1 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:07,299 Derek: Say hello to idiosa dartellum 7, 2 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,601 or the ID-7 virus. 3 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:13,305 Nasty-looking little fucker, huh? 4 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,807 For the uninitiated, 5 00:01:14,809 --> 00:01:18,277 the ID-7 strain makes stress hormone levels rise, 6 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:21,080 blocks neural paths, essentially attacking our ID 7 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:23,148 and throwing off a very important balance 8 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,784 in our brains... 9 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:28,420 The balance between emotions and reason 10 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,689 that keep us from doing stupid shit, 11 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:33,625 thinks like punching your boss in the face when angry 12 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:36,228 or fucking your date in public when horny. 13 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:38,230 That balance is temporarily severed, 14 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,698 causing inhibitions to drop 15 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,101 and basic instincts to rise to the surface 16 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:43,435 as the infected fall victim 17 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:46,672 to what experts call emotional hijacking. 18 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:49,508 Social media has tagged it the red-eye virus 19 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,543 for obvious reasons. 20 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,520 So in a nutshell, 21 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:04,556 basic human dignity takes a sick leave. 22 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,558 The first reported case of the red-eye virus 23 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,161 occurred 18 months ago in des moines, Iowa, 24 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,829 and quickly spread around the world. 25 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,665 Since then, there have been over 1,000 confirmed outbreaks 26 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,534 reported globally, over half of which 27 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,402 are in the United States alone. 28 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:20,239 The CDC is optimistic they can contain the virus immediately 29 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,740 through mandated quarantines, 30 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,142 and the nation will be virus-free 31 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,543 by the end of the year 32 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,411 as antibodies are being aggressively tested. 33 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,413 They also state the virus isn't lethal, 34 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,549 which is technically true. 35 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:35,654 But while the virus can't kill, the infected, or redders, can. 36 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,825 Introducing Mr. nevil Reed, 37 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:42,761 the first redder to be officially cleared for murder. 38 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:55,407 Derek: His legal defense alleged 39 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,442 that those infected with the ID-7 strain 40 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:59,211 can't control their emotions 41 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:01,446 and therefore are not liable for the resulting actions. 42 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,849 And thanks to a loophole, the case was dismissed. 43 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,584 So nevil lost his shit, 44 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:08,187 stabbed a co-worker repeatedly in the face till dead 45 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,589 and walked thanks a doctor's note. 46 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,491 God bless the justice system. 47 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,703 Welcome to the home of towers & Smythe consulting, 48 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,472 the corporate scumbags hired by the bigger corporate scumbags 49 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,474 in the landmark nevil Reed case. 50 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:35,881 Tsc is a firm fueled by greed, duplicity, and moral decay, 51 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,250 a place that ironically screens their job applicants 52 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:41,587 for honesty, loyalty, and integrity. 53 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:48,327 Qualities I had in spades when I was fresh-faced 54 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,862 and ready to take on the world my first day here. 55 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,365 And here's me six months later -- 56 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,901 late nights, no respect, the bad coffee, 57 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,237 all the shit that comes with paying your dues. 58 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,005 But none of it could slow me down. 59 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,808 I was striving for the success my family never had, 60 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:06,278 a seat at the big kids' table with all the fixings, 61 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,814 all while paying back those goddamn student loans. 62 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,020 But the higher I rose, 63 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:18,257 the more I felt like I was losing myself in the process. 64 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:20,792 And after discovering that loophole that won the Reed case, 65 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:23,528 the requisite promotion quickly followed. 66 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:24,796 But by then, it didn't matter 67 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,531 that I thought he was guilty as fuck. 68 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,567 I just wanted the corner office. 69 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,969 And for my sins, they gave me one. 70 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:35,007 What a dick. 71 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:48,520 Towers and Smythe. 72 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:13,645 Man: I mean, how fucking stupid can you get? 73 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,380 -I'm sorry. I -- -oh, you're sorry? 74 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:16,915 I don't fucking pay you to be fucking sorry, Jenny. 75 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,750 -Morning, hey. Morning, hey. -Not now, Derek. 76 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,052 Dude, you got to see this. You got to see this. 77 00:05:20,054 --> 00:05:21,453 -Come over here. -What's up? 78 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,588 I just got this today. 79 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:27,326 Oh, man, last year's Christmas party. 80 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:29,561 That looks like you. 81 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:34,066 Yeah. That's you. 82 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:35,767 Where'd you get that? 83 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,602 Oh, I googled "a small-dick douche 84 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,738 makes assistant work hard for fake promise of a raise," 85 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:43,775 and it was just, like, top search result, like, number one. 86 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:46,611 Listen, leave her alone or I'll sell this to your wife 87 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,815 for half of the half she'll get from your divorce. 88 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,516 It's a good talk, bro. 89 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,453 Thank you. 90 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,826 Derek: May not be much... Morning, miles. 91 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,494 ...but I'll take whatever goodwill I can pillage 92 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:05,364 to sleep better at night. 93 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:08,600 Thank god for coffee, right? 94 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,369 Your 9:00 A.M. is in meeting room three. 95 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,871 -Where is my coffee cup? -Don't know. Also, I -- 96 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,906 do you know who took it? 97 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,675 No. But I can get you another one. 98 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:19,711 Derek: I don't want another mug. I want my mug. 99 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,681 Yep, David from vanda corp. 100 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,516 Derek. Derek. 101 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,952 -What? -David, line one. 102 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:29,588 Okay. Put him on. 103 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,058 David, I was just about to call you. 104 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,659 Lucy: David? Who the hell's David? 105 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,094 It's Lucy. 106 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,563 Miles, this is my sister. 107 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,898 I'm sorry. 108 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,800 Lucy: It is so hard to get you on the phone. 109 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,034 I just wanted to see if you were coming up 110 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,169 for my birthday next month. 111 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,771 Yeah. Um... 112 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:48,507 No, actually. I'm so sorry. 113 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,175 I will not be able to make it to your birthday. 114 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,477 But I will totally make it up to you. 115 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:53,812 Lucy: Well, if you're not gonna show up, 116 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,148 at least paint me something cool. 117 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:57,649 How do you know i started painting? 118 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,050 Lucy: Miles said you're pretty good. 119 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,719 -Oh, did he? -Lucy: Yeah. 120 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,821 You should sign up for art classes or something. 121 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,891 I don't have time for art classes. 122 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:08,427 Lucy: Yeah. You don't have time for anything. 123 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:13,198 Yes. You are correct. 124 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,666 I do not have time for anything. 125 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,468 I don't have time for this conversation. 126 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,170 -But I love you very much. -Lucy: Wait, Derek. I just -- 127 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:19,805 -i wanted to talk to you more. -Thank you so much for calling. 128 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,006 I got to go. I love you. Bye. 129 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:33,819 What's my 9:00? 130 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:36,588 Woman: Good morning. Pat Sorenson's office. 131 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,860 -Right this way, sir. -Great. Thanks. 132 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,864 How can I help you? 133 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,732 My client wants to pay this overdue debt 134 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,200 to reverse the foreclosure. 135 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:25,003 We just need tsc to tell the bank to allow more time. 136 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,671 I'm sorry to inform you, 137 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,974 but our client has a strong no-refinance policy. 138 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,909 Then what do I tell mine? 139 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,777 Would you be open to discussing the possibility 140 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,212 of a deed in lieu? 141 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:40,952 Mm. You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? 142 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,921 -You should see a lawyer. -I am a lawyer. 143 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,824 If you were a lawyer, you would know what a deed in lieu is. 144 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:49,060 You're one of the borrowers, aren't you? 145 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,662 So what's a deed in lieu? 146 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,930 It doesn't matter. 147 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,231 Bank wouldn't agree to it anyway. 148 00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:59,170 Look, you're not the first borrower 149 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:02,073 to try to pull this kind of scam. 150 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:05,877 Miss, this is a non-smoking room. 151 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,746 So come stop me, suit. 152 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,321 Wait. 153 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,326 We just need two more months. 154 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,828 Families are involved here, but nobody listens, 155 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:27,098 not the banks, not the lawyers. 156 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,734 I can't get past their damn secretaries. 157 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,704 Look, I am very sorry this is happening to you. 158 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,873 -Then don't kick me out. -The bank is kicking you out. 159 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,576 -The bank is your client. -It's the firm's client. 160 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,277 The firm's partners call the shots. 161 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:46,918 No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood. 162 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,787 My mother used to say that. 163 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:54,159 Now I understand what it means. 164 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,894 Is there anything else i can do to help? 165 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,262 Melanie: You can start by telling me 166 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,297 the partner calling the shots on the case. 167 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:02,000 Sure. That would be... 168 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,942 Oh, shit. 169 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,344 Irene Smythe. 170 00:10:12,346 --> 00:10:14,245 Well, I want a word with this Irene Smythe 171 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,081 or whoever right now. 172 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:19,217 Sure. Let me get her on the phone. 173 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,358 -This way, ma'am. -Get off me! 174 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,661 We're not done here! 175 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,230 I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue all of you! 176 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,766 Fuckers! 177 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:42,741 You're in deep shit, too! 178 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:46,177 You're in deep shit. 179 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,379 Brenda wasn't feeling well, 180 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:49,347 so I had to go out to the penthouse 181 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,949 to cover for her for a bit. 182 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,283 Uh-huh. 183 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:55,220 Turns out the boss is meeting with Kara, 184 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,789 and I'm pretty sure they were talking about 185 00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,659 you fucking up a vanda corp case or something. 186 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,428 Wait, what? Are you -- 187 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:06,698 I don't work vanda corp. That's Kara's client. 188 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,766 I know, right? 189 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,702 Oh, no. 190 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,325 Man: How can I help you? 191 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,428 Derek Cho. Need an access code to the eighth floor. 192 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,329 Man: To see whom? 193 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,700 Derek: Kara Powell, director of operations, 194 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,134 not effective for client matters, 195 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,469 but with all things related 196 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,705 to navigating internal company politics, 197 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,973 she's fuckin' Mussolini. 198 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,242 - We call her the siren. 199 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,978 Derek: She's got the boss's ear. 200 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,281 And her songs are sweet poison. 201 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:02,120 Man: Mr. Cho. 202 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,254 Mr. Cho. 203 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,828 To see...Kara Powell. 204 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:13,398 Man: One moment, please. 205 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:18,770 Your pass code is 7-8-5-star-9-5. 206 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,113 Ray: You expected me to create a dedicated office mobile app 207 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,280 with servers that run on hamster wheels. 208 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,416 Ray, stop talking. 209 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,185 If I hear another whining excuse from you, 210 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,386 I'll make sure you're back to building 211 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,422 porn-site banner ads by lunch. 212 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,157 Do you understand me? 213 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,959 Ray: Yes, fine. 214 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,194 The siren: So stop playing video games in your troll cave 215 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:46,965 and get the interoffice apps updated asap, okay, sweetie? 216 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,900 Okay. Thank you so much. Bye-bye. 217 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,069 Asshole. 218 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,438 -What I can do for you? -That's a nice mug. 219 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,906 Where'd you get it? 220 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,142 I told my assistant to get me one. 221 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,376 And where did she get it? 222 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,145 Meg! 223 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:03,815 Derek here wants to know where you got the mug. 224 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,817 From a kitchen downstairs. 225 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,787 Okay. And why did you choose that one? 226 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,255 Meg: Because the other ones were filthy. 227 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,956 Derek: And why do you think this one wasn't? 228 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,825 Meg: Because the maid cleaned it. 229 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,462 Derek: Incorrect. I cleaned this mug because this mug is mine. 230 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,230 And what's mine is mine. 231 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,232 And what's yours is yours. 232 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,867 You're getting to a point. 233 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,469 Vanda corp is your client. 234 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,371 That blood's on your hands. 235 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,506 Oh. Oh, so now you want to share. 236 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,109 Derek: I can't share what isn't mine. 237 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,511 Vanda corp has filed more than 100 account cases 238 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,180 through us in the last two years. 239 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,115 Well, then I hope they have a good case manager. 240 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,150 You mean managers. 241 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,120 No one can work a client that big without delegating. 242 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,556 And according to the annual work distribution sheet... 243 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:47,192 That hasn't been updated in years. 244 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:51,095 ...one of vanda corp's complaint cases was assigned... 245 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:55,200 ...to you. 246 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,035 File 45a. 247 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,840 I'm being set up. 248 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,514 Wow. Heads will roll. 249 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,449 This will cost vanda -- 250 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,984 give me this. 251 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,523 -This was planted. -I'll cut you a deal. 252 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,425 -Plead guilty. -Not guilty. 253 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,493 The corpse was found inside your office. 254 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,996 You knew exactly where to find it. 255 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,431 Do you want to take this upstairs? 256 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,500 Great idea. Take your file. 257 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,605 The siren: Want to swipe your key card, 258 00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:35,273 or should I swipe mine? 259 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,543 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. 260 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,378 You don't have clearance. 261 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,117 My bad. 262 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,119 Don't you worry, little one. 263 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,021 Daddy will pay for abandoning you 264 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,957 and leaving you to die in that cold, dirty dumpster. 265 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,993 No, no. You died when you drowned 266 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,461 because mommy left you in the bathtub 267 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,463 while she went shopping for shoes. 268 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,466 But don't worry. Daddy will make her pay. 269 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,668 Too bad mommy outranks daddy. 270 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,403 Derek: Mommy's a backstabbing bitch. 271 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,372 The siren: That's why mommy outranks daddy. 272 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,076 -Brenda, what's his mood? -Brenda: He's drawing. 273 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,379 Oh, shit. 274 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:18,583 John towers, capital "t" in tsc, king of the castle, 275 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,653 top of the food chain, and total fucking maniac -- 276 00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:25,023 you know, your typical American success story. 277 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,692 Did I mention that he also dabbles in the fine arts? 278 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,198 Tell me what you see here. 279 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,702 I see that those soldiers' lives are in danger, sir. 280 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,203 Do you think they'll make it? 281 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,672 No, sir. The fuse is too short. 282 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,407 It's too late to run. 283 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,208 And what do you think they should be doing instead? 284 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,443 May I, sir? 285 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,577 Hmm. 286 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,423 So simple and yet so effective. 287 00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,958 Can you see it, Derek? 288 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,493 Can you see the solution to our problem here? 289 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,096 I think you mean her problem because she was the one that -- 290 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,465 give me the file. 291 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,701 This is our bomb. 292 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:12,203 The fuse is already burning. 293 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,373 So should we run like cowards and die? 294 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,275 We are brave, sir. 295 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,979 I'm so glad you said that, because any second now, 296 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,348 vanda corp is gonna find out about this mess, 297 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,184 and I'm gonna need some scalps. 298 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,253 So, who dropped the ball? 299 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,622 I hate pointing fingers, but may I suggest 300 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,592 you check the annual work distribution sheet? 301 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:38,262 Someone cooked the fucking worksheet. 302 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,231 Sir. 303 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,433 Go on. 304 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,536 Have you noticed that whenever there's a problem like this, 305 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:50,375 it's almost always the same soldier involved? 306 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:54,545 Because down in the trenches, we have all noticed. 307 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:58,249 And we wonder if discharging this problem soldier 308 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,019 might be the solution to preventing this kind of mess 309 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,788 from ever happening again. 310 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,423 And who would that be? 311 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,591 May I? 312 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,711 Thank you, Derek. You can leave. 313 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,279 Let's discuss. 314 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,380 Yes, sir. 315 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,115 -I -- -leave. 316 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,333 You got a sec? 317 00:17:54,808 --> 00:18:02,480 Ahhh-ummmm. 318 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,219 Nothing like a little power meditation. 319 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:12,156 This one's new. Declan's walking already? 320 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:17,095 Wobbling, actually, like you were last Friday night. 321 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,496 Thanks for the ride, by the way. 322 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,431 Thanks for puking in my car. 323 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,433 That's what friends are for. 324 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,636 So debrief me. What happened? 325 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,539 Just found someone else's shit swept under my carpet. 326 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,408 What kind of shit? 327 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,610 Vanda corp shit. 328 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,846 It's a seven-figure mistake. I didn't even touch the file. 329 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:37,248 Ah, don't sweat it. 330 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,850 Those clowns working vanda corp 331 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:41,552 are a bunch of a serial screw-ups. 332 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,122 Look, I realize you might not want to divulge -- 333 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,458 the siren. 334 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:51,729 All right. Let's take a beat to strategize. 335 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,831 Since the promotion, you could possibly 336 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,666 be in charge of a case that big 337 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,536 but not big enough to be untouchable. 338 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,539 That's why she chose you. You're the perfect fall guy. 339 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,510 So before even taking this upstairs -- 340 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:09,647 you already took this upstairs and made a mess of things. 341 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,817 Fuck. 342 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,686 Say I punch a rhino in the face. 343 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,623 Would you call that brave or stupid? 344 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,424 Brave... 345 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,460 And stupid. 346 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,429 See how bravery and stupidity can overlap? 347 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,832 Now that you understand that, let me give her a call 348 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,434 and see if I can't find a way to cut you a deal. 349 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,336 She already offered me a deal. 350 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,274 I told her to suck it and that this is war. 351 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,542 War is over, moron. 352 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,311 -Come on in, Kara. -How so? 353 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:43,347 Natural selection happened. Pack your shit. 354 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,584 -Boxes are on the second floor. -You're fucking kidding me. 355 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,786 Derek, calm down. 356 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,721 You blew him, didn't you? 357 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,624 Like I need to stoop to that level. 358 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:58,863 Now...Get the fuck out of my face. 359 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,798 I'm taking this to the nine. 360 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,402 Sure. Good luck with that. 361 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,404 And I want my mug back. 362 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,809 The nine, the company's board of directors. 363 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:15,513 Good morning, everybody. This is the vanda corp file. 364 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,848 Derek: No one here goes up or down without their vote. 365 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,284 Rumor has it that they're actually cybernetic organisms, 366 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,620 but that hasn't been officially confirmed yet. 367 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,355 Now, there's a common misconception 368 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,557 about the death gesture during gladiatorial combat. 369 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,492 The actual phrase used in Roman texts 370 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,628 doesn't translate as thumbs down, 371 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,230 but rather thumbs turned. 372 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,531 Personally, I think we should hang, 373 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,800 draw and quarter the little fucker. 374 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:39,937 But, you know, that's just me. So let's vote. 375 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,372 Derek: That's because the Victors 376 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,673 finished off their opponents 377 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,508 with a sword thrust across the throat. 378 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:48,613 So it's unanimous. Call Lester. 379 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:52,016 Derek: Enter Lester mcgill, head of human resources. 380 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,819 No, not her. That guy. 381 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,658 He takes care of the firm's layoffs. 382 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:05,930 He's as cold as his methods are efficient, a perfect fit here. 383 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,567 Naturally, we call him the reaper, 384 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,868 and he's the last person 385 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,404 you want to see standing at your doorway. 386 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,909 Mind if I come in...Derek? 387 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,778 Derek: If I said no? 388 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,880 Thank you. 389 00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:30,955 D-do you even know what happened? 390 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,690 I don't care what happened. 391 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,359 You must be good friends with Kara, then. 392 00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:39,430 I hope she dies promptly. 393 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,898 Glad we're on the same page. 394 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,869 Um, the nine listen to you, and I have proof that... 395 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,437 -Sign here... -...This was not my mist-- 396 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,805 ...and here. 397 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,441 What the hell are you doing? 398 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,376 My job. 399 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,045 So you are on her side. 400 00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:57,748 I'm on the right side. Always am. 401 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,917 That's why it's me firing you. 402 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:02,853 Fuck you. 403 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:07,058 Sign these documents from upstairs 404 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:09,927 so I can clear accounting to transfer your severance pay 405 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,796 into your account. 406 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,770 Derek: Do you know what this is? 407 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,539 This is a statement saying 408 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:24,041 that I take full responsibility over the vanda corp mess. 409 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:27,611 I'll have to file that under "n" for "not my problem." 410 00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,814 I could be disbarred. 411 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,016 I could face legal action from the client. 412 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,884 I'm just the messenger, Derek. 413 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:37,121 Yelling at me is like yelling at your watch because you're late. 414 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,090 Why would I sign this crap? 415 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,594 To get rich. 416 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,599 Wow. 417 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,836 Glad to see we're now on the same page. 418 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:58,376 Glad to see I'm not. 419 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,544 You want to do this the hard way? 420 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:03,447 I want to do this the right way. 421 00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,850 I want to speak with him and the nine. 422 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:08,386 Executive decisions are not subject to appeal. 423 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,521 This one fucking better be 424 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:13,524 because I'm not leaving this building until I plead my case. 425 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:14,558 Understood. 426 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,002 Man: This building is under quarantine. 427 00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,503 Get back inside. 428 00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:39,944 Man: What's going on here? 429 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,479 You can't tell me... 430 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,814 -What the... -...Hell is going on? 431 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,049 One of our pathogen sniffers 432 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,750 in the building's ventilation system 433 00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:48,886 picked up traces of the ID-7 virus. 434 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:50,254 And who authorized you 435 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,223 to install a sniffer in my building anyway? 436 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:53,891 Since the outbreak in des moines, 437 00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:56,160 detection devices are now legally required 438 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,561 in public places. 439 00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,530 Des moines. Fuck. 440 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:00,898 Woman: According to our projections, 441 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,633 those infected in the building 442 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:07,204 will begin to display symptoms soon, if not already. 443 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,740 Our experts have already released a neutralizer 444 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,509 into your ventilation system. 445 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,711 All traces of the virus should be eliminated 446 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,646 in approximately eight hours. 447 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,549 Until then, this building is officially under quarantine. 448 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,784 So what are we supposed to do for the next eight hours? 449 00:25:20,786 --> 00:25:23,554 Try to remain calm. 450 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,656 Derek: So there I was getting the shit kicked out of me 451 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,725 on the lobby floor by this asshole. 452 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:33,864 And then...Something...Happened! 453 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,066 -Aah! -I don't want to remain calm! 454 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,601 I want this fixed. 455 00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:43,240 Hey. It's me. It's me. 456 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,242 -You all right? -I think I just -- 457 00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:46,944 I think I just punched a rhino in the face. 458 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,712 -What? -He attacked me. 459 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,948 And then i-i just kicked his ass. 460 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,750 --Whoo! 461 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:54,084 I'm going to go talk to the nine. 462 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:55,052 -No. -Yeah. 463 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,687 Fuck this place! 464 00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,822 This mess is a blessing in disguise, trust me. 465 00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:00,624 You don't want to end up like me. 466 00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:02,326 What are you talking about? You have everything figured out! 467 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:03,961 No, Derek. 468 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:06,063 This -- this -- this meditation and this incense, 469 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,898 it's all bullshit. 470 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,667 You think I like the taste of Kale? 471 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:12,570 Come on! I'm fuckin' dead inside. 472 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:15,339 But they have me wrong. I have to tell them. 473 00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:17,975 Do you have any idea what they're capable of? 474 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:20,010 Just -- just -- just hide out in your office 475 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,579 until the virus subsides, 476 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:24,048 then walk out those doors and don't look back. 477 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,717 Free as a bird. 478 00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:27,985 All right? 479 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,219 -Okay. -Okay. 480 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,655 -Okay. -Now come on. 481 00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:33,691 Put some peanut butter in your wheatgrass shot. 482 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:34,959 What do you say? 483 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,601 Motherfucker! 484 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:46,036 Until the quarantine is over, we'll need your cooperation 485 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:48,272 to keep the situation under control. 486 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,241 We know better than anyone else that this virus 487 00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:54,345 turns people into maniacs or blathering idiots. 488 00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:56,013 As you may know, 489 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:58,282 the virus triggers a breakdown of moral barriers, 490 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,784 unleashing repressed emotions in the infected, 491 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:04,355 including anger, depression, fear, lust. 492 00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:05,923 Like cocaine? 493 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:08,225 An infected individual would make a coke addict 494 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:10,294 look like a model citizen by comparison. 495 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:12,663 But we still feel normal. 496 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:15,399 Woman: The virus can cause drastic mood swings 497 00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:18,769 with potentially violent and severe consequences. 498 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,672 It would be best if stressful work-related situations 499 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:22,906 were avoided. 500 00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:24,108 Yeah. I'm going to come to your house, 501 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,809 and I'm going to fucking kill you! 502 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,044 Bye, mom. 503 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:29,146 Woman: Antidepressants, stimulants, 504 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:32,383 even caffeine can accelerate the virus's effect. 505 00:27:32,385 --> 00:27:35,686 Meg, make more fucking coffee! 506 00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:49,066 So, what happens when 287 employees 507 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:54,138 with average billing rates of $200 an hour 508 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:58,275 stop working for eight hours? 509 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:02,713 You don't know? 510 00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:10,354 I lose half a million dollars! 511 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:13,757 Now, crack your whips. Everybody goes back to work. 512 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:17,094 And if they don't like it, they are terminated immediately 513 00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:18,696 and no severance packages. 514 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:20,164 Put the fear of me in them. 515 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,066 What now? 516 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:24,368 Woman: Derek Cho wants clearance to come up. 517 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,904 -What for? -Woman: He said he reconsidered, 518 00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:29,973 but he wants to have a word with you and the nine first. 519 00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:37,381 Man: Your pass code is 8-star-1-9-9, fuck-head. 520 00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:46,123 Fuck you! 521 00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:49,059 No, no. 522 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:50,194 No, up. 523 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:52,129 Up. Up. 524 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,498 Let me the fuck up! 525 00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:59,903 Ohh! 526 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:06,310 Colton snyder, aka the bull, the boss' unofficial left hook. 527 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:10,881 Nobody knows his exact job description. 528 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:13,183 But whenever there's a hint of something dirty going on... 529 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:15,753 -Take his phone. -...There he is. 530 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,332 The boss: Hello, Derek. 531 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:29,967 Uh, look, I am so sorry 532 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:31,468 we didn't get a chance to meet again. 533 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:34,972 Uh, things came up. You know how it is. 534 00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:37,141 Now, I know what you're thinking -- 535 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:39,009 "nevil Reed, he got away with murder. 536 00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:41,211 Maybe I can have a little fun here." 537 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:45,983 Did you really think that i didn't see that coming? 538 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:49,219 Actually, I was just gonna ask for my job back. 539 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:52,089 But I like your idea, too. 540 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:55,392 The boss: Well, I'm going to beat you to the punch. 541 00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:59,062 Oh, ow. Now, that sounds like it hurt. 542 00:29:59,064 --> 00:30:01,465 -Is he hurt? -Yes, sir. 543 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,534 The boss: Is he crying? 544 00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:05,169 No, sir. 545 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,404 The boss: Well, why isn't he fucking crying?! 546 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:17,080 He is now, sir. 547 00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:18,949 The boss: Now, I want to hear a bone break. 548 00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:21,218 They say the femur is the most difficult bone in the body 549 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:23,887 to break, but I'll settle for a pinkie. 550 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:26,857 Ewan: I'm coming, Derek. 551 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:34,198 What's happening? 552 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,599 Motherfuckers! 553 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:47,511 Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on in there? 554 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,890 Ewan? 555 00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:07,931 I...Smell... 556 00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:09,499 Toast. 557 00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:14,504 Ewan. 558 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:16,073 Ewan! 559 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:17,407 -Ewan! -Ewan? 560 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:19,409 Derek: Ewan! 561 00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:20,878 You killed Ewan? 562 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,413 There's been an accident. 563 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:26,149 Do you have any idea how many billable hours 564 00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:28,218 I'm gonna lose until I find a replacement? 565 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,520 The bull: I'm worried about the body right now. 566 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,923 -I killed him. -The boss: You didn't kill him. 567 00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:35,893 The virus killed him. You're infected. 568 00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:37,327 You have impunity! 569 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:40,330 We have a precedent in nevil Reed. 570 00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:41,899 You can thank Derek for that. 571 00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:43,901 -Motherfucker. -Thank you for that, Derek. 572 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,536 The boss: Lock him up with the other one 573 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:48,372 and then get back up here. 574 00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:39,423 Ah! 575 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:46,697 What are you doing here?! 576 00:32:46,699 --> 00:32:48,165 They fired me. 577 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:50,000 That's nice. 578 00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:51,969 Justice is served for once. 579 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,236 What are you doing here? 580 00:32:53,238 --> 00:32:55,038 Melanie: Security called the cops, 581 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,007 but this place was quarantined before they could show up, 582 00:32:57,009 --> 00:32:59,376 so they threw me in this hellhole. 583 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:01,979 I'm suing everyone and their grandmother 584 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,613 when I get out of here, i swear to god. 585 00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:06,416 Good luck. It's ID-7! 586 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:08,251 No one's liable for anything that they do. 587 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,722 Melanie: Just like any other day for you. 588 00:33:11,724 --> 00:33:15,192 Yeah, we're not liable for what we do in here, either. 589 00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:16,626 Nice, then I'll have your balls for dinner 590 00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:18,261 for that shit you pulled! 591 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,730 --Wait! Wait! Wait! 592 00:33:19,732 --> 00:33:21,331 This might sound crazy, 593 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,566 but I think we can help each other out here. 594 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:25,068 Okay? You remember Irene Smythe, 595 00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:27,404 the woman that fucking screwed you? 596 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:30,007 She's in the building's penthouse right now. 597 00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,475 So what? 598 00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:37,014 You help me get to the top, and she's all yours. 599 00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:40,017 This is our shot to hold these assholes accountable 600 00:33:40,019 --> 00:33:42,719 for all the fucking damage that they've done! 601 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:46,623 And our chance goes away as soon as this quarantine is over. 602 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:48,692 Yeah? 603 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,293 Can I get up now? 604 00:33:50,295 --> 00:33:53,096 Are you going to stop being an asshole? 605 00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:54,364 That's debatable. 606 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,401 Ah, yes. Yes. 607 00:33:57,403 --> 00:33:59,469 Oh. 608 00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:06,676 Oh. 609 00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:17,254 What are you looking for? 610 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:18,688 A loophole. 611 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:22,392 It's my specialty. 612 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:23,827 Yeah! 613 00:34:25,663 --> 00:34:29,232 I don't think they'd lock us up in a room with working phones. 614 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,500 Derek: I don't need a working phone. 615 00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:33,470 Just need bit of this, a bit of that. 616 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:35,072 Build a franken-phone. 617 00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:37,374 And call who? Cops can't enter the building. 618 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:39,342 I'm not calling the cops. 619 00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:42,712 Uh, sir? Um, Derek Cho somehow managed 620 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:45,749 to set up a call with vander corp's ceo, 621 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,284 and they wanted you to join in. 622 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,754 Ahh. 623 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,122 In a minute. 624 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,292 Sorry to keep you waiting, frank. 625 00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:56,660 I'm all ears! 626 00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:59,096 Ah, glad you could join us, John. 627 00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:01,431 Well, I've been having a nice, long chat 628 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,799 with one of your lawyers. 629 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:03,867 You still there, Derek? 630 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:06,436 Yes, uh, sir. I am still here. 631 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:09,840 Frank: Good. John, can you please remind me? 632 00:35:09,842 --> 00:35:12,476 Why do I do business with tsc? 633 00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:14,878 Well, because it's a jungle out there, frank. 634 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,247 And not only do you need a guide, 635 00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,783 but you also need a lion walking right by your side. 636 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:23,353 And we are your lion and your guide. 637 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,521 -Frank: Are you? -Yeah. 638 00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,323 Well, we're just a touch concerned 639 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:30,694 that you may have ulterior motives. 640 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:33,630 We would never turn against our clients, frank. 641 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,198 Frank: Well, that may be true, 642 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,535 but Derek has alerted me to a certain document 643 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:41,872 that seems to suggest otherwise. 644 00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:44,908 Derek: It's a report that, uh, tsc did for vander corp. 645 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:46,476 It analyzes the advisability 646 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,378 of filing a multimillion-dollar lawsuit 647 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,614 against one of frank's ex-business associates. 648 00:35:50,616 --> 00:35:53,216 Do you remember this report, John? 649 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:54,484 No. 650 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:57,154 Frank: I must say, it's well-written. 651 00:35:57,156 --> 00:36:01,158 I like how it weighs the slim possibility 652 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,560 of a positive financial outcome 653 00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:08,398 against the enormous potential litigation costs. 654 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,867 Do you agree with this report, Derek? 655 00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:13,236 Uh, no, sir. I do not. 656 00:36:13,238 --> 00:36:15,172 I believe you could have won the suit. 657 00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:18,742 Then why did your advisers advise me against it? 658 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:22,379 Derek: Your advisers missed the deadline to file the motion. 659 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:25,815 Frank: So you believe that tsc dropped the ball on this one? 660 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:28,185 Derek: Uh, I believe they dropped the ball, sir. 661 00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:31,321 Uh, but then they also defecated on the ball 662 00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:34,658 and then sodomized the ball, sir. 663 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:37,460 Frank: Hmm. Interesting. 664 00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:39,362 Oh, and, John, 665 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:43,266 I just happen to have your last invoice here with me. 666 00:36:48,639 --> 00:36:51,241 Oh. 667 00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:52,475 That went well. 668 00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:58,215 I want you to rip the fucking phone out of his hands, 669 00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:01,318 his hands off his fucking body now! 670 00:37:07,226 --> 00:37:09,893 Uh, yeah. Can I please order two pepperoni pizzas 671 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,728 and some, uh, hot wings? 672 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:14,364 Yeah. Why not? Throw some, uh, garlic bread in there. 673 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:16,333 Do you guys want anything? 674 00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:40,290 Brenda! This fucking phone doesn't work! 675 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:52,035 Yeah. 676 00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:55,639 Christ, man! He fuck your girl, too? 677 00:37:57,608 --> 00:38:00,610 Damn, suit, you don't even respect each other. 678 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:03,713 You're right. 679 00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,048 We don't. 680 00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:09,719 Now what? 681 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:20,030 Time to go to work. 682 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:44,988 -Fuck, yeah! -Derek: Oh, shit. 683 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,724 They started a countdown for the quarantine, 684 00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:49,092 posted in an interoffice app. 685 00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:50,593 Well, it's enough time to get the job done. 686 00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:51,895 I mean, this place isn't that big. 687 00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:54,030 Ah, the boss is a fucking raging cokehead. 688 00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:55,632 There's definitely gonna be more guards. 689 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,334 Fine. I'll bring more nails. 690 00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,735 The only way to the top floor is with the key card 691 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:00,370 or a one-time password. 692 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:02,505 So who do we have to fuck up to get the card? 693 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:05,408 Okay. First, there's an ass-hat on the sixth floor 694 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:07,444 who's got a level-two key card. 695 00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:08,745 It can take us to the seventh floor, 696 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:10,013 giving us access to the bitch 697 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,848 who's got a level-three key card. 698 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:23,460 Hey, extreme measures, right? 699 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,532 -Wednesdays. -Hey! 700 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:07,137 Him? 701 00:40:07,139 --> 00:40:09,038 Yep. 702 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,547 Hey! 703 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:25,088 Open the fucking door! 704 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,956 Fuck you, motherfucker! 705 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:29,559 You open doors like my grandmother fucks! 706 00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:30,794 Derek: Open the door! 707 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:37,500 Open the fucking door! 708 00:40:37,502 --> 00:40:39,469 Open the door! 709 00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,022 Shh! 710 00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:02,826 Aah! 711 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,483 It really bothers me that women 712 00:41:26,485 --> 00:41:29,486 don't get the same treatment as men in the workplace. 713 00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:30,920 Aaaah! 714 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:34,657 I'm all about gender equality here. 715 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:37,794 Aaaah! 716 00:41:37,796 --> 00:41:38,962 Derek! 717 00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:45,668 Aah! 718 00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:49,138 Aah! 719 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:17,200 -Need a hand? -I don't need your help, suit. 720 00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:19,035 But I need yours. 721 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,236 Fuck you. 722 00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:21,738 Fuck you, too. 723 00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:29,812 -May we come in? -And if I said no? 724 00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:32,315 You'll have to confer with my associate. 725 00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:34,751 And mine, gimpy. 726 00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:43,092 -What do you want? -Key card. 727 00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:45,695 I'm not the only one with a level-two key card. 728 00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:49,566 But you are the one that fired me, asshole! 729 00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:53,870 Wrong. The firm fired you. Don't nail-gun the messenger. 730 00:42:53,872 --> 00:42:56,172 Oh. 731 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:58,641 Oh, my god. 732 00:42:58,643 --> 00:43:01,244 You bring up a very good point. 733 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:03,846 I'm so sorry, Lester. We're good. 734 00:43:03,848 --> 00:43:05,782 We're -- we're -- we're totally good, man. 735 00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:08,618 Um, I will take it up with the firm, 736 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:12,322 but I would love to know where I could find the firm, 737 00:43:12,324 --> 00:43:16,826 because I would love to kick the firm's ass. 738 00:43:16,828 --> 00:43:20,096 You can't kick a firm's ass. 739 00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:21,731 That's the point. 740 00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:28,705 Oh. Well, then that brings us back to you. 741 00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:30,740 I was just doing my job. 742 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:35,078 No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood. 743 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,980 I get what that means. 744 00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:40,016 You know what will happen to me if I give you this key card? 745 00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:43,786 I'm going to have to file that under "n" 746 00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:46,022 for "not my fucking problem." 747 00:43:56,001 --> 00:43:57,667 Fuck! 748 00:44:04,909 --> 00:44:07,910 No! The saw! 749 00:44:07,912 --> 00:44:09,879 Extreme measures! 750 00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:11,914 Go! 751 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,886 Whoo! 752 00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:29,065 Derek: Ow! 753 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:30,366 A little help? 754 00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:42,879 -You ready? -Derek: Ah! Ah! 755 00:44:42,881 --> 00:44:45,214 Melanie: It's gonna hurt a lot. 756 00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:47,216 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 757 00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:49,986 -You're still one of them. -I thought we were a team. 758 00:44:49,988 --> 00:44:51,821 For the time being. 759 00:44:51,823 --> 00:44:53,089 All right. On the count of... 760 00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:56,359 Aah! 761 00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:58,294 Ow. 762 00:44:58,296 --> 00:44:59,762 All right. Calm down. 763 00:44:59,764 --> 00:45:01,698 Derek: Oh, fuck. 764 00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:04,333 At least you're not that guy. 765 00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:06,202 Move aside, pussies. Come on. 766 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:08,471 Wait. Wait. I have an idea. 767 00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:21,084 Man: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 768 00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:22,351 You're cool! Fuck you! 769 00:45:22,353 --> 00:45:24,253 Are we done here yet? 770 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:25,722 We are now. 771 00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:29,792 Here, take my phone. 772 00:45:29,794 --> 00:45:33,129 I need you to film something. 773 00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:34,163 Film what? 774 00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:36,432 Derek: Okay. Here we go. 775 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:42,071 Case file 32376, the people vs. Reed. 776 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,006 Now, you all know the court case, 777 00:45:44,008 --> 00:45:47,877 but let's discuss Mr. nevil Reed the man, shall we? 778 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:50,012 By all accounts, Mr. Reed 779 00:45:50,014 --> 00:45:52,749 was an upstanding pillar of the community, 780 00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:56,219 earned two master's degrees by the age of 21. 781 00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:58,154 He married his college sweetheart 782 00:45:58,156 --> 00:46:01,190 and is the father of beautiful twin girls. 783 00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:08,898 But when Mr. Reed contracted the ID-7 virus, shit got real. 784 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:12,001 "Overwhelmed by pure ID, 785 00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:15,071 nevil Reed became prone to involuntary, 786 00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:18,775 aberrant, and shocking impulses. 787 00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:20,243 He commited a gruesome, 788 00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:23,479 unspeakable act in broad daylight 789 00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:28,017 in a room full of witnesses." 790 00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:33,322 Now, we're witnessing a model citizen here 791 00:46:33,324 --> 00:46:36,526 transformed into a brutal, 792 00:46:36,528 --> 00:46:40,029 bloodthirsty killing machine 793 00:46:40,031 --> 00:46:43,966 at the blink of an infected eye. 794 00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:46,302 So I ask you this. 795 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:50,039 Is it his fault or is it the virus's? 796 00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:58,915 Let's discuss. 797 00:46:58,917 --> 00:47:01,150 See you soon, fuckers. 798 00:47:06,290 --> 00:47:08,357 Shit. 799 00:47:10,094 --> 00:47:12,995 Kara, he's on his way up. He has got Lester's key card. 800 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:14,230 The siren: Oh, really? 801 00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:17,133 That's a shame, a real shame, sir. 802 00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:19,836 Just wondering, did they get it before or after 803 00:47:19,838 --> 00:47:21,604 butchering Lester with an electric saw? 804 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:24,907 Just calm down and come up here! 805 00:47:24,909 --> 00:47:26,876 The siren: They're guarding the private elevator. 806 00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:28,244 I can't leave the office. 807 00:47:28,246 --> 00:47:29,512 Then destroy the card. 808 00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:32,248 It's my only leverage. 809 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,917 Kara, I promise you, 810 00:47:34,919 --> 00:47:38,855 I will do everything in my power to ensure he doesn't get to you. 811 00:47:38,857 --> 00:47:42,225 But if he does, you must protect those above you. 812 00:47:42,227 --> 00:47:43,593 Fuck those above me! 813 00:47:43,595 --> 00:47:45,261 I'll give you the raise you always wanted. 814 00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:46,629 Fuck your raise! 815 00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:48,998 I'll make you partner. 816 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,235 Fuck your -- deal. 817 00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:53,870 I'll throw it out the window. 818 00:47:53,872 --> 00:47:56,539 Oh, thank you. 819 00:48:06,117 --> 00:48:07,450 Meg! 820 00:48:10,254 --> 00:48:13,522 Hide this somewhere safe and don't tell me where. 821 00:48:13,524 --> 00:48:16,592 And make more fucking coffee now! 822 00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:18,194 Stupid bitch. 823 00:48:24,202 --> 00:48:26,569 Derek: The elevator's the only way upstairs. 824 00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:28,170 We can ambush her here. 825 00:48:28,172 --> 00:48:31,941 Melanie: Well, it's gonna be a while. 826 00:48:31,943 --> 00:48:33,910 Top three bands, go. 827 00:48:33,912 --> 00:48:35,044 Only three? 828 00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:36,679 Only three, that's the rules. 829 00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:39,015 All right. 830 00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:40,917 -Motorhead. -Oh. 831 00:48:40,919 --> 00:48:44,687 D.R.I. And early Anthrax. 832 00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:46,188 -Oh. -Metal till I fucking puke. 833 00:48:46,190 --> 00:48:47,556 All right. Okay. 834 00:48:47,558 --> 00:48:49,425 That's not what I expected, but fine choices. 835 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:53,129 What did you -- what did you expect, the Dave Matthews Band? 836 00:48:53,131 --> 00:48:55,498 Hey, Dave Matthews Band is actually a good -- 837 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:58,200 other way, asshole. Go. Turn around. Yep. You got it. 838 00:48:58,202 --> 00:48:59,568 Woman: You fucking dick, Joe! 839 00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:01,404 What? 840 00:49:01,406 --> 00:49:04,073 Dave Matthews Band is a good band. 841 00:49:04,075 --> 00:49:06,609 -Oh, my god. -You ever heard them live? 842 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:09,612 I would rather chew glass. 843 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:11,013 Are you serious? 844 00:49:11,015 --> 00:49:12,315 Just because they're popular 845 00:49:12,317 --> 00:49:15,117 doesn't mean that they're bad at music. 846 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,485 I think it's actually that people think 847 00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:18,587 it's more popular to dislike them, 848 00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:19,956 so they're just trying to be cool. 849 00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:21,157 -It's bullshit. -All right. Fine. 850 00:49:21,159 --> 00:49:22,491 I'll go see them at burning man. 851 00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:24,260 All right, make fun all you want, 852 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:27,263 but if we ever get out of here, I'm gonna get us tickets, 853 00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:29,265 all right, to the coliseum show in July. 854 00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:31,033 And I'm gonna take you there, 855 00:49:31,035 --> 00:49:33,002 and I'm gonna turn you on to some great musicianship. 856 00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:34,470 -You're gonna turn me on? -Turn you on, yes. 857 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:37,974 Before or after we go out to buy birkenstocks? 858 00:49:37,976 --> 00:49:39,408 -Fuck off. -Do you wear them with socks? 859 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:40,676 I bet you do. 860 00:49:40,678 --> 00:49:43,145 Okay. So -- so -- so just tell me again 861 00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:46,983 why you can't send a unit in to just stop this asshole. 862 00:49:46,985 --> 00:49:50,219 A heavily armed SWAT team in a building filled with civilians 863 00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:53,622 infected with the virus would be catastrophic. 864 00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:55,391 --For that, we need to -- 865 00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:57,393 excuse me. What are you doing? 866 00:49:57,395 --> 00:49:59,295 Allergies. 867 00:49:59,297 --> 00:50:01,564 Who are you, my fucking therapist? 868 00:50:01,566 --> 00:50:04,700 Anyway, all we can do is talk to the employee 869 00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:07,103 in an attempt to defuse the situation. 870 00:50:07,105 --> 00:50:09,105 We currently have a psychologist on-site 871 00:50:09,107 --> 00:50:11,741 who could possibly talk to the infected individual. 872 00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:18,280 The boss: Notify the team down in accounting. 873 00:50:18,282 --> 00:50:21,484 I'm offering 150 grand for Cho's head. 874 00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:24,120 You're talking about murder here. 875 00:50:24,122 --> 00:50:26,522 You should be offering at least 450. 876 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,157 Agreed. 877 00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:47,576 Derek: Four hours left till the quarantine lifts. 878 00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:49,245 We're running out of time. 879 00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:53,149 Well, sometimes you got to say, "what the fuck? 880 00:50:53,151 --> 00:50:54,450 Make your move." 881 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:57,787 -"Risky business." -Yeah. 882 00:50:57,789 --> 00:50:59,755 All right. Whew. 883 00:52:22,406 --> 00:52:24,573 Mark: Hello, Derek? My name's mark. 884 00:52:24,575 --> 00:52:27,143 I'm a psychologist working with the CDC. 885 00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:29,645 -Can you hear me? -Yes, he can hear you, mark. 886 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:30,880 Mark: I was just told that you were 887 00:52:30,882 --> 00:52:32,548 under a bit of stress right now, 888 00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:34,750 so I wanted to check in on you. 889 00:52:34,752 --> 00:52:37,553 Can we talk? Can you tell me how you feel? 890 00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:42,291 Um, how do I feel? 891 00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:47,730 Um I feel like taking my clothes off. 892 00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:50,266 -Mark: Mm-hmm. -I feel like causing 893 00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:53,569 extraordinary amounts of property damage. 894 00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:55,571 I feel like I want to scream. I want to fuck. 895 00:52:55,573 --> 00:53:00,876 I feel like twisting limbs and breaking bones! 896 00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:02,344 I feel great, mark. 897 00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:04,580 Mark: That's the virus talking. 898 00:53:04,582 --> 00:53:05,915 I agree, mark. 899 00:53:05,917 --> 00:53:08,417 Derek isn't thinking clearly right now. 900 00:53:08,419 --> 00:53:10,953 He's so consumed by his ID that he hasn't noticed 901 00:53:10,955 --> 00:53:13,422 that we're just here to help him. 902 00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:15,224 Mark: You should listen to her, Derek. 903 00:53:15,226 --> 00:53:18,861 Why don't you sit down, take a breath, and talk it out? 904 00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,462 Talk it out. 905 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,600 Hmm. 906 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,373 Sure. 907 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:33,676 -I'll talk it out. -Mark: Yeah. 908 00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:36,345 Let's just have a conversation. 909 00:53:36,347 --> 00:53:37,646 Track three. 910 00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:45,354 Melanie: Better not be fucking Dave Matthews Band. 911 00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:48,724 Derek: Okay. 912 00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:53,229 Those of you who don't want to be a part of this can leave now. 913 00:53:53,231 --> 00:53:54,863 Mark: Derek, please listen to me. 914 00:53:54,865 --> 00:53:56,665 But if you choose to stay, 915 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:59,535 which it seems like you guys are choosing... 916 00:53:59,537 --> 00:54:02,371 -Mark: Derek, please. -...You understand and agree 917 00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:04,506 to the following terms and conditions. 918 00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:06,408 -Mark: Derek! -One... 919 00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:07,643 Mark: Derek, this is the virus talking. 920 00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:09,011 ...you hereby waive your right... 921 00:54:09,013 --> 00:54:10,613 -Mark: Derek, please. -...To your own personal 922 00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:11,814 bodily integrity. 923 00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:13,549 -Mark: This is not you. -Two... 924 00:54:13,551 --> 00:54:14,617 Mark: I'm a licensed psychologist. 925 00:54:14,619 --> 00:54:16,785 ...per the state vs. Nevil Reed, 926 00:54:16,787 --> 00:54:19,922 my colleague and I will not be held criminally liable 927 00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:23,759 for any felony or misdemeanor that you may be a victim of, 928 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:28,497 including but not limited to aggravated assault, 929 00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:31,400 aggravated battery, disorderly conduct, 930 00:54:31,402 --> 00:54:35,804 destruction of property, mayhem, and first-degree murder. 931 00:54:35,806 --> 00:54:42,578 And, three, terms and conditions may change or be updated 932 00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:44,680 whenever the fuck I want! 933 00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:50,586 Consider yourselves notified. 934 00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:27,489 Aah! 935 00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:10,999 Mark: Hello? 936 00:56:11,001 --> 00:56:13,535 Derek? 937 00:56:13,537 --> 00:56:16,138 Is anyone there? 938 00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:19,408 Derek: Knock, knock. 939 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:28,150 Key card, por favor. 940 00:56:28,152 --> 00:56:31,820 If you want it, you'll have to negotiate. 941 00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:34,790 Negotiations have ended. 942 00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:36,525 Well, so will the quarantine, 943 00:56:36,527 --> 00:56:38,527 and I don't know where the key card is. 944 00:56:40,631 --> 00:56:42,798 -What do you want? -A truce. 945 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,001 Fuck your truce. 946 00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:48,537 No truce, no key card. 947 00:56:51,542 --> 00:56:53,008 All right. 948 00:56:55,145 --> 00:56:56,879 Tell me where it is, 949 00:56:56,881 --> 00:57:00,916 and I promise I'll be on my way and leave you alone. 950 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:06,955 You're a man of your word, Derek. 951 00:57:06,957 --> 00:57:10,459 That's why I believe you. 952 00:57:10,461 --> 00:57:13,562 And that's -- that's why you never made partner. 953 00:57:14,698 --> 00:57:15,864 Key card. 954 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:18,066 Key card, Derek. 955 00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:20,002 Don't be stupid now. 956 00:57:23,441 --> 00:57:25,040 There's a good boy. 957 00:57:25,042 --> 00:57:27,075 -Meg! -Yeah, Meg! 958 00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:37,052 Take your key card, Derek, and fuck off. 959 00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:39,788 What card? 960 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:44,827 All I see is a useless piece of scorched plastic on the table. 961 00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:47,996 Strange. Me too. 962 00:57:47,998 --> 00:57:50,833 -Is that what you see, too, Meg? -Yep. 963 00:57:50,835 --> 00:57:53,135 So tell me, Meg, sweetie, 964 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:56,738 why did you bring me this useless piece of plastic 965 00:57:56,740 --> 00:57:58,540 instead of my key card? 966 00:57:58,542 --> 00:58:01,877 Oh, that is your key card, or it used to be 967 00:58:01,879 --> 00:58:04,780 before I put it inside a microwave oven. 968 00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:08,484 And why would you do that, i wonder? Huh? 969 00:58:08,486 --> 00:58:13,622 You're exactly like every other assistant, Meg. 970 00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:18,560 You're a vapid, bottom-feeding, parasitic shithead! 971 00:58:18,562 --> 00:58:22,564 You're a pair of tits with zero talent. 972 00:58:22,566 --> 00:58:25,634 So tell me, Meg, you incompetent cunt, 973 00:58:25,636 --> 00:58:28,971 what could possibly possess you to destroy my key card? 974 00:58:28,973 --> 00:58:32,241 Because everyone upstairs knew you would betray them. 975 00:58:32,243 --> 00:58:34,042 So they offered me a promotion 976 00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:36,512 in exchange for destroying the card. 977 00:58:36,514 --> 00:58:37,980 So 978 00:58:37,982 --> 00:58:42,784 I guess I no longer work for you, you fucking bitch. 979 00:58:42,786 --> 00:58:46,522 In fact, I don't have to listen 980 00:58:46,524 --> 00:58:51,059 to your hideous, shrill voice ever again! 981 00:58:51,061 --> 00:58:53,128 -Fuck you! -Fuck you! 982 00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:54,796 Aah! 983 00:59:11,881 --> 00:59:13,782 Now it's a party! 984 00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:15,884 Oh, my god! Yes! 985 00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:18,921 Derek: Hey, just wanted to say, 986 00:59:18,923 --> 00:59:22,658 no more lies, no more power games... 987 00:59:25,094 --> 00:59:27,229 ...no more bullshit, 988 00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:31,800 and no more siren song. 989 00:59:33,202 --> 00:59:38,941 By the way, Meg, she's a little crazy. 990 00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:40,709 She's perfect here. 991 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,990 Dude, that freak show had some super-good-quality shoes. 992 00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:58,327 These are comfy as fuck! 993 00:59:58,329 --> 01:00:01,029 -I loved this mug. -Melanie: Mm. 994 01:00:07,804 --> 01:00:12,908 I got it on the, uh, first day that I started here. 995 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:14,776 My sister gave it to me. 996 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:23,285 Fuck this place. 997 01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:33,228 Do you still have that, um, foreclosure paperwork on you? 998 01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:34,963 Melanie: Uh, yeah. 999 01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:39,968 Why? 1000 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:41,970 Let me take a little look at it. 1001 01:00:50,014 --> 01:00:52,714 What? 1002 01:00:52,716 --> 01:00:56,051 You're in luck. 1003 01:00:56,053 --> 01:00:58,787 This mortgage is part of a bad batch. 1004 01:00:58,789 --> 01:01:00,389 Original paperwork was filed so many times 1005 01:01:00,391 --> 01:01:03,058 that it'd be tough to find. 1006 01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:06,261 -Oh. -Could even be lost. 1007 01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:08,797 So if I ask the bank for the original paperwork... 1008 01:01:08,799 --> 01:01:10,932 You'd put them in a tough spot. 1009 01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:19,207 Or a signature from upstairs could void it completely. 1010 01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:20,308 Really? 1011 01:01:24,715 --> 01:01:31,420 Hey, I'm sorry for not helping you earlier. 1012 01:01:31,422 --> 01:01:36,158 I should've, but I didn't. 1013 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,393 It's okay. 1014 01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:40,962 Just don't do it again, I guess. 1015 01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:52,240 You rolling? 1016 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:55,043 Push back. Push back. 1017 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:57,713 All right. Stop. 1018 01:01:57,715 --> 01:01:59,147 Can you see him? 1019 01:02:04,121 --> 01:02:06,088 No. 1020 01:02:06,090 --> 01:02:07,723 The boss: Fuck you, Derek. 1021 01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:15,430 Is that your friend? 1022 01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:18,900 Oh, god. 1023 01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:21,737 - Hey, give that to me. 1024 01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:25,006 Hey. Hey, it's all right. 1025 01:02:27,478 --> 01:02:29,277 He has kids. 1026 01:02:32,850 --> 01:02:35,317 Ah! Oh, god. 1027 01:02:35,319 --> 01:02:37,285 I'm so sorry. 1028 01:02:37,287 --> 01:02:39,755 I'm sorry. 1029 01:02:39,757 --> 01:02:42,023 This fucking virus, it just takes -- 1030 01:02:42,025 --> 01:02:45,127 just takes everything up to 11. 1031 01:02:45,129 --> 01:02:46,862 I've noticed. 1032 01:02:48,799 --> 01:02:50,098 Hey. 1033 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,066 Ahh. 1034 01:03:58,068 --> 01:04:00,202 -I know, right? -Yeah. 1035 01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:02,504 -I like this virus. -Yeah. 1036 01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:04,372 So what now? 1037 01:04:04,374 --> 01:04:08,109 Um, I think we should definitely exchange numbers, 1038 01:04:08,111 --> 01:04:10,378 consider an apartment, maybe a dog. 1039 01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:12,948 -That'd be nice. -No, you idiot! What now? 1040 01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:16,084 Um, let's see. 1041 01:04:20,456 --> 01:04:22,357 Ray sent an update to the office staff. 1042 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,159 Who's ray? 1043 01:04:24,161 --> 01:04:25,460 He's the it guy. 1044 01:04:26,997 --> 01:04:29,064 Fuckers. 1045 01:04:29,066 --> 01:04:31,433 There must be another way we can get up there. 1046 01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:35,136 Not without the key card. 1047 01:04:35,138 --> 01:04:37,539 Unless... 1048 01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:41,509 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 1049 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:43,044 Unless what? 1050 01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:45,347 Woman: What's he want? 1051 01:04:45,349 --> 01:04:47,015 Derek: Ray can't fix the elevators, 1052 01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:48,583 but I have another idea. 1053 01:04:53,023 --> 01:04:54,089 Ray! 1054 01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:56,358 I'm really busy right now! 1055 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,227 God damn it! Fuck you! Why won't you fucking work? 1056 01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:00,495 -Ugh! -Ray! 1057 01:05:00,497 --> 01:05:03,064 Aaah! 1058 01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:04,666 Hey. 1059 01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:07,435 -Hi. -Hey. 1060 01:05:07,437 --> 01:05:10,038 We need your help. 1061 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:12,440 Holy shit! How'd that happen? 1062 01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:15,677 Well, we asked for his help, and then he said he was busy. 1063 01:05:15,679 --> 01:05:19,581 Really? Welcome to it. 1064 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,917 We need you to hack into someone's computer. 1065 01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:23,919 And I need interpol to get off my back, 1066 01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:27,689 so what else is fucking new? 1067 01:05:27,691 --> 01:05:29,424 Who we talking about? 1068 01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:30,692 Irene Smythe. 1069 01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:33,495 Oh, fuck her. 1070 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,601 What? What the... 1071 01:05:40,971 --> 01:05:43,104 Shh. 1072 01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:44,506 It department. 1073 01:05:44,508 --> 01:05:46,274 Irene: What's wrong with my computer? 1074 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:48,510 Doctor can't do much until you tell him where it hurts. 1075 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:52,080 My Internet is slower than your brain. 1076 01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:54,482 Well, that's a miracle considering the budget 1077 01:05:54,484 --> 01:05:56,618 that I have for installs and updates. 1078 01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:59,054 Seriously, how do you expect me to keep running things 1079 01:05:59,056 --> 01:06:01,623 if you have one guy in one room 1080 01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:04,359 down in the fucking basement doing everything? 1081 01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:05,660 Seriously, and what do I get? 1082 01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:08,363 I get denial, denial, denial, denial, 1083 01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:10,398 denial on all my fucking budgets, right? 1084 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,001 But, "oh, ray, please give me an app! 1085 01:06:13,003 --> 01:06:14,669 -Make sure that --" -i am shocked! 1086 01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:16,204 I'm shocked and appalled, 1087 01:06:16,206 --> 01:06:17,672 and I'll definitely bring this up with John, 1088 01:06:17,674 --> 01:06:19,708 but in the meantime, can you do your fucking job? 1089 01:06:19,710 --> 01:06:22,110 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Cool your bloomers. 1090 01:06:22,112 --> 01:06:23,578 Hold on. 1091 01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:25,981 -Just sent you a patch. -A patch? 1092 01:06:25,983 --> 01:06:28,216 Ray: It's a file that you install 1093 01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:30,652 on that thing in front of you called a computer. 1094 01:06:30,654 --> 01:06:32,354 Okay. 1095 01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:35,590 Look, this might get complicated for you, but don't worry. 1096 01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:37,659 I'll take you through the whole process myself. 1097 01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:39,327 -You ready? -Okay. 1098 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:41,496 Ray: Click on the file that's on your desktop. 1099 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:46,101 -Done. -Ray: Now click "install." 1100 01:06:48,405 --> 01:06:49,738 So rude. 1101 01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:53,308 You know, funny enough, 1102 01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:55,276 I think the virus actually made her nicer. 1103 01:06:55,278 --> 01:06:56,444 Mm. 1104 01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:59,280 Ray: I could've called that file 1105 01:06:59,282 --> 01:07:02,150 mean trojan destroyer, the ultimate hard drive rapist, 1106 01:07:02,152 --> 01:07:05,520 and she still would have installed it. 1107 01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:08,356 And we're in. 1108 01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:11,359 Okay. So what we're looking at, th-- those are her files? 1109 01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:14,262 Every last one of them, even the porn. 1110 01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:16,364 Seems she's got a thing for feet. 1111 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:18,099 What do you want? 1112 01:07:18,101 --> 01:07:20,435 I want you to pretend that that is a peaceful village 1113 01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:23,138 inhabited by gorgeous virgin maidens. 1114 01:07:23,140 --> 01:07:26,174 Melanie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you're the, you know, smelly, 1115 01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:29,277 aggressive viking king. 1116 01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:30,645 You had me at peaceful. 1117 01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:34,482 What -- what the... 1118 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:40,488 Ray, you ignoramus, that patch thing has erased my hard drive. 1119 01:07:40,490 --> 01:07:42,190 Derek: Hey, Irene. 1120 01:07:42,192 --> 01:07:45,627 I got good news, bad news, and worse news for you. 1121 01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:47,195 Good news is, is we have a copy 1122 01:07:47,197 --> 01:07:49,297 of your hard drive on the backup server. 1123 01:07:49,299 --> 01:07:53,268 Bad news is that I have it. 1124 01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:56,805 Worse news is that, if you want it, 1125 01:07:56,807 --> 01:07:59,574 you got to come down and get it. 1126 01:08:02,111 --> 01:08:03,344 What trade? 1127 01:08:03,346 --> 01:08:05,613 Irene: The backup copy for my key card. 1128 01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:09,150 That backup is worth millions to this firm. 1129 01:08:09,152 --> 01:08:10,785 Are you actually listening to me? 1130 01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:12,821 I'm meeting him. End of story. 1131 01:08:12,823 --> 01:08:16,124 Oh, great. Should I just remove my pants now 1132 01:08:16,126 --> 01:08:18,760 to make it easier for him when he comes up here to fuck me? 1133 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:21,763 I'm not going to give him my key card. 1134 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:23,731 The boss: Well, he has got leverage against you. 1135 01:08:23,733 --> 01:08:27,235 The idiot let me decide on the meeting spot. 1136 01:08:31,842 --> 01:08:33,475 Where's your piece, Colton? 1137 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:07,742 All right. She's clean. 1138 01:09:07,744 --> 01:09:09,310 Who is she? 1139 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:11,346 She's one of the mortgage accounts that you, uh... 1140 01:09:11,348 --> 01:09:14,782 I'm Melanie cross. I live at 22nd and pacific. 1141 01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:17,418 Not for long. 1142 01:09:17,420 --> 01:09:19,187 Ah, just -- 1143 01:09:21,290 --> 01:09:25,226 -key card. -Files. 1144 01:09:34,804 --> 01:09:38,273 Are you, uh, looking for this? 1145 01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:39,474 Okay. 1146 01:09:39,476 --> 01:09:41,709 Um, just a little pro tip. 1147 01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:43,478 Employees' iqs at this firm 1148 01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:45,914 are inversely proportionate to their salaries, 1149 01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:47,882 so it's probably not a good idea 1150 01:09:47,884 --> 01:09:51,686 to try to outsmart someone with a smaller paycheck. 1151 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:53,321 Key card. 1152 01:10:01,464 --> 01:10:03,531 Now give me the hard drive. 1153 01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:04,799 I've done my bit. 1154 01:10:04,801 --> 01:10:07,869 Not yet. 1155 01:10:07,871 --> 01:10:09,671 Got to sign this first. 1156 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:17,912 Oh, oh, I could sign this, 1157 01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:20,848 sure, then claim temporary insanity 1158 01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:22,817 and have it dismissed. 1159 01:10:22,819 --> 01:10:26,955 Sorry, sweetie, but you can always take it 1160 01:10:26,957 --> 01:10:30,692 to the man upstairs with that card you've got if you like. 1161 01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:40,435 Ooh! 1162 01:10:40,437 --> 01:10:42,503 Irene: You fucking whore! 1163 01:10:42,505 --> 01:10:44,939 -Give us a minute. -Yeah, totally. 1164 01:10:56,319 --> 01:10:57,986 Ah, ah, ah! 1165 01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:42,764 Bullets are for cowards. 1166 01:11:42,766 --> 01:11:44,866 Oh, shit. 1167 01:11:47,704 --> 01:11:49,070 Aah! 1168 01:11:54,411 --> 01:11:56,577 No, no, wait! 1169 01:11:56,579 --> 01:11:58,012 That card doesn't work. 1170 01:11:58,014 --> 01:11:59,580 It needs an access code. 1171 01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:13,795 Aah! 1172 01:12:28,345 --> 01:12:29,944 I got it. 1173 01:12:29,946 --> 01:12:32,847 No. No! 1174 01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:35,783 No, no! No! 1175 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:37,652 The bull: I'm gonna burn your eyes out. 1176 01:12:40,590 --> 01:12:42,457 Aah! 1177 01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:45,126 --Ah! 1178 01:13:22,499 --> 01:13:25,767 I am done fucking around. 1179 01:13:25,769 --> 01:13:27,535 Give us the code right now. 1180 01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:31,773 I'll give you the code, but here's the new deal, boy. 1181 01:13:31,775 --> 01:13:33,408 -You give me her. -What? 1182 01:13:33,410 --> 01:13:35,042 She destroyed my work. That's years of my life. 1183 01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:37,078 You want your revenge? Well, give me mine. 1184 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:40,448 I just want my home back, you asshole! 1185 01:13:40,450 --> 01:13:43,818 The quarantine is ending soon. 1186 01:13:43,820 --> 01:13:45,153 Your time is running out. 1187 01:13:45,155 --> 01:13:47,054 Give me the access code! 1188 01:13:47,056 --> 01:13:49,090 I'll give you a pro tip. 1189 01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:51,426 You want to swim to the top? 1190 01:13:51,428 --> 01:13:53,694 Drop the dead weight. 1191 01:13:53,696 --> 01:13:54,996 She'll do it. 1192 01:13:57,700 --> 01:14:00,001 Five! 1193 01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:01,502 Four! 1194 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,606 Three. 1195 01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:12,113 -Two! -One. 1196 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:14,148 Derek: Deal. 1197 01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:16,617 Melanie: Aah! 1198 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:19,954 Fuck you, Derek, you piece-of-shit suit! 1199 01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:22,223 You're just like all of them! You belong here! 1200 01:14:22,225 --> 01:14:25,493 Aah, fuck! 1201 01:14:25,495 --> 01:14:27,829 -Done? -Mm-hmm. 1202 01:14:30,866 --> 01:14:32,867 Fuck you! Fuck you. 1203 01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:36,704 I'll be back shortly, sweetie. Come on. 1204 01:15:06,769 --> 01:15:09,070 These things only work once. 1205 01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:10,771 Don't do anything stupid. 1206 01:15:51,281 --> 01:15:54,549 The boss: Can you see it, Derek? 1207 01:15:54,551 --> 01:15:57,084 Can you see the solution to our problem here? 1208 01:16:01,925 --> 01:16:05,026 You're infected. You have impunity! 1209 01:16:05,028 --> 01:16:07,028 Nevil Reed, he got away with murder. 1210 01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:08,863 Maybe I can have a little fun here. 1211 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,868 Well, I'm gonna beat you to the punch. 1212 01:16:20,877 --> 01:16:22,643 The boss: Let's discuss. 1213 01:16:51,007 --> 01:16:52,673 What's that? 1214 01:16:52,675 --> 01:16:55,309 The terms of my surrender, partnership contract. 1215 01:17:00,383 --> 01:17:03,117 You're a fucking piece of shit. 1216 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,752 Look, my guy killed your guy. 1217 01:17:04,754 --> 01:17:06,921 You killed my guy, so we're even. 1218 01:17:06,923 --> 01:17:09,256 Let's just get down to business now, huh? 1219 01:17:09,258 --> 01:17:12,226 Ladies. 1220 01:17:12,228 --> 01:17:14,095 Monthly profit participation, 1221 01:17:14,097 --> 01:17:17,164 annual performance bonus, vehicle allowances, 1222 01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:21,202 gas, maintenance, insurance, chauffeur. 1223 01:17:21,204 --> 01:17:25,373 Expense accounts, full cellphone allowances, 1224 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:28,342 paid parking, country-club fees. 1225 01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:31,078 I've seen you admiring all of this, Derek. 1226 01:17:33,181 --> 01:17:35,783 Isn't this what you've always wanted? 1227 01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:37,251 Yes. 1228 01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:40,121 Then why don't I see a fucking pen in your hand? 1229 01:17:42,024 --> 01:17:44,325 Do you really want to spend the next 20 years of your life 1230 01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:46,694 just working your ass off for what, 1231 01:17:46,696 --> 01:17:50,031 maybe half of what i just offered you? 1232 01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:52,433 Sign it, Derek. 1233 01:17:52,435 --> 01:17:54,869 Sign it, and I'll suck your cock. 1234 01:17:54,871 --> 01:17:56,937 Sign it, and I'll help. 1235 01:17:56,939 --> 01:17:59,407 -Be smart. -Be rich. 1236 01:18:12,922 --> 01:18:14,121 No. 1237 01:18:45,855 --> 01:18:48,255 Mine's bigger. 1238 01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:49,790 Mine's always bigger. 1239 01:18:59,302 --> 01:19:01,235 You fucker. 1240 01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,903 Aah! 1241 01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:05,272 Gah! Ah! 1242 01:19:08,176 --> 01:19:10,911 That's your problem, Derek. No vision. 1243 01:19:12,982 --> 01:19:16,083 Aah! 1244 01:19:19,322 --> 01:19:20,788 Fuck you. 1245 01:19:27,897 --> 01:19:29,830 Fuck! Iron! 1246 01:19:33,035 --> 01:19:35,202 No, not the 9, the 5! 1247 01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:47,281 Oh! 1248 01:19:55,091 --> 01:19:57,024 Look at your partners. 1249 01:19:57,026 --> 01:19:59,994 Look at your partners! 1250 01:19:59,996 --> 01:20:02,062 You know what they're thinking right now? 1251 01:20:02,064 --> 01:20:03,898 They're thinking how big their piece of the pie 1252 01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:07,935 is gonna get once you stop taking yours. 1253 01:20:07,937 --> 01:20:10,304 This is where we vote, right? 1254 01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:13,274 Well, then let's vote. Make it quick. 1255 01:20:28,825 --> 01:20:33,327 Can you do it, Derek? Can you do it? 1256 01:20:33,329 --> 01:20:35,129 No, because you're too much of a pussy, 1257 01:20:35,131 --> 01:20:38,966 which is why I'm up here and you are down there. 1258 01:20:38,968 --> 01:20:41,101 But when this is all over, 1259 01:20:41,103 --> 01:20:43,470 I will piss on your corpse, as well. 1260 01:21:11,234 --> 01:21:13,868 Derek: And so the king falls. 1261 01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:15,269 With the quarantine about to lift, 1262 01:21:15,271 --> 01:21:17,371 I finally got to plead my case to the nine -- 1263 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:21,876 excuse me, eight -- and have my own day in court. 1264 01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:23,344 Surprisingly, given the fact 1265 01:21:23,346 --> 01:21:26,146 that I just threw their former ceo off a balcony, 1266 01:21:26,148 --> 01:21:29,483 they seemed pretty willing to listen. 1267 01:21:29,485 --> 01:21:31,151 In a calm and collected manner, 1268 01:21:31,153 --> 01:21:33,153 I explained to them my situation, 1269 01:21:33,155 --> 01:21:34,555 my dedication to the firm, 1270 01:21:34,557 --> 01:21:36,156 the abuse of company resources 1271 01:21:36,158 --> 01:21:38,392 by those above my pay grade, yada yada. 1272 01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:40,527 I don't need to bore you with the long-form version. 1273 01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:43,063 With a sound defense and in light of the day's events, 1274 01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:44,098 I pled that... 1275 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:48,002 I think I deserve my job back. 1276 01:21:48,004 --> 01:21:50,905 But as they voted, it dawned on me, 1277 01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:54,041 something my sister had been trying to tell me for years, 1278 01:21:54,043 --> 01:21:57,544 what my new friend reminded me today. 1279 01:21:57,546 --> 01:22:01,448 I didn't have a job. The job had me. 1280 01:22:01,450 --> 01:22:05,019 I was just another fucking slave to the grind. 1281 01:22:05,021 --> 01:22:08,956 Look, we paint our paths with the best of intentions, 1282 01:22:08,958 --> 01:22:10,424 but at the end of the day, 1283 01:22:10,426 --> 01:22:14,194 sometimes it takes a brushstroke of circumstance 1284 01:22:14,196 --> 01:22:17,631 or a deadly virus to set us on the right path again. 1285 01:22:22,305 --> 01:22:25,272 Oh, and the incident at tsc, as they're calling it, 1286 01:22:25,274 --> 01:22:28,342 ended up being a watershed case to finally accelerate a vaccine 1287 01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:30,945 to prevent the symptoms of the ID-7 virus, 1288 01:22:30,947 --> 01:22:33,681 pending fda approval, of course. 1289 01:22:33,683 --> 01:22:35,249 You're welcome. 1290 01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:36,617 And for the firm itself, 1291 01:22:36,619 --> 01:22:38,385 well, they did what any corporate asshole 1292 01:22:38,387 --> 01:22:39,987 in a corner would do. 1293 01:22:39,989 --> 01:22:42,523 They offered me towers' job. 1294 01:22:42,525 --> 01:22:45,492 Finally a seat at the big kids' table. 1295 01:23:05,281 --> 01:23:09,984 Derek: So I took the gig... 1296 01:23:09,986 --> 01:23:12,119 Just long enough to make an executive decision 1297 01:23:12,121 --> 01:23:13,654 and do some good in the world. 1298 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:25,466 I quit. 1299 01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:27,301 Now, I know what you're thinking. 1300 01:23:27,303 --> 01:23:29,403 We wrapped this story up in a nice little bow, 1301 01:23:29,405 --> 01:23:32,373 and we pretty much just killed a bunch of people. 1302 01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:34,041 I live with that. 1303 01:23:34,043 --> 01:23:37,177 But they do say everything happens for a reason. 1304 01:23:37,179 --> 01:23:39,146 I'm starting to believe it. 1305 01:23:39,148 --> 01:23:40,748 Here's one more pro tip. 1306 01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:45,486 Paint your own path to success in work, love, and life... 1307 01:23:48,357 --> 01:23:50,758 Derek: ...Before it's too fucking late.