 391 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,614 I'm sorry, I'm just, I just really 392 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,182 want you to go out with me. 393 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:41,719 Okay so let me get this straight, in return for, 394 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:46,090 um, ruining this perfectly good, brand new reading 395 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:49,760 experience for me, i should reward 396 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,662 you by going out with you? 397 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,165 Two things, it shouldn't be brand new, we've 398 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:57,168 established that, it's been out for a long time, 399 00:23:57,170 --> 00:24:00,171 and I think it might be more fun than reading 400 00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:01,772 alone in a library. 401 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,609 And how would you know? 402 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,044 Well because a books not gonna have sex with you 403 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,480 and I want to, very badly. 404 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,148 Oh my god. 405 00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:16,020 I know this sounds crazy but I think I love you. 406 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,156 I just think I'm in love with you, and I know that 407 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,625 sounds crazy, and i know, I know, okay, 408 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,726 what, are you gonna, what? 409 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,896 What is... what? 410 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,099 - I do. - You don't even know me. 411 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:31,769 I know, and that's why i want to share a cup of 412 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,571 coffee with you because i think it's weird, too, that I 413 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:35,806 should love somebody that i don't even really know. 414 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,741 So I thought, we'll go get coffee, I'll ask you where 415 00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:39,243 - you're from. - Okay. 416 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:40,478 Get to know each other, 417 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,846 - and then, um, - okay. 418 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,047 You see where I'm going with this? 419 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:46,484 - Okay. - Okay? Really? 420 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,152 That worked? 421 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,054 You must have a screw loose. 422 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,258 - Kid, who are you? - I'm Adam. 423 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:11,775 - Hey man. I know, I know, - ah! Jesus! 424 00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:14,845 It scared me too, I almost forgot to give you my card. 425 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:19,250 - Thank god you didn't forget. - Uh, yeah. No, I didn't. 426 00:25:19,252 --> 00:25:21,986 That's got my website on there, okay, my Facebook, 427 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,988 - linkedin's on there, - I just need one. 428 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:26,557 No you could use all of them, and then there's email, too 429 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,792 - that's right on there. - Okay well I'll email you then. 430 00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:28,792 Okay good if you ever need to talk. 431 00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:33,130 Yeah. I'll email you and i look forward to emailing you. 432 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,032 Yeah but if you ever need to talk. 433 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,001 Yeah I'll, I got it. 434 00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:38,769 Yeah, man. 435 00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:41,639 If you need to. 436 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,641 Okay. 437 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:47,144 - I'm still -- crazy! - Greg... Hamilton. 438 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,548 Hey! 439 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,749 Email me. 440 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:52,950 What? 441 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:52,950 Email me. 442 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,953 - I don't know what that means. - Email me! 443 00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,922 Oh! Okay, oh yeah. 444 00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:18,342 - Adam? - Hey! You knew it was me. 445 00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:20,778 Yes it was in my phone. 446 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,313 Oh right duh. 447 00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:25,783 - What are you, uh...? - Uh, I am here. 448 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:25,783 I'm here. 449 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:30,621 What? Oh my god why didn't you tell me? 450 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:33,023 Well, I am telling you, you dum-dum. 451 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:35,826 Well, listen, this is crazy but we're having this 452 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,027 dinner party tonight. 453 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:37,027 Yeah. 454 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:41,165 And, I don't know, maybe you want to come? 455 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:33,177 No but seriously, you two. You two, if there are two 456 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,846 people in the whole world that should actually be 457 00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:40,984 getting married, they're right here, it's you two. 458 00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:44,288 I actually remember when you guys met. 459 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:46,890 Aaron said, 'David, this is the first girl I can 460 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:51,328 actually see myself marrying.' And I was, I 461 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:52,730 actually tried to talk you out of it 462 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:55,466 so I could ask Allison out. I did! 463 00:28:55,468 --> 00:28:55,466 Because she's, look at her! 464 00:28:55,468 --> 00:29:00,304 Who wouldn't want to marry her instantly! You would be 465 00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:02,339 - crazy not to marry her! - - Down boy. 466 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:05,976 If it doesn't work out, I'm waiting in the wings. 467 00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,045 Text me, call me. 468 00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:09,780 Whatever you need to do. 469 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:15,385 No but seriously, you guys are actually fashioned for 470 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:20,424 each other, you were made for one another. And I do 471 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:24,928 not know a more intelligent, graceful 472 00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:28,232 couple than you guys. 473 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:32,035 And they say that marriage is hard work, right, that's 474 00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:33,871 the thing, marriage is hard work, but I'm not 475 00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,773 really worried about you guys, because 476 00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:37,875 - you guys make sense. - Thanks, Dave. 477 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:41,245 And that's a beautiful thing, so let's drink to them! 478 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:48,018 Cheers to you guys I love you, I love you, you, you, 479 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,319 and you're fine too. 480 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,421 Let's get really drunk and be happy. 481 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:52,322 Mazel tov. 482 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:52,322 Can I kiss you? 483 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:56,026 I've been wanting to kiss her all night. 484 00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:10,941 Are you friends with Aaron? 485 00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,209 Allison actually. 486 00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,111 Oh, how do you guys know each other? 487 00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,013 Adam and Allison used to go out. 488 00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:18,482 Oh really? 489 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:19,449 Yeah. 490 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:20,918 When was that? 491 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,453 Literally, right before Aaron. 492 00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:26,156 Oh. 493 00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:45,576 - You're Adam, huh? - Yeah. 494 00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:46,877 I'm Lee, nice to meet you. 495 00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:46,877 Nice to meet you. 496 00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:49,012 - Nice to meet you. - Cheers. 497 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:52,149 I'm sorry. 498 00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:54,318 Did she ask you to come to this dinner? 499 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,887 - She, she did. - Mister really good friend? 500 00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:59,890 - Yeah... - You're that guy. 501 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,527 I'm sorry man I'm just kidding with you, I'm kidding. 502 00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,495 - Cheers, man. - Cheers. 503 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:08,031 To the strength of the human spirit. To endure. 504 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:10,267 Thanks. 505 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:11,535 Yeah. 506 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:13,203 Hey buck up buddy. 507 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,039 Who knows, you might even catch the bouquet! 508 00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:22,379 Did you hear what I said to second place over here? 509 00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:38,962 Hey, dummy. 510 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:40,130 Hey! 511 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:41,932 What are you doing up here? 512 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,100 Just hanging out. 513 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:46,603 Come sit with me! Come here. 514 00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:50,007 You always find those little hideouts, 515 00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:51,475 you're such a weirdo. 516 00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:51,475 You're a weirdo, you dum dum. 517 00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:54,478 - How was your - ? - How was the - oh sorry. 518 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,014 - You go. - You go. No, you go. 519 00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:58,181 - Um... - Go ahead. 520 00:31:58,183 --> 00:31:59,917 No, nah, nah i just had nothing 521 00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,585 - really interesting to say. - Neither did I. 522 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:02,586 Alright. 523 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,689 So. 524 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:09,092 How, um, I like, like, your hair. It's different. 525 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:11,361 Oh yeah thank you! Yeah. 526 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:12,129 Good different? 527 00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:13,997 Great different. 528 00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:16,166 You look, um... 529 00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:18,368 - The same. - The same! 530 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,337 - Yeah. - Yeah, kinda. Yeah. 531 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:21,138 Good same? 532 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,306 Great same. 533 00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:32,482 Ah, so this is, uh, pretty crazy, huh? 534 00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:36,987 It really is, I mean it is really crazy. 535 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:38,588 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's very overwhelming. 536 00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:39,690 There are so many 537 00:32:39,692 --> 00:32:41,625 - decisions to make. - I bet, I bet. 538 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:44,194 I mean it's also so sudden. 539 00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:50,133 Right, yeah, it's just, i don't know, it just happened. 540 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:54,972 Yeah, that's how these things go. 541 00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:03,347 - Do you remember when, um -- - Allison! 542 00:33:03,349 --> 00:33:04,281 Oh, hey. 543 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:06,049 It's your party come play. 544 00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:06,049 Yeah! 545 00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:09,152 - I'm gonna, sorry, I'm gonna, - yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. 546 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,087 I'll see you later though, yeah? 547 00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,688 - Yes, okay. - Okay. 548 00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,457 - You come on down, too! - Ah, yeah! 549 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:19,296 Watch your head coming down. 550 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,631 Oh yeah, what is -- yeah. 551 00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:23,734 Interesting space up here. 552 00:33:23,736 --> 00:33:27,304 It's where we have a lot of sex. Strictly. 553 00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:29,773 - You're, you're the worst. - Just kidding, just kidding. 554 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:43,754 Hey buddy! 555 00:33:43,756 --> 00:33:45,522 Hey, Aaron, how you doing? 556 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,258 I'm good, I'm good. Well, you know, nervous. 557 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,060 Yeah, psh, big day coming up. 558 00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:51,361 You're telling me. 559 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,196 What, you uh, you want to stand up there for me? 560 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:53,196 Sure! 561 00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,300 I mean, not really. No. 562 00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:58,668 Hey, really good to see you though. 563 00:33:58,670 --> 00:33:58,668 Mm-hmm. 564 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:03,140 Allison was so glad you could make it, you know. 565 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:04,307 You mean a lot to her. 566 00:34:04,309 --> 00:34:05,609 - Aw. - You really do. 567 00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:07,377 She means a lot to me. 568 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,046 You know what on a personal note, I think 569 00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:11,615 it's so cool that you came, given your history 570 00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:14,251 and stuff? It's like, it's really big of you. 571 00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:15,819 So thank you. 572 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:19,523 Well thanks Aaron. That's big of you to say. 573 00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:22,159 No I mean it's big of you. 574 00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:25,128 Well it's big of you too. 575 00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:27,664 I guess we're both big. 576 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,568 I like that we're both big. Heyoo! 577 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:36,540 No no no, I have actually a very small penis. 578 00:34:37,642 --> 00:34:38,608 - Really? - No no no. 579 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:39,443 Oh. 580 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:40,277 So you don't. 581 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:43,146 No. No, I'm very secure in that area. 582 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:47,150 - Good. - Yeah. 583 00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:49,686 So, I'm just glad everyone's, you know, 584 00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:50,821 where they're supposed to be. 585 00:34:50,823 --> 00:34:53,123 Totally. Totally. 586 00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:55,158 Well hey! Good to see you. 587 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,128 Well, thanks for inviting me, Aaron, 588 00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,629 that was really big of you, again. 589 00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:01,598 - You're amazing. Alright. - You're amazing. 590 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,732 Thanks, big guy. 591 00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:07,170 Hey you know, we should hang some time. 592 00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:08,472 Yeah, cool! 593 00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:09,840 Do you play tennis? 594 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,309 Do I play tennis? 595 00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:13,743 What you like the game? 596 00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:15,479 Ah, love the game. 597 00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:17,314 Alright, well we'll go a few rounds, will be fun. 598 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:18,482 Cool, yeah. 599 00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:19,883 - Noice. - Very noice. 600 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:21,785 Alright. 601 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:24,387 Cool. 602 00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:43,306 Sorry. 603 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:49,446 Sorry. 604 00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:04,895 Where you from? 605 00:36:04,897 --> 00:36:07,397 Um, originally from Vermont. 606 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:10,267 Vermont?? Cool! 607 00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:12,802 Great skiing there, right? 608 00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:13,603 Yeah. 609 00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:14,604 Yeah. 610 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:17,374 Oh my god, David! Hi, how are you? 611 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:18,775 - I miss you! - Oh my god that 612 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:20,510 - speech was so good. - Thank you. 613 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:20,510 It was really good. 614 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,346 - I lost my, sorry, - they were so happy! 615 00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:25,949 - I lost my keys. - Your keys? Ooh. 616 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,385 - Can you find them for me? - Well I'm waiting on an 617 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:30,587 - uber, just come with me. - Can I go home with you? 618 00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:30,587 Where do you live? I -- 619 00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:33,523 - thank you so -- - gonna have some girls over. 620 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,358 I think we should hang out more. 621 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,460 You gotta, actually, David you're sitting on my -- 622 00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:39,696 I haven't liked anyone in like, forever! 623 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,665 Gwen, David, it was... 624 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,234 - Do you feel this too, though? - Yes, I love that. 625 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:45,435 Have you thought about walking down the aisle? 626 00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:45,435 I'm gonna just... 627 00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:48,271 Oh how would we do that? I was thinking like, 628 00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:49,372 I'm actually gonna head out, David. 629 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:51,808 Or we could hold hands. 630 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,443 David, I'm gonna go ahead and head out, so... 631 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,779 - Hand in hand! That's it, done! - I love holding hands. 632 00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,447 I miss you, why don't we hang out more? 633 00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,849 Well come over tonight, girls' night, it'll be fun. 634 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:03,820 - You okay man? - I just popped outta there. 635 00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:06,456 So we were, we were just talking about -- 636 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:06,456 sorry. 637 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,859 - You just snapped that chair. - Jesus it's just 638 00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,861 - a dinner party, god. - Oh my god it's like 639 00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:15,498 - a peace pipe. - I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. 640 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,933 - That's a good bit. - That's for you, dude, 641 00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:18,768 - that's for the road. - Take that one. 642 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:20,737 - You can have it. - I really enjoyed your speech. 643 00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:44,561 Whaaaat? 644 00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:46,896 What are you doing here? 645 00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:49,432 - Hi, mom. - Oh my god! 646 00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:52,435 Hi, uh, what are you wearing? 647 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:53,503 I was jogging! 648 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:57,407 Uh, since when are you jogging? 649 00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,708 What do you mean? I'm exercising. 650 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:01,411 I've never seen you exercise. 651 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:02,712 I'm getting in shape! 652 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:04,614 What's on your head? 653 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:07,617 - Just a jogging thing. - What? 654 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,019 It's a running, you know, sweatband. 655 00:38:09,021 --> 00:38:10,387 You okay? 656 00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:10,754 How long you gonna be home? 657 00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:16,660 I don't know, not long, just a quickie. I'm alright. 658 00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:17,894 Are you gonna stay here? 659 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:19,696 Uh, I can't. 660 00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:21,598 Well where you gonna stay? 661 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,800 Work put me up at this hotel nearby. 662 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,403 Really? Mister big shot! 663 00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:28,905 - Its not the four seasons! - Sounds good! 664 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:30,674 So how's it going, anything interesting? 665 00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:33,376 Yeah, nah, just the usual, you 666 00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:35,045 know. Birds humpin' in the woods. 667 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,080 - Wow. - Yeah. 668 00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:38,715 Sounds provocative. 669 00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:41,351 So. 670 00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:45,322 You gonna call Allison while you're here or am I 671 00:38:45,324 --> 00:38:46,489 not allowed to ask? 672 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,659 I don't know, I haven't really thought about it. 673 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:49,659 Maybe. 674 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,329 I think you should. I still have that picture 675 00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:53,797 you took when you went down to carmel. 676 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:54,998 Look, right there. 677 00:38:55,966 --> 00:38:58,034 Mom are you insane? 678 00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:01,104 It's been almost two years you can't do that. 679 00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:04,007 - This is crazy, this is nuts - I like the pic -- 680 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:06,776 - that you still have this. - That is very immature. 681 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:08,545 What are you doing? 682 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:09,846 It's a picture of us! 683 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,715 It's so weird that you have that. 684 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:13,616 What are you throwing that away for? 685 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,421 You are so dramatic. 686 00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:20,757 You are so dramatic. 687 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:23,426 Just call her, if you're here, you have the time, 688 00:39:23,428 --> 00:39:24,761 no big deal. 689 00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:29,499 Alright maybe. 690 00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:34,604 Are you happy? 691 00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:46,483 Good to see you. 692 00:39:46,485 --> 00:39:48,017 Good to see you. 693 00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:49,072 Whoa! 694 00:41:51,609 --> 00:41:52,909 Aw shit! 695 00:41:55,746 --> 00:41:57,113 Okay, that's alright. Hey, keep your elbow up and 696 00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:59,582 - follow through, you know? - Yeah I know! 697 00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:00,650 Yeah. 698 00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:03,019 There you go, yeah just like that! 699 00:42:06,223 --> 00:42:06,990 You good? 700 00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:09,993 Yeah, feel good! 701 00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:11,628 Hey I'm glad we're doing this, man. 702 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,196 - Me too. - It's cool. 703 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,864 - My serve. - - Yeah. 704 00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:29,746 I thought you said you played? 705 00:42:29,748 --> 00:42:35,652 - Yeah it's been a while! - You know, I almost went pro. 706 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:36,953 Oh I didn't know that. 707 00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:39,622 Blew my knee out in college. 708 00:42:39,624 --> 00:42:41,558 - Bummer. - Yeah. 709 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,992 That would have been a different life. 710 00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:47,664 Really. I mean, travel the world, fame, glory. 711 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:51,868 No but things work out the way they're supposed to, right? 712 00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:58,241 Whose serve? 713 00:42:58,243 --> 00:42:59,576 You take it! 714 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:11,921 Shit! 715 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,356 Good round, bud! 716 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:14,724 Thanks! 717 00:43:15,826 --> 00:43:18,027 Man you set me up for that spike! 718 00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:22,198 I know, that's uh, how so? 719 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,767 Well you know when you lobbed it up and I just, 720 00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:27,103 - spiked it like that. - Oh yeah. Oh spike, yeah yeah. 721 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:27,937 That was a nice hit. 722 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:32,642 I feel bad man, we could have grabbed a beer or something. 723 00:43:32,644 --> 00:43:34,944 Oh no, this is, this is great. 724 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,813 Oh good. Yeah, okay. 725 00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:38,247 - Yeah this is great. - Good. 726 00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:42,352 Al said you're into documentaries? 727 00:43:42,354 --> 00:43:43,820 Al? 728 00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:43,820 Allison. 729 00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:50,026 Oh yeah, um, yeah, no I'm mostly editing now, 730 00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,694 somebody else's stuff. 731 00:43:51,696 --> 00:43:53,863 So like what kind of stuff? Political? 732 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:57,667 No like, uh, bird stuff mostly. 733 00:43:58,068 --> 00:43:59,869 - That's kinda cool. - Yeah I kinda want to get 734 00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:02,038 my own thing going soon. 735 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,306 So what's that gonna be about? 736 00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:05,341 Birds, you're into birds? You like birds? 737 00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:11,914 No like, something like pollution, climate, 738 00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:14,851 I don't know, something like the environment. 739 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:16,653 That's great! That's great, 740 00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:18,287 can't wait to see that. That's really cool. 741 00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:20,723 - Okay my serve. - Yeah. 742 00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:26,396 Okay now remember elbow up and try to stay on the 743 00:44:26,398 --> 00:44:27,764 balls of your feet. 744 00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:29,065 Elbows up, balls. 745 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:30,867 - Yeah. - Okay. 746 00:44:30,869 --> 00:44:32,769 Just go side to side, let's get loose a little bit. 747 00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:35,838 Your shoulders, bring it forward, bring 748 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,373 your toes forward, bring it back. 749 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,008 There you go! Keep going! 750 00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:40,209 Are you sure? 751 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:42,679 No man you look like a fucking idiot! 752 00:44:42,681 --> 00:44:43,946 - C'mon! - I know! 753 00:44:45,949 --> 00:44:47,884 - Okay here we go bud you ready? - - Yup! 754 00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:52,422 There you go! 755 00:44:52,424 --> 00:44:54,924 There you go, bud. Nice and easy, buddy. 756 00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:56,259 There, nice! 757 00:44:58,462 --> 00:44:59,362 Spike! 758 00:45:07,004 --> 00:45:08,337 Wow, almost got me there! 759 00:45:09,306 --> 00:45:10,707 Almost! 760 00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:13,843 My serve. 761 00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:15,211 You sure? 762 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:16,846 Oh yeah. 763 00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:17,747 Yeah. 764 00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:38,067 Fucking fuck! 765 00:45:46,009 --> 00:45:47,477 Slipped! 766 00:45:48,312 --> 00:45:49,278 Sweaty. 767 00:45:51,348 --> 00:45:52,448 Sorry! 768 00:45:55,452 --> 00:45:56,786 Good game! 769 00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:00,957 Mister shalman! 770 00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:00,957 Are you enjoying your stay with us? 771 00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:04,494 Oh yeah, I'm having the time of my life. Thanks. 772 00:46:04,496 --> 00:46:06,229 Wonderful! The elevators are to your right. 773 00:46:06,231 --> 00:46:07,764 Oh they haven't moved? 774 00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:11,834 No they haven't moved, fucking asshole. 775 00:46:40,931 --> 00:46:42,498 Oh my god... 776 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:46,803 Hey! 777 00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:48,171 How are you buddy? 778 00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:49,472 How's it going? 779 00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:51,474 Come on give me the details did you see her? 780 00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,310 Yeah. 781 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,211 And? 782 00:46:56,847 --> 00:46:59,248 It was, it was nice. 783 00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:03,352 Is the wedding off? 784 00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:07,557 Wonder if I punch the computer screen, I wonder 785 00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:10,993 if you would feel it. Do they have that technology? 786 00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:13,162 - You could try. - What do you want? 787 00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:14,197 You need a date. 788 00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:16,132 What? No, I don't, the last thing I 789 00:47:16,134 --> 00:47:17,600 want to do is go on another date. 790 00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:20,369 No no, to the wedding, to the wedding. 791 00:47:20,371 --> 00:47:23,973 You can't show up stag, it's suicide. You'll be annihilated. 792 00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:25,341 - Really? - Mmm. 793 00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,343 Well what do you want me to do? I can't just -- 794 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:28,377 I got you! 795 00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:29,378 I got you! 796 00:47:30,113 --> 00:47:31,113 Who? 797 00:47:31,115 --> 00:47:31,948 My cousin! 798 00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:33,249 Tallulah! 799 00:47:33,251 --> 00:47:34,517 Tallulah? 800 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,018 Tallulah! 801 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,920 What is she, like a little fairy? 802 00:47:37,922 --> 00:47:40,156 She's a real girl named tallulah! 803 00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:42,024 She's your cousin? 804 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:43,960 Yeah, second cousin but yeah. 805 00:47:44,561 --> 00:47:46,596 Does she look like you? 806 00:47:49,066 --> 00:47:50,600 You mean is she Asian, 807 00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:52,301 - are you asking? - No, man, no! 808 00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:54,403 She's white, are you happy, Mel Gibson? 809 00:47:54,405 --> 00:47:55,605 - She's white! - Stop -- 810 00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:55,605 stop it that's not what I meant! 811 00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:59,408 All you do is love Asian girls, that's what this is about. 812 00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:02,345 - What? - Yeah you do. 813 00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:03,646 She's not me with boobs. 814 00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:05,448 She's a date to the wedding so you have 815 00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,516 something standing between you and massive amounts of 816 00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:09,151 shame and self-degradation! 817 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:10,887 You just need a plus one. 818 00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:13,656 Who knows, you might even like her. 819 00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:16,893 Alright, well, maybe. Thank you. 820 00:48:17,494 --> 00:48:19,962 Uh, listen I'm gonna go take a shower but, um -- 821 00:48:19,964 --> 00:48:21,297 oh ho ho ho! 822 00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:22,498 What? 823 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,968 What are, what are you wearing? 824 00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:27,637 What do you mean, it's just tennis shorts? 825 00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:31,540 You look like you stole a little boys underwear. 826 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,042 I was playing tennis! 827 00:48:33,044 --> 00:48:34,143 You don't play tennis! 828 00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:36,379 Yes I do, I do sometimes. 829 00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:37,613 With who? 830 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:44,020 - Aaron. - Aaron? What? 831 00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:46,455 - Aaron, okay? Yeah. - What are you doing? 832 00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:47,657 Hey listen, listen! 833 00:48:47,659 --> 00:48:49,959 You're fraternizing with the enemy! 834 00:48:49,961 --> 00:48:52,028 The enemy? Give me a break. 835 00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:54,563 Grow up, mark, come on! 836 00:48:54,565 --> 00:48:55,531 He's cool! 837 00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:57,333 He's actually a really cool guy. 838 00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:59,035 I had fun today. 839 00:48:59,037 --> 00:49:00,536 You would like him a lot, I think. 840 00:49:01,038 --> 00:49:01,037 I would? 841 00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:04,106 I feel like the three of us should hang out. 842 00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:08,144 Why are you looking at me like that? 843 00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:09,478 Why are you doing this? 844 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,548 Listen, listen! Life moves on, mark, and 845 00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:14,383 some of us are moving with it! 846 00:49:14,385 --> 00:49:16,585 Some of us can see your balls! 847 00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:19,388 - Good bye. - Like a wonton sized -- 848 00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:20,556 bye bye! 849 00:49:45,182 --> 00:49:46,449 T-tallulah? 850 00:49:46,451 --> 00:49:47,416 - Tallulah? 851 00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:49,485 - Hi! - Hi, hi, Adam. 852 00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:51,420 Great. 853 00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:52,555 Nice to meet you! 854 00:49:54,124 --> 00:49:56,225 So how you doing? 855 00:49:57,461 --> 00:49:58,627 Good. 856 00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:01,263 - Sorry? - Good. 857 00:50:01,631 --> 00:50:02,732 You sure? 858 00:50:04,601 --> 00:50:06,035 Yeah. 859 00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:09,138 Are you okay? 860 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,341 Nervous. 861 00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:14,710 Don't worry about it, I'm nervous too. 862 00:50:14,712 --> 00:50:18,014 So you're uh, you're mark's cousin? 863 00:50:18,016 --> 00:50:18,714 Yeah. 864 00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,149 I'm so sorry. 865 00:50:23,453 --> 00:50:23,452 What happened? 866 00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:28,524 No no no, I was kidding i was, mark's my friend. 867 00:50:29,559 --> 00:50:31,660 It's a joke. 868 00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:35,398 I don't know if it is a joke 869 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,266 if it's not funny. 870 00:50:38,101 --> 00:50:41,203 Um, so you hungry? 871 00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:42,238 Not anymore. 872 00:50:44,141 --> 00:50:45,674 Did you have a chance to look at the menu? 873 00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:54,116 Yeah, um, I read it about five times by myself but I 874 00:50:54,118 --> 00:50:57,186 don't know where to look so I just pretended that I 875 00:50:57,188 --> 00:51:01,190 was reading and then i really was reading the 876 00:51:01,192 --> 00:51:03,659 menu over and over. 877 00:51:03,661 --> 00:51:06,796 What do you, what do you do? 878 00:51:06,798 --> 00:51:08,164 I make dolls. 879 00:51:10,167 --> 00:51:11,300 You make dolls? 880 00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:14,236 - And uh, doll houses. - Huh. 881 00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:17,239 And little, little doll furniture to 882 00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:20,076 go into the doll houses. It's so tiny -- 883 00:51:20,078 --> 00:51:22,445 and that leads to doll upholstery and 884 00:51:22,447 --> 00:51:24,246 doll clothes and next thing I 885 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:27,817 know I'm making the tiniest little doll bow 886 00:51:27,819 --> 00:51:31,353 tie and I think it might be affecting my vision, 887 00:51:31,355 --> 00:51:33,689 I've been having a lot of problems seeing. 888 00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:36,092 Oh my god, that's terrible. 889 00:51:36,094 --> 00:51:39,495 So you should maybe stop doing that, right? 890 00:51:40,697 --> 00:51:44,166 - Never. - Wow. 891 00:51:44,168 --> 00:51:45,601 That's persistent. 892 00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:48,270 The dolls will leave me. 893 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,572 What do you do? 894 00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:54,743 Uh, I'm, I'm a documentary film maker. 895 00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:56,345 Can I see one of your films? 896 00:51:56,347 --> 00:52:00,816 Well no not yet but hopefully soon. 897 00:52:02,652 --> 00:52:03,719 That's cool. 898 00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:04,620 Yeah? 899 00:52:05,822 --> 00:52:08,157 Yeah it is, thanks, it's pretty cool. 900 00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:10,326 Well I can't wait to see it. 901 00:52:10,328 --> 00:52:12,228 - Thanks, really? - Yeah. 902 00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:14,330 Yeah, alright. Well you'll be the first. 903 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:17,199 - I'll watch anything. - Oh. 904 00:52:17,201 --> 00:52:19,635 Um. What are you gonna order? 905 00:52:36,921 --> 00:52:38,721 Okay, okay. 906 00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:41,490 What if I went up to that guy, see that guy eating, uh, 907 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:43,259 it looks like tortilla soup? 908 00:52:43,261 --> 00:52:45,394 Delicious. I actually like staring at him. 909 00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:45,394 Yeah, hey, head in the game. 910 00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:48,664 - And I, and I go up to him - yes, and he -- 911 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:51,200 and I say 'exthcuse me 912 00:52:51,202 --> 00:52:56,272 thir, exthcuse me thir, that tortilla thoup is 913 00:52:56,274 --> 00:52:58,707 gonna make you tortilla poop!' 914 00:53:00,210 --> 00:53:02,444 and I just walked away. 915 00:53:02,446 --> 00:53:04,914 That's not offensive it's just odd. 916 00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:06,615 It's a little offensive. 917 00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:08,450 Alright what you got? 918 00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:11,387 Okay. 919 00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:13,455 - The couple next to us? - Yes. 920 00:53:16,326 --> 00:53:17,526 What if I took off my panties? 921 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:18,928 Oh I like it already. 922 00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:23,866 And I slipped them into his coat pocket? 923 00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:27,903 And when they get home tonight she finds the 924 00:53:27,905 --> 00:53:32,441 underpants and they get in this huge fight about 925 00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:35,544 whether or not he's cheating on her and the 926 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:40,516 more he denies it the more she thinks he's a liar so 927 00:53:40,518 --> 00:53:45,754 they break up and all their friends side with her and 928 00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:48,958 he's left wondering 'how the fuck, how the fuck did 929 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:52,528 these underpants get in my coat pocket?' 930 00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:56,265 and he still insists years later when he calls her, 931 00:53:56,267 --> 00:53:58,634 'they weren't mine I don't know where they came from,' 932 00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:03,639 and he slowly goes insane and he becomes an alcoholic? 933 00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:06,875 And all of his friends and family just completely 934 00:54:06,877 --> 00:54:12,348 desert him and he dies alone. 935 00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:13,916 Of aids. 936 00:54:15,518 --> 00:54:20,322 That has gone way too far. 937 00:54:20,324 --> 00:54:24,326 You have veered into a level of depravity that is 938 00:54:24,328 --> 00:54:27,363 upsetting to say the least. 939 00:54:27,365 --> 00:54:29,932 I feel like I don't know you, I don't want to play 940 00:54:29,934 --> 00:54:31,934 - this game anymore. - These are one of the things 941 00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:33,335 that I'm very good at. 942 00:54:33,337 --> 00:54:37,039 That was incredible you just broke the game. 943 00:54:37,041 --> 00:54:39,008 - You win? I guess. - I win. 944 00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:41,043 You my friend are the winner. 945 00:54:41,045 --> 00:54:42,544 Whoo! 946 00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:44,847 Wow! Congratulations, you're officially 947 00:54:44,849 --> 00:54:45,981 the worse person I know. 948 00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:48,951 Aw, that's sweet, thank you. 949 00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:50,719 Let's get you some ice cream, kiddo. 950 00:54:52,055 --> 00:54:52,054 Don't mess with me. 951 00:54:52,056 --> 00:54:55,658 Oh I won't, I won't, because then you'll come up with some 952 00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:58,327 perverted scheme to ruin my life and then I won't 953 00:54:58,329 --> 00:55:00,763 even know it for years to come. 954 00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:02,564 You won't even see it coming. 955 00:55:05,068 --> 00:55:07,770 - It's... - It's very good, I feel... 956 00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:12,675 I feel terrified, and impressed. It's a mix of emotions. 957 00:55:34,597 --> 00:55:35,731 Hi. 958 00:55:35,733 --> 00:55:37,933 Oh sorry, uh. 959 00:55:37,935 --> 00:55:39,702 What are you thinking? 960 00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:43,339 Oh nothing sorry. 961 00:55:43,773 --> 00:55:44,973 Are you on drugs? 962 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,677 No, no. 963 00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,612 Do you wanna be? 964 00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:54,049 No. 965 00:55:55,819 --> 00:55:59,455 I happen to have a bunch of Adderall in my purse. 966 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:03,692 Did you say you have a whole bag of Adderall? 967 00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:05,060 Yeah. 968 00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:07,863 What, why? 969 00:56:09,766 --> 00:56:14,536 I mean, I'm an artist, so... 970 00:56:14,538 --> 00:56:17,673 - That makes sense. - Yeah, long nights. 971 00:56:17,675 --> 00:56:20,743 Would you like to be my date to my ex girlfriends wedding? 972 00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:24,113 - Okay. - Yeah? Great. 973 00:56:31,855 --> 00:56:34,456 For the north American jumping spider, mating can 974 00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:36,558 be a dangerous game. 975 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,829 In this delicate moment, the male must woo the 976 00:56:40,831 --> 00:56:45,100 female spider or she will kill him and eat him. 977 00:56:45,102 --> 00:56:49,104 If the male fails to woo the female, she will stab 978 00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:54,810 him with her poison fangs and suck out his insides. 979 00:57:51,935 --> 00:57:53,969 Adam? Adam! 980 00:57:56,606 --> 00:57:57,773 Allison? 981 00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:03,245 What are... what are you doing here? 982 00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:04,880 What are you doing here? 983 00:58:04,882 --> 00:58:08,016 That is so funny running into you. 984 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:10,652 Well I work here. 985 00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:13,689 Oh yeah Ella moss, crazy. 986 00:58:14,858 --> 00:58:17,159 Yeah for seven years. 987 00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:18,627 - That's right, - right. 988 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:22,197 I forgot it was on this block. 989 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:23,499 Hm. 990 00:58:23,933 --> 00:58:25,834 - Good to see you! - Good to see you. 991 00:58:26,803 --> 00:58:28,103 Were you jogging? 992 00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:30,506 Oh yeah, yeah, just got into jogging. 993 00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:30,506 You're into jogging now? 994 00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:33,809 Yeah ever since I quit smoking I figured -- 995 00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:35,544 you did not quit smoking. 996 00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:36,778 I did! I did. 997 00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:37,779 - Really? - Yeah. 998 00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:41,149 Wow thought you'd never quit. 999 00:58:41,851 --> 00:58:43,986 A lot's changed since we went out. 1000 00:58:43,988 --> 00:58:45,287 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1001 00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:46,154 Like what else? 1002 00:58:46,156 --> 00:58:49,157 Oh man, I gave up kind of everything. 1003 00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:52,060 I got really into raw, not raw foods totally, but 1004 00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:53,896 - more raw foods, - okay. 1005 00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:56,899 I still cook a little bit. I'm still a cook. 1006 00:58:58,001 --> 00:58:59,101 Too moist to my liking. 1007 00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:00,936 - Ugh I hate that word! - I know, sorry. 1008 00:59:02,305 --> 00:59:02,304 Moist always brings everything to a 1009 00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:06,041 - standstill, yeah. - It does I've always said that. 1010 00:59:07,076 --> 00:59:08,143 Aw man. 1011 00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:10,312 Hey you know I'm the manager now. 1012 00:59:10,314 --> 00:59:13,081 - Are you serious? That's great! - I am! I know! 1013 00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:14,983 - Wow, good for you! - Yeah I get free trips 1014 00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:17,052 - to Paris once a year. - What? 1015 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:20,289 - What's cooler than that? - Not much, could be worse. 1016 00:59:20,291 --> 00:59:23,559 Come on, you're practically running the fashion industry. 1017 00:59:23,561 --> 00:59:25,894 Yeah I don't know about that but it's, 1018 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,095 - it's pretty cool. - It's cool. 1019 00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:30,699 What about you, y'know? What are you up to? 1020 00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:33,969 Uh, I'm actually prepping my first documentary. 1021 00:59:33,971 --> 00:59:36,104 - What? What?? - Yeah, yeah. 1022 00:59:36,106 --> 00:59:39,708 Well it's early, I mean it's, yeah, very early stages. 1023 00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:43,278 That's amazing, that's what you've always wanted. 1024 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,347 It's pretty cool, i think it will be good. 1025 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,654 - Yeah, uh, we'll see. - What is it about? 1026 00:59:52,656 --> 00:59:57,926 Well it's, I don't wanna it's love, really about love. 1027 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,194 How so? 1028 00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:01,897 I know this sounds lame but I don't want to say 1029 01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:05,133 too much, I don't really know how it's gonna end 1030 01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:07,703 but I'll invite you to the premiere. 1031 01:00:07,705 --> 01:00:09,271 Oh that's very kind of you. 1032 01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:13,075 Can I ask you something? 1033 01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:15,811 You can ask me anything. 1034 01:00:16,212 --> 01:00:17,980 Are you happy? 1035 01:00:20,650 --> 01:00:22,618 Why does everyone keep asking me that? 1036 01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:25,387 Well, maybe there's a reason. 1037 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:26,622 Jesus! 1038 01:00:26,624 --> 01:00:29,958 You know what, I take that back, you can't ask me anything. 1039 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,193 Oh my god. 1040 01:00:31,195 --> 01:00:32,761 Come on, it's just a question. 1041 01:00:34,030 --> 01:00:38,900 Okay happy, uh, I don't know, I guess so. 1042 01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:42,170 I mean what does that mean? Am I smiling all day, 1043 01:00:42,172 --> 01:00:45,040 - am I laughing? - No, no. 1044 01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:46,775 I don't know. Are you happy? 1045 01:00:48,745 --> 01:00:50,078 Yeah I think I am. 1046 01:00:53,349 --> 01:00:56,718 That's great. That is great. 1047 01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:09,865 So you're really coming? 1048 01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:14,069 Would you --? Yeah i am, I'm really coming. 1049 01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:17,205 I'm here. Why? 1050 01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:21,009 You know I almost didn't invite you. 1051 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,411 Why? 1052 01:01:22,413 --> 01:01:25,013 Well, I don't know. 1053 01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:26,014 You're... 1054 01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:28,083 You. 1055 01:01:31,454 --> 01:01:34,756 Then I thought it would be weirder if I didn't invite 1056 01:01:34,758 --> 01:01:38,093 you like I was trying to cut you out of my life or 1057 01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:38,093 something. 1058 01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:42,330 Are you crazy, I gotta be there. Your big day. 1059 01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:46,301 Don't wanna miss that. I want to be there. 1060 01:01:46,303 --> 01:01:49,304 I know, I know, I just figured i would invite you and it 1061 01:01:49,306 --> 01:01:51,873 - would be fine, or, - it's gonna be fine. 1062 01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:54,276 I'd never see you again, y'know? 1063 01:01:56,012 --> 01:01:57,479 Never see me again? 1064 01:01:57,481 --> 01:01:59,448 Yeah, I mean probably, right? 1065 01:02:01,984 --> 01:02:04,252 You're a monster what are you talking about? 1066 01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:04,252 That's crazy. 1067 01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:04,252 Well I mean that's how 1068 01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:08,156 life is, isn't it? If you're not a part of 1069 01:02:08,158 --> 01:02:13,829 - these moments, it just -- - alright hey, I'm coming, okay? 1070 01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:15,497 - I'm coming to the wedding. - Good. 1071 01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:21,269 Can't do that, can't leave an Adam sized hole here. 1072 01:02:24,841 --> 01:02:27,109 Never see you again, Jesus. 1073 01:02:28,111 --> 01:02:31,046 I, you know what i mean right? 1074 01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:32,013 Look I'm happy 1075 01:02:32,015 --> 01:02:34,316 - for you, really am. - Yeah? 1076 01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:36,218 I am, I'm really happy for you! 1077 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,988 I mean, I'm on a lot of antidepressants but, 1078 01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:43,024 they're working, so. 1079 01:02:43,026 --> 01:02:45,193 You know I do miss you. 1080 01:02:45,195 --> 01:02:47,028 From time to time. 1081 01:02:51,067 --> 01:02:52,501 Me too. 1082 01:02:57,206 --> 01:03:00,308 Listen I should get going, I'm gonna hop on a car 1083 01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:02,244 and head home, but I'll see you. 1084 01:03:02,246 --> 01:03:05,046 Yeah -- uh, you know what I'm headed that way 1085 01:03:05,048 --> 01:03:06,915 myself so I'll just join you. 1086 01:03:07,517 --> 01:03:09,417 - Yeah? Which way is that? - Yeah. 1087 01:03:10,353 --> 01:03:13,088 Which, which way are you going again? 1088 01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:16,992 What? 1089 01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:33,001 Guess I'd better get going. 1090 01:04:34,503 --> 01:04:36,171 So long. 1091 01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:40,475 I'll sell Lassie for a hundred dollars. 1092 01:04:40,477 --> 01:04:43,411 - Deal. - Lassie you're mine now! 1093 01:04:58,294 --> 01:05:00,528 And so it is with blessed hearts 1094 01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:05,467 that we have gathered here today. 1095 01:05:08,538 --> 01:05:15,644 To join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1096 01:05:20,217 --> 01:05:21,283 Okay, how do I look? 1097 01:05:22,552 --> 01:05:24,419 Like you're going to a funeral. 1098 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:31,126 - Wish me luck. - Yeah good luck. 1099 01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:40,502 A moment like this only comes around once in a lifetime. 1100 01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:57,152 And indeed it is a rare and beautiful thing when 1101 01:05:57,154 --> 01:06:00,388 two people find in each other such a perfect match, and 1102 01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:03,291 decide to share a lifetime together. 1103 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,227 Wanna hold hands? 1104 01:06:07,396 --> 01:06:08,964 No. 1105 01:06:08,966 --> 01:06:11,433 - Too soon? - Yeah. 1106 01:06:11,435 --> 01:06:16,671 Allison and Aaron have shown their love to be true. 1107 01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:21,176 If there is anyone amongst us that believes that 1108 01:06:21,178 --> 01:06:25,613 these two should not be wed, speak now or forever 1109 01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:27,315 hold your peace. 1110 01:06:33,622 --> 01:06:35,490 Yeah I have something to say. 1111 01:07:33,116 --> 01:07:36,651 If there is anyone amongst us that believes that 1112 01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:41,089 these two should not be wed, speak now or 1113 01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:42,557 forever hold your peace. 1114 01:07:50,167 --> 01:07:51,533 Sorry, sorry. 1115 01:07:55,137 --> 01:07:56,371 - Do we have the ring? - Yeah. 1116 01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:58,406 - You okay? - Yeah I'm fine. 1117 01:08:00,676 --> 01:08:03,311 - You look nice. - Thanks, thank you, you too. 1118 01:08:03,313 --> 01:08:05,647 - Aaron, do you take - just cut a little... 1119 01:08:05,649 --> 01:08:08,216 - That's alright, it's okay. - Allison as your wife 1120 01:08:08,218 --> 01:08:09,851 - oh look at that. - In sickness and health 1121 01:08:09,853 --> 01:08:09,851 thank you. 1122 01:08:09,853 --> 01:08:13,388 For as long as you both shall live? 1123 01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:14,689 I do. 1124 01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:16,691 So beautiful. 1125 01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:16,691 - Shhh. - Yeah. 1126 01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:21,463 And Allison, do you take Aaron to be your husband 1127 01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:25,733 in sickness and in health in good times and bad for 1128 01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:27,769 as long as you both shall live? 1129 01:08:35,678 --> 01:08:36,478 I do. 1130 01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:42,550 Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you 1131 01:08:42,552 --> 01:08:45,587 husband and wife and you may now kiss the bride. 1132 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:20,488 - Here, let me pour this. - You wanna do the honors here? 1133 01:09:21,624 --> 01:09:24,692 Nice, okay! Oh, sorry. 1134 01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:28,496 You haven't touched your food. 1135 01:09:30,566 --> 01:09:31,733 Huh? 1136 01:09:31,735 --> 01:09:33,201 Your food. 1137 01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:36,237 Oh yeah. Not hungry I guess. 1138 01:09:36,239 --> 01:09:38,873 Isn't young love a beautiful thing? 1139 01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:40,542 - What's that? - Young love. 1140 01:09:40,544 --> 01:09:45,213 Young love! Yes, uh, it's great. It's great. 1141 01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:47,749 Is this your girlfriend? 1142 01:09:48,484 --> 01:09:51,419 No, her? No she's not my girlfriend. 1143 01:09:51,421 --> 01:09:52,921 I just met her a few days ago. 1144 01:09:54,323 --> 01:09:55,957 She makes dolls for a living. 1145 01:09:55,959 --> 01:09:57,959 - Oh that's nice. - Yeah. 1146 01:09:59,395 --> 01:10:02,664 That is nice. It's nice. 1147 01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:04,532 Everything is nice at a wedding. 1148 01:10:05,301 --> 01:10:07,235 Have you noticed that? 1149 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,537 Everything at a wedding's nice, the food's nice, 1150 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:12,473 the ceremony's nice, it's just nice. 1151 01:10:12,475 --> 01:10:15,410 Can't all be that nice, am I right? 1152 01:10:15,412 --> 01:10:20,915 Is it hot in here, are you guys -- it's hot, right? 1153 01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:23,318 You know what i mean, is it hot? 1154 01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,486 - I feel fine. - I'm fine. 1155 01:10:25,488 --> 01:10:26,588 Of course you feel fine. 1156 01:10:27,756 --> 01:10:28,990 Everything's fine to you. 1157 01:10:29,792 --> 01:10:31,626 What? 1158 01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:33,962 Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm... sorry. 1159 01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:37,699 Thank you for coming. 1160 01:10:42,538 --> 01:10:45,707 Alright, alright, it's that time we invite our bride 1161 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:48,776 and groom down for their very first dance as 1162 01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:53,915 Mr. and Mrs. Aaron stoller! 1163 01:10:55,352 --> 01:10:56,651 Come on give it up for them! 1164 01:10:58,288 --> 01:10:59,721 Look at this beautiful couple! 1165 01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:08,730 And now, for the song that played 1166 01:11:08,732 --> 01:11:11,366 the very first time they met. 1167 01:11:12,701 --> 01:11:13,868 Here it is. 1168 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:56,644 I'll be right back. 1169 01:12:03,353 --> 01:12:05,987 Where are you going -? 1170 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:33,614 'Sup man? 1171 01:12:33,616 --> 01:12:35,750 Oh hey, hey, what's up? 1172 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:40,822 You look white as a ghost. Somebody kill your cat? 1173 01:12:42,991 --> 01:12:44,926 My girlfriend's getting married in there. 1174 01:12:44,928 --> 01:12:46,761 Your girlfriend's getting married?? 1175 01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:48,663 Well, ex-girlfriend. 1176 01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:50,098 Oh shit. 1177 01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:51,799 That's messed up. 1178 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:02,877 Why not. Thanks. 1179 01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:03,878 Gotcha. 1180 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:09,517 - Better? - Little bit. 1181 01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:13,421 - What's your name? - Federico. 1182 01:13:13,423 --> 01:13:15,156 - Fredico? - Federico. 1183 01:13:15,158 --> 01:13:16,657 - Federico. - Yeah. 1184 01:13:16,659 --> 01:13:19,160 - Adam. - Adam, what's up. 1185 01:13:23,132 --> 01:13:24,165 What are you doing here if 1186 01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:26,868 your girlfriend's getting married? 1187 01:13:26,870 --> 01:13:29,404 Oh, uh, she's not my girl anymore, 1188 01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:33,141 and um, I'm happy for her. 1189 01:13:34,177 --> 01:13:36,978 - No I am. - Yeah okay. 1190 01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:38,746 - I am. - Uh huh. 1191 01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:42,517 I believe you. I'm good. 1192 01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:48,756 You know I used to have this goldfish. 1193 01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,625 His name was tom petty. 1194 01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:53,060 You named your goldfish tom petty? 1195 01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:53,961 Yeah. 1196 01:13:55,197 --> 01:13:56,764 Pretty cool name for a goldfish. 1197 01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:58,499 Yeah well he was a cool goldfish. 1198 01:13:58,501 --> 01:13:58,499 I bet. 1199 01:14:00,936 --> 01:14:02,804 Had tom petty for nine years. 1200 01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:02,804 Whoa. 1201 01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:06,040 Yeah and one day I'm cleaning out my sock 1202 01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:09,544 drawer, I turn, i look... 1203 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,481 He's gone. 1204 01:14:13,483 --> 01:14:15,783 Gone like someone stole him? 1205 01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:17,718 Gone like he died. 1206 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:20,154 Oh, yeah okay. Sorry. 1207 01:14:21,723 --> 01:14:23,491 So you know what I did then? 1208 01:14:23,493 --> 01:14:26,961 I ran down the block to the pet store, got me 1209 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:28,729 another fish. 1210 01:14:28,731 --> 01:14:30,998 - Just like that? - Just like that, man, 1211 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,168 just like that. I loved tom petty. 1212 01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:35,636 Who doesn't? 1213 01:14:38,006 --> 01:14:39,807 Heartbreakers. 1214 01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:40,908 The best! 1215 01:14:43,178 --> 01:14:44,545 Yeah. 1216 01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:48,049 'Lotta fish out there. 1217 01:14:52,254 --> 01:14:55,490 I see where you're going with this. 1218 01:14:55,492 --> 01:14:58,993 All due respect Frederico, i think people are a 1219 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:00,895 little harder than goldfish. 1220 01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:02,163 Yeah maybe. 1221 01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:04,699 Tell you what though, never gonna 1222 01:15:04,701 --> 01:15:06,767 have another tom petty again. 1223 01:15:11,039 --> 01:15:13,774 I do have a Bob Dylan though. 1224 01:15:19,081 --> 01:15:21,215 I really appreciate what you're trying to do. 1225 01:15:22,918 --> 01:15:24,886 You're a good man. 1226 01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:26,988 - You're a wise man. - Want to get high? 1227 01:15:28,290 --> 01:15:30,191 - Oh... - Oh yeah. 1228 01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:32,193 - No I probably shouldn't. - You sure? 1229 01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:35,029 Yeah it might get a little weird in there. But thank you. 1230 01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:35,029 Alright, cool. That's alright. 1231 01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:37,732 I should go back inside, actually. 1232 01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:38,766 Yeah. You can do this. 1233 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:42,103 You think? 1234 01:15:42,105 --> 01:15:45,039 You don't have to live your life like a refugee. 1235 01:15:46,942 --> 01:15:48,276 Fuckin' tom petty. 1236 01:15:48,278 --> 01:15:50,144 Tom petty. 1237 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:51,679 You mind if I get another 1238 01:15:51,681 --> 01:15:55,550 - little sip? Thanks. - Bro, take two, take two. 1239 01:15:56,752 --> 01:15:57,585 Okay. 1240 01:15:59,321 --> 01:16:00,821 Okay? You good? 1241 01:16:01,957 --> 01:16:05,159 Thank you, really. Thanks. 1242 01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:06,594 Go for it. 1243 01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:15,670 Into the great wide open. 1244 01:16:15,672 --> 01:16:16,904 My man. 1245 01:16:18,974 --> 01:16:20,875 He's fucked. 1246 01:16:21,343 --> 01:16:23,611 I'll see if he's over there! 1247 01:16:26,281 --> 01:16:29,250 - Smile! - No thanks. Fuckin' -- okay. 1248 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,020 Thank you. 1249 01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:42,630 Oh shit. 1250 01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:43,664 Excuse me. 1251 01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:52,840 Adam. 1252 01:16:52,842 --> 01:16:53,841 Wendy. 1253 01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:55,643 What? 1254 01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,011 I wasn't sure you'd make it. 1255 01:16:57,013 --> 01:16:59,380 Oh well here I am. 1256 01:16:59,382 --> 01:17:01,616 Honestly thought you were a goner. 1257 01:17:01,618 --> 01:17:02,984 Totally thought you'd bail. 1258 01:17:02,986 --> 01:17:03,851 What? 1259 01:17:03,853 --> 01:17:05,753 No, no. 1260 01:17:06,054 --> 01:17:07,254 You got balls. 1261 01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:08,222 Thanks! 1262 01:17:09,758 --> 01:17:11,292 And you look really handsome! 1263 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:11,292 Thanks. 1264 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:14,161 I was just thinking how pretty you looked. 1265 01:17:14,163 --> 01:17:16,797 Ah yes, always the charmer. 1266 01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,366 Apparently not charming enough. 1267 01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:21,802 I'm kidding. 1268 01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:24,939 This is, this is great, it's really nice. 1269 01:17:24,941 --> 01:17:29,810 Yeah it's very nice, everything is just so 1270 01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:31,679 nice. 1271 01:17:32,347 --> 01:17:32,346 - I was just saying that. - Mm. 1272 01:17:35,951 --> 01:17:39,353 You know, how many people can say that they're close 1273 01:17:39,355 --> 01:17:42,423 enough to go to each others' weddings no matter what? 1274 01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:45,159 That's rare! You guys have something special. 1275 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,794 Yeah, yeah. 1276 01:17:46,796 --> 01:17:48,396 You guys are always gonna be friends. 1277 01:17:50,365 --> 01:17:54,035 Friends is, friends is good. 1278 01:17:54,037 --> 01:17:55,970 What's better than that? 1279 01:17:58,106 --> 01:18:00,408 You know, I was always in your corner. 1280 01:18:02,277 --> 01:18:02,276 Get outta here. 1281 01:18:02,278 --> 01:18:06,213 No really you were always so sweet. 1282 01:18:06,215 --> 01:18:10,384 Aaron, is, he's just so perfect, you know? 1283 01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:13,020 Right, who wants that? 1284 01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,789 - Sounds awful! - You know what I mean! 1285 01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:19,894 No Aaron's good he's great but you were just a little 1286 01:18:19,896 --> 01:18:23,698 rough around the edges. It's endearing really. 1287 01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:27,768 Thanks, no I miss you guys. I do. She looks beautiful, 1288 01:18:27,770 --> 01:18:29,770 - by the way. - Yes she does. 1289 01:18:29,772 --> 01:18:31,772 She takes after her mother. 1290 01:18:33,341 --> 01:18:35,009 She does. 1291 01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:35,009 Uh oh. 1292 01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:40,247 Wendy is there anything your new son in law can't do? 1293 01:18:40,249 --> 01:18:43,184 Um, Susan, this is Adam. 1294 01:18:43,186 --> 01:18:46,887 Get your camera! Get your camera, you gotta see this! 1295 01:18:53,830 --> 01:18:56,764 Needless to say I wanted to do something special 1296 01:18:56,766 --> 01:18:59,934 for the big day, something personal. 1297 01:18:59,936 --> 01:19:02,303 But those of you who know me, and I think a lot of 1298 01:19:02,305 --> 01:19:05,906 you do, you know that I'm into learning new things. 1299 01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:09,343 He's good at everything. 1300 01:19:10,145 --> 01:19:12,213 Can't help it. 1301 01:19:12,814 --> 01:19:15,382 So I flew to Paris and i studied at Jean Pierre's 1302 01:19:15,384 --> 01:19:19,453 culinary school le petit parodie for six weeks, 1303 01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:19,453 five hours a day. 1304 01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:23,824 Hey, Allison loves all things Paris, am I right? 1305 01:19:23,826 --> 01:19:26,961 But I want to thank you Jean-Pierre, for teaching 1306 01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:30,898 me that French baking is an art, and it's an art 1307 01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:33,901 form and I know that now. 1308 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:37,772 - You are a natural. - You're amazing. 1309 01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:38,806 You're amazing Aaron! 1310 01:19:38,808 --> 01:19:40,407 Come on Robbie! 1311 01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:43,077 Stop! What a dick. 1312 01:19:44,347 --> 01:19:45,880 I'm just kidding. 1313 01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:47,882 Nice, Aaron, nice. Good one! 1314 01:19:47,884 --> 01:19:52,887 Without further ado, Allison, baby, this is for you. 1315 01:19:57,293 --> 01:19:59,260 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1316 01:20:00,295 --> 01:20:02,062 Hope you all like cake. 1317 01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:08,169 Everybody have fun. 1318 01:20:08,171 --> 01:20:09,170 Cheers! 1319 01:20:46,107 --> 01:20:49,877 Oh ha ha. You're doing me? Is that supposed to be me? 1320 01:20:51,246 --> 01:20:54,281 Yeah? Why don't you finger my dickhole, pal? 1321 01:20:55,450 --> 01:20:56,550 Whoa. 1322 01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:07,428 Oh boy. 1323 01:21:07,430 --> 01:21:08,996 Do you want to dance? 1324 01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:09,597 Ugh. 1325 01:21:11,900 --> 01:21:14,368 - Are you okay? - Not really, tallulah. 1326 01:21:14,370 --> 01:21:16,470 I just thought maybe you'd want to dance. 1327 01:21:16,472 --> 01:21:21,242 - Why would we do that? - Because it could be fun. 1328 01:21:25,213 --> 01:21:26,614 You know what? 1329 01:21:26,616 --> 01:21:28,082 Fuck it. 1330 01:21:28,950 --> 01:21:29,984 Let's boogie. 1331 01:21:32,889 --> 01:21:33,554 Sorry. 1332 01:21:34,122 --> 01:21:35,022 Come on. 1333 01:22:15,932 --> 01:22:17,197 It'll all work out. 1334 01:22:17,199 --> 01:22:18,165 You think so? 1335 01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:19,533 Yeah. 1336 01:22:19,535 --> 01:22:22,569 Every setback in life's an opportunity to grow. 1337 01:22:26,474 --> 01:22:27,574 That's stupid. 1338 01:22:29,010 --> 01:22:31,578 What are you like nine? 1339 01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:34,148 Call me when you get some hair on your balls. 1340 01:22:54,437 --> 01:22:55,602 I'm gonna tell you something about love. 1341 01:22:55,604 --> 01:22:59,373 Love is shitty, shitty shit. 1342 01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:01,542 It's shitty. 1343 01:23:02,544 --> 01:23:04,478 I'm not supposed to say that word. 1344 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,449 Yeah, well, you better start 'cause that's what love is. 1345 01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:13,754 Shit. 1346 01:23:15,223 --> 01:23:16,357 There you go. 1347 01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:58,399 Whoa whoa whoa that's too much, baby! 1348 01:23:58,401 --> 01:24:01,135 Come on, man! 1349 01:24:18,621 --> 01:24:18,619 Fuck yeah! 1350 01:24:29,532 --> 01:24:29,530 You're coming with me, baby. 1351 01:26:11,767 --> 01:26:13,600 This thing is so hard to walk in! 1352 01:26:15,370 --> 01:26:15,369 Oh, god. 1353 01:26:15,371 --> 01:26:17,638 Have you seen your grandmother? 1354 01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:18,839 Yeah, I know. 1355 01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:22,643 She's had a few to drink. 1356 01:26:22,645 --> 01:26:24,378 Just a little. 1357 01:26:26,915 --> 01:26:28,749 Okay girl, I'll see you out there. 1358 01:26:28,751 --> 01:26:29,883 Yeah, I just need a minute. 1359 01:26:29,885 --> 01:26:30,751 I'm sorry. 1360 01:26:30,753 --> 01:26:33,320 Thank you! 1361 01:26:53,976 --> 01:26:55,375 Jesus! 1362 01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:58,612 What are, what are you doing in here? 1363 01:26:58,614 --> 01:26:59,913 What are you doing in here? 1364 01:27:02,684 --> 01:27:03,650 You're wasted. 1365 01:27:03,652 --> 01:27:04,851 No I'm not. 1366 01:27:04,853 --> 01:27:06,453 I'm a little drunk. 1367 01:27:07,288 --> 01:27:09,423 Scale of one to ten how happy are you? Go! 1368 01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:11,758 - Whoa... - Don't even think about it! 1369 01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:12,993 Is it the best day of your life? 1370 01:27:14,495 --> 01:27:16,763 - Pretty close. - Whaaat? 1371 01:27:16,765 --> 01:27:19,366 That's so, that's good. 1372 01:27:19,368 --> 01:27:21,301 That's really good. 1373 01:27:22,870 --> 01:27:25,772 Can I, can I ask you something? 1374 01:27:27,675 --> 01:27:28,709 Maybe. 1375 01:27:30,678 --> 01:27:32,546 - Maybe don't. - Why didn't we do this? 1376 01:27:32,548 --> 01:27:35,482 - Adam... - No really why didn't, 1377 01:27:35,484 --> 01:27:37,451 why didn't it work? 1378 01:27:37,453 --> 01:27:38,685 We could have done this. 1379 01:27:38,687 --> 01:27:41,355 You know what, i can't answer that. 1380 01:27:44,993 --> 01:27:46,727 We should have done this. 1381 01:27:54,569 --> 01:27:56,837 You know they were playing that John Mayer song and I 1382 01:27:56,839 --> 01:28:00,741 was thinking about that day that I had my molar 1383 01:28:00,743 --> 01:28:05,379 removed and I was all hopped up on Vicodin, and I was 1384 01:28:05,381 --> 01:28:08,582 jumping on your bed singing 'my body is a wonderland.' 1385 01:28:08,584 --> 01:28:11,018 - I remember, yeah. - And I started singing 1386 01:28:11,020 --> 01:28:15,922 songs about like, the fate of my tooth. 1387 01:28:15,924 --> 01:28:18,325 Remember that? The, like what was going 1388 01:28:18,327 --> 01:28:20,527 to happen to him after he was out of my mouth. 1389 01:28:22,497 --> 01:28:25,432 - Timmy. - Timmy the tooth. 1390 01:28:26,567 --> 01:28:28,068 And you kept taking pictures of me on that 1391 01:28:28,070 --> 01:28:29,569 polaroid camera. 1392 01:28:29,571 --> 01:28:34,041 I remember you looking at one and you said 'i can't 1393 01:28:34,043 --> 01:28:38,045 believe this is the man I'm gonna marry.' 1394 01:28:42,850 --> 01:28:45,352 'i can't believe this is the man I'm gonna marry.' 1395 01:28:45,354 --> 01:28:46,953 you said it. 1396 01:28:50,491 --> 01:28:52,893 Yeah I remember that. I still have the picture. 1397 01:28:55,563 --> 01:28:56,463 You do? 1398 01:28:57,999 --> 01:28:59,066 Well, um -- 1399 01:28:59,068 --> 01:29:00,767 Adam, I can't do this right now. 1400 01:29:00,769 --> 01:29:02,035 Please. 1401 01:29:02,037 --> 01:29:05,372 If not now, when? When, so --? 1402 01:29:05,374 --> 01:29:06,707 Okay, um... 1403 01:29:09,744 --> 01:29:12,079 - It wasn't just one thing. - How many things was it? 1404 01:29:12,081 --> 01:29:15,349 Okay you were there, it was a combination of different 1405 01:29:15,351 --> 01:29:16,783 things and it... 1406 01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,621 What are you doing? What is this? 1407 01:29:21,623 --> 01:29:23,757 - What is, wait... - Are you okay? 1408 01:29:23,759 --> 01:29:25,359 You're just gonna ambush me in the bathroom? 1409 01:29:25,361 --> 01:29:25,359 - Ambush? - Yeah you're ambushing. 1410 01:29:25,361 --> 01:29:28,695 Oh, get outta here this is not an ambush. 1411 01:29:28,697 --> 01:29:30,697 You know I knew you were gonna do this, I knew it. 1412 01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:31,898 Then why did you invite me if you 1413 01:29:31,900 --> 01:29:31,898 knew I was gonna do this? 1414 01:29:31,900 --> 01:29:34,668 Because Adam I thought that i could invite you and -- 1415 01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:36,703 no I know, because, because, there's 1416 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:39,806 a part of you that wanted me to. 1417 01:29:41,075 --> 01:29:43,477 I think some part of you, some part of you wanted me 1418 01:29:43,479 --> 01:29:46,012 to save you from making the biggest mistake of your life. 1419 01:29:47,115 --> 01:29:51,818 Because some part of you knows what I know. 1420 01:29:51,820 --> 01:29:53,987 And what is that? 1421 01:29:56,557 --> 01:29:58,992 That you're an alien from another planet. 1422 01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:01,061 - Oh my god. - You are. 1423 01:30:01,063 --> 01:30:03,130 And the only other alien from 1424 01:30:03,132 --> 01:30:05,732 your planet on this earth... 1425 01:30:07,902 --> 01:30:09,436 Is me. 1426 01:30:10,471 --> 01:30:14,574 Adam, you romanticize the past. 1427 01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:17,110 I mean it wasn't, it wasn't all perfect. 1428 01:30:17,112 --> 01:30:19,012 I know, I know. 1429 01:30:19,014 --> 01:30:22,449 But it was, it was pretty damn good. 1430 01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:25,685 It was pretty good. 1431 01:30:26,921 --> 01:30:28,789 It was alright. 1432 01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:31,792 - We used to laugh so much. - We did used to laugh a lot. 1433 01:30:31,794 --> 01:30:33,460 You dummy. 1434 01:30:34,863 --> 01:30:36,463 You dumb. 1435 01:30:39,734 --> 01:30:40,600 Adam. 1436 01:30:41,636 --> 01:30:42,869 What? 1437 01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:44,070 I'm sorry. 1438 01:30:46,174 --> 01:30:47,841 Why'd you do that? 1439 01:30:47,843 --> 01:30:51,912 I thought, I was trying to, I'm getting you back. 1440 01:30:51,914 --> 01:30:54,514 No! You're not! 1441 01:30:55,683 --> 01:30:56,616 Why not? 1442 01:31:03,691 --> 01:31:10,197 I, is he, we were good, is he that much better than me? 1443 01:31:10,199 --> 01:31:12,132 - Adam... - No really, really! 1444 01:31:12,134 --> 01:31:14,835 He plays tennis, he's great at tennis! Is it because 1445 01:31:14,837 --> 01:31:17,070 - I don't play tennis?? - Keep your voice down please! 1446 01:31:25,746 --> 01:31:27,247 You know I asked you here... 1447 01:31:29,717 --> 01:31:31,918 Maybe, maybe I shouldn't have. 1448 01:31:35,256 --> 01:31:39,226 I asked you here because i thought you could be my friend. 1449 01:31:40,194 --> 01:31:44,097 I really didn't want to hurt you, I, I don't know, 1450 01:31:44,099 --> 01:31:49,269 I just, I just wanted you to be here. 1451 01:31:50,238 --> 01:31:52,606 And I wanted you to be part of this. 1452 01:31:52,608 --> 01:31:55,075 You just don't change, Adam, and... 1453 01:31:57,111 --> 01:31:59,179 I, I did. 1454 01:32:00,248 --> 01:32:04,017 And I'm sorry. So sorry. 1455 01:32:04,019 --> 01:32:06,253 I'm... 1456 01:32:09,023 --> 01:32:10,223 I just want you to know that -- 1457 01:32:14,195 --> 01:32:14,995 oh. 1458 01:32:14,997 --> 01:32:14,995 Hey. 1459 01:32:14,997 --> 01:32:17,597 Hey, your dad wants to give a toast. 1460 01:32:17,599 --> 01:32:19,833 - Yeah. - Aaron's looking for you. 1461 01:32:21,636 --> 01:32:23,603 - Wait, wait! Just one -- - no. 1462 01:32:32,581 --> 01:32:36,750 Hey hey look at you! 1463 01:32:36,752 --> 01:32:38,885 It couldn't get any better than this! 1464 01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:40,287 I don't think there's another man in the whole 1465 01:32:40,289 --> 01:32:44,958 wide world as suited for my daughter as Aaron. 1466 01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:46,593 Aaron! 1467 01:32:46,595 --> 01:32:49,129 You've become like a son to me. 1468 01:32:49,131 --> 01:32:50,630 You're not so much of a fisherman! 1469 01:32:53,201 --> 01:32:55,135 But I think there's time. 1470 01:32:55,137 --> 01:33:00,907 Because I know today is just the first in many 1471 01:33:00,909 --> 01:33:06,046 happy days to come, and so let us raise a glass! 1472 01:33:10,151 --> 01:33:12,319 Here's to the rest of your life! 1473 01:33:25,066 --> 01:33:26,833 Wow. 1474 01:33:39,615 --> 01:33:41,147 Way to go dipshit. 1475 01:33:55,129 --> 01:33:56,196 Whoa. 1476 01:33:58,299 --> 01:34:01,267 Whoa whoa whoa, easy does it. 1477 01:34:09,143 --> 01:34:12,746 Wait wait wait wait! 1478 01:34:12,748 --> 01:34:14,247 Shhhh. 1479 01:34:24,925 --> 01:34:26,292 Oh! 1480 01:34:29,730 --> 01:34:30,864 Aaron. 1481 01:34:32,867 --> 01:34:34,367 Actually really good. 1482 01:35:59,153 --> 01:36:01,054 I'm okay. 1483 01:36:05,993 --> 01:36:07,761 I'm sorry. 1484 01:36:14,769 --> 01:36:16,402 Bye.